Social Science Life Tricks.

[Football God]

#41 Make sure you have a big dinner before a big night out and not just fry rice.

 

[lions_den]

#39 Do not sleep with your sisters best friend

One of my sister's friends is practically gagging for it but I don't find her attractive at all.

 

[Schulzenfest]

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I was drinking many vodkas and singing terrible songs at a 90's night in the city last week so make of that what you will.

Good boy.

 

[crownie]

#42 - dont tell anyone about specific girls you stalk on facebook, eventually the girls will find out and put their profile on private

 

[PAUR]

#43 black shoes --> black socks. Never white
#44 socks on first then jeans/pants, if you're a spaz that does it the other way around, check if your pants are tucked into your socks. This may be obvious to many, unfortunately not all

Do 43 and 44 wrong at the same time for a fashion win

 

[EagleMan87]

21. If you have a ****ty sister, don't let her near a digital camera
22. If you do let her near a digital camera, don't get offended when nude pics of her get spread around the internet

lulwut

Dare I say it, but; pics?

NAOW

 

[r dub 19]

lulwut

Dare I say it, but; pics?

NAOW

Pretty sure he is referring to pacemaker.

 

[Catch 22]

# whatever - Dress like a man not a ***. This especially includes hair and jeans. Too many of you kids look like ******s.

 

[Ron]

#46 - When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES

 

[sunnyTEE]

#47 - when you wipe your arse too hard for a period of several weeks and you develop arse-sweaty-itch.... get some bepanthen and apply liberally to affected area of anus.

 

[Football God]

#46 - When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES

no shit ron

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

ITT: ways to slightly improve your chances of getting laid.

#48 Don't boast about how much you can drink, you look like a w***er and will probably end up being one later on in the night.

#49 If you are not high do not comment on how high other people are, it ruins everyones high.

#50 keep all your receipts from a night out, especially ATMs and Taxis.

#52 learn to count

 

[aaronm46]

#53 cruisers taste awesome, man up and admit it

 

[EagleMan87]

Pretty sure he is referring to pacemaker.

Oh shit, lawyerz come at me?

 

[Tigger Please!]

#54 When a woman tells you something, the opposite is nearly always true.*

#54 (i) They can't really help it; where it's not some sort of bizarre internal defense mechanism it's a perspective thing.

#54 (ii) Even if they are lying, you still can't be too hard on them - they genuinely believe their own bs.


* Unless you've been friend-zoned.

 

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#55 you're in the friendzone, you're not getting out no matter how hard you try

 

[clivewaterhousen]

#56 if you go to the cas and lose all your money, getting more out isnt going to save you.

 

[Mr Gor]

On the vodka v beer topic, it's a lot better on you the next day, which is reason enough to have a spirits night every now and then. I usually vodka up at pres and then beer out. But I digress...

#57 keep two 5c coins and two $2 coins in your wallet at all times as your ONLY coinage - you'll always have that extra change to help pay for shit (void if you're a chump who carries shrapnel around anyway). It's also a bonus when someone else is like "damn I just need 5 MORE CENTS". You'll feel like a hero

 

[Schulzenfest]

#55 you're in the friendzone, you're not getting out no matter how hard you try

Unless you're gopower, who proved this one wrong last weekend.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

i dont agree with the condom in the wallet if your over the age of 16.

It's wise not to tempt Murphy's Law.

Condom's have a very short life span when kept in a wallet or car. The heat is no good for them.

#58 If you are going to keep condoms in your wallet or car change them very regularly.

#55 you're in the friendzone, you're not getting out no matter how hard you try

#59 Booze and Marijuana are a lethal combination

 

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#60 why not go all out and get some rohypnol

 

[Hard Ball Get]

#61 Consensual sex is always better

 

[Ricketts]

#62 - Rohypnol and unconsensual sex is probably easier.

 

[yeah_nah]

#62 - Rohypnol and unconsensual sex is probably easier.

I like this post because its promoting rape and its very exciting

 

[rossi]

#63
If you break a mute girl's fingers, she can't tell anyone what you've done to her.