Social Science Life Tricks.

[Lensen]

#51 Always take the chance to be a smart arse

 

[obscura]

#64 All time low are ****ing gay, no matter how many times anyone tries to convince you they are not.

 

[Power King]

ITT: ways to slightly improve your chances of getting laid.

#48 Don't boast about how much you can drink, you look like a w***er and will probably end up being one later on in the night.

#49 If you are not high do not comment on how high other people are, it ruins everyones high.

#50 keep all your receipts from a night out, especially ATMs and Taxis.

#52 learn to count

#48 is like saying the way to get ahead in life is by not murdering people.

#50 and #52 - i don't see their relevance. explain?

 

[carltonblue]

#48 is like saying the way to get ahead in life is by not murdering people.

#50 and #52 - i don't see their relevance. explain?

#52 is basically saying dont send your kids to school in Adelaide

 

[clivewaterhousen]

#53. Deodorant in the glove box

 

[Ricketts]

#50 and #52 - i don't see their relevance. explain?

He skipped #51. Hence trick #52.

 

[Gus]

#53- lying gets you everywhere. Especially into girl's pants. Learn to stick to a story and carry on an act. My favourites: AFL footballer, small time actor, musician.

 

[Viva La Cats]

# 54 - Hair straighteners are not to be used by men. Ever.

 

[r dub 19]

#53- lying gets you everywhere. Especially into girl's pants. Learn to stick to a story and carry on an act. My favourites: AFL footballer, small time actor, musician.

Good cricket player.

 

[frantelle]

#53- lying gets you everywhere. Especially into girl's pants. Learn to stick to a story and carry on an act. My favourites: AFL footballer, small time actor, musician.

Firefighter

 

[ash_1050]

#53- lying gets you everywhere. Especially into girl's pants. Learn to stick to a story and carry on an act. My favourites: AFL footballer, small time actor, musician.

#55 Always remember what your story is so that you don't come unstuck later on

 

[Saint KFC]

#53- lying gets you everywhere. Especially into girl's pants. Learn to stick to a story and carry on an act. My favourites: AFL footballer, small time actor, musician.

r dub 19

 

[Gus]

Good cricket player.

That wasn't a lie, just an exaggeration.

 

[Gus]

#55 Always remember what your story is so that you don't come unstuck later on

Thats what I meant by 'stick to a story'. I've come clean later on some cases, with hilarious results.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

#48 is like saying the way to get ahead in life is by not murdering people.

#50 and #52 - i don't see their relevance. explain?

Re: #48 I have just noticed how all some people ever do while drinking is talk about how much they can drink or the last time they were drunk. Really isnt that great a topic of conversation.

#50 is relevant because you can fill in all the fuzzy spots in the morning after a night out. Handy if you leave your phone in a taxi as well, which i have done.

#52 was a shite joke.

 

[r dub 19]

r dub 19

Dividends are ensured.

 

[Power King]

Thats what I meant by 'stick to a story'. I've come clean later on some cases, with hilarious results.

Stories please.

 

[bunsen burner]

#5 take a dump before a big night out

Or wear a t-shirt under your shirt.

I once had a colleague who went out to a popular pub on a Saturday night. He got pissed and then started getting stomach pains. The toilets were packed and there was piss all over the seats. Not the right venue to do an explosive dump.

So he started walking home. As he was walking through an oval he relaised he wasn't going to be able to hold on so he had to take a dump in the bushes. Lucky it was winter and he had a t-shirt under his shirt. Off came the t-shirt to wipe his arse with. He kept walking home then realised there was no need to go back home. So he went back to the pub, drunk more beers, and tried to pick up.

 

[omit]

#69 keep track of what number we're up to guys

 

[carltonblue]

#55 keep track of what number we're up to guys

#56 Always listen to omit, quality poster with quality jokes

 

[coke_zero]

# 57 When a song is about to end on your ipod and another one comes on take out one headphone incase a really loud song comes on.

 

[Mooster7]

Condom's have a very short life span when kept in a wallet or car. The heat is no good for them.

#58 If you are going to keep condoms in your wallet or car change them very regularly.

If you have to change your condoms regularly, you probably don't need any.

I can't count: Wash your hands after pissing.
I can't count 2: If you've been chopping jalapenos or other hot capsicum, wash your hands before pissing.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

If you have to change your condoms regularly, you probably don't need any.

Not so.
The ones I used to carry around were back up only. So if I took a girl home I'd use the ones I had at home not in my wallet. Same as if I went back to a girls place.

 

[Gus]

Stories please.

Just the faces of some girls. On our journalism pub crawl I was wearing a moonboot because I'm coming back from ankle surgery. I'd gotten out of the boot ages ago but because the shoes with my temporary orthotics in were not suitable for going out in I went back to the moonboot for one night so I could wear a good shoe on the other foot.

Basically, I used the moonboot as the hook in my story that I was rookie-listed to the Crows and had injured my ankle. Roped in this steady 7/10 first year girl. Changed my mate's name in my phone to B. Vince and rang him, trying to get her to talk. Made sure she saw the contact name as Vince, even though she was too shy to talk. Sadly, as I am in a long term relationship I palmed her off to a mate who I told her was a SANFL footballer. We all ended up crashing at the same place and her face in the morning when I came clean was just gold. The slap in the face wasn't as good but I found it all funny.

 

[treefingers]

#51 Always take the chance to be a smart arse

True that