Social Science Life Tricks.

[clivewaterhousen]

Probably about 6 months ago, I went to uni in havianas, and I was supposed to be going to work straight after, when i got to work I realised that I didnt have a pair of closed in shoes. Today The same happened, but this time I had a spare pair of shoes in the car because last time I told myself to leave a pair in there.


Life Trick #1

Always keep a spare pair of shoes in your car.


other life tricks?

 

[lions_den]

#2 Rub one out if you think you're a good thing to score later that night

 

[HSSB]

#2 Rub one out if you think you're a good thing to score later that night

Every lesson needs an explanation

 

[r dub 19]

#2 Rub one out if you think you're a good thing to score later that night

F***** yes, last time I didn't it was a disaster.

 

[lions_den]

Every lesson needs an explanation

One word: performance.

 

[yeah_nah]

Every lesson needs an explanation

???
Surely you must be like 12 then

#3 Charge your phone any chance you get on the weekends, you never know if you're gonna end up back at home and nobody likes a flat battery.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

???
Surely you must be like 12 then

#3 Charge your phone any chance you get on the weekends, you never know if you're gonna end up back at home and nobody likes a flat battery.

good call


#4 condoms in the car.

 

[Football God]

#5 take a dump before a big night out

 

[lions_den]

#5 take a dump before a big night out

Possibly best call of the thread so far. Makes the after grog bog more bareable.

 

[flight23]

#5 take a dump before a big night out

#6 drink heaps of water after a big night out before you crash

 

[yeah_nah]

#7 Expands your networks to your girlfriends "friends" for post relationship relations. Not so much her good friends, but her associates.
Close friends are less likely to let you hit dat, but the people who are mere associates are often a good opportunity for some tang after you break up.

 

[lions_den]

#8 Save milliseconds of time using my patented microwave method. If you have a microwave that uses a +1 minute button, and say you are cooking rice or something (10+ minutes). Instead of hitting the +1 button 10 times then pressing start, press the +1 button once, then press start, then press the +1 button 9 more times to get a head start.

 

[Football God]

#6 drink heaps of water after a big night out before you crash

I just might test this out Friday night

#7 Expands your networks to your girlfriends "friends" for post relationship relations. Not so much her good friends, but her associates.
Close friends are less likely to let you hit dat, but the people who are mere associates are often a good opportunity for some tang after you break up.

Lol how would you get away with it? as if they would just tell you know (not knowing who exactly you are) without letting her know. almost impossible!

 

[yeah_nah]

Lol how would you get away with it? as if they would just tell you know (not knowing who exactly you are) without letting her know. almost impossible!

I mean build up a good relationship with her friends (through parties etc) so you have some extra poon connections after your relationship is over.

Impossible is nothing

 

[Football God]

I mean build up a good relationship with her friends (through parties etc) so you have some extra poon connections after your relationship is over.

Impossible is nothing

 

[Gus]

#9 if you are bringing a girl home- make sure your housemates are out. Or at least hidden away in their rooms.

 

[Football God]

#9 if you are bringing a girl home- make sure your housemates are out. Or at least hidden away in their rooms.

Is there a story to this?

 

[foley_falcon]

#10 Never shop or admit to shopping at Rivers.

 

[Gus]

Is there a story to this?

Just common sense really. You might have a housemate who is a walking **** block.

 

[Scootyb]

#11- rinse your mouth with water before crashing when on the piss
saves sore teeth in the morning


also nice Hamish and Andy referencing from clive

 

[clivewaterhousen]

#11- rinse your mouth with water before crashing when on the piss
saves sore teeth in the morning


also nice Hamish and Andy referencing from clive

haha yeah i was wondering when someone would pick that up.

 

[r dub 19]

#12- Drink as much as you can at pre drinks to avoid wasting your money at the club.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

#13- rock up to the first tute exactly on time, that was you can scope out what hot girls to sit near and get in your assignment group, because everyone goes early to the first one... dont wanna be too late though or there might not be enough free seats.

 

[Power King]

This thread has a lot of potential.

F***** yes, last time I didn't it was a disaster.

Is there a funny in this on hindsight? If so, do tell!

 

[r dub 19]

Is there a funny in this on hindsight? If so, do tell!

Had wanted to do this bish for ages and finally got around to it. I was too lazy/angry to rub one out earlier as I drooped my ps3(still worked thank f***) cleaning my room to ensure it was presentable for her. Anyway she comes over and is looking fantastic, so we go at it and a few pumps in I realise I'm f**** so I stopped and just ate box instead to try bide some time unfortunately I went soft and couldn't get going with a rubber on. Eventually did her for a bit raw but it was an awful performance. First thing I said to my mates was "I put in a spud tippet performance".

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