Life Tricks

[checkraiseulite]

Save up a few thousand. Move to a country whose currency is worth squat compared to the US dollar. Make a comfortable living of $1.50 $3.50, $7.00 sit n goes on Pokerstars.

lol I think you forgot the bit where you go back in time to 2006 first.

 

[BORK]

lol I think you forgot the bit where you go back in time to 2006 first.

$1.50 heads ups can still pay for a meal a day..

 

[checkraiseulite]

$1.50 heads ups can still pay for a meal a day..

can also cost u a meal a day if you lose. what is your expected win rate in these?

 

[BORK]

can also cost u a meal a day if you lose. what is your expected win rate in these?

Wrong thread but just over 65 percent win rate(210) from a sample of 322 in heads ups. Buy in ranging from 1.5 to 60(probably having a laugh with tournament dollars if i'm up here). Rate would be higher for the micro stakes. Generally play several heads ups even hyper ones and then use the profit to play a satellite or MTT sitngo for fun. Never take online poker very seriously though. I guess there are enough people having a roll of the dice in the micro heads ups to take advantage of over time.

Was taking the piss with my original comment.

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

Want a free ride home after a big night, find a pizza shop, order a home delivery from your mobile, wait for driver to come out and get a lift home with him as he delivers you your pizza (if he's a good bloke you he will let you eat it on the way).

Free postage, put your address on the front of the envelope and the recipients on the back, don't use a stamp, the letter will be returned to "sender".

 

[grimface_87]

Wanna go to The gym and never pay? Most gyms offer a free 7 or even 14 day trial. In essendon where I reside when I'm home in aus, there are a Bunch of gyms. 10 maybe at least. More in surrounding suburbs... Many also
Don't ask for I'd when doing the trial
Membership... Possible repeats
Right there...

But you have to sit through the 'introductory interview' every week! Not worth it

 

[grimface_87]

Free postage, put your address on the front of the envelope and the recipients on the back, don't use a stamp, the letter will be returned to "sender".

Or they will just post the letter anyway and send a bill to the 'sender'

 

[Jackfrost]

i have found that sex can cure a hangover, has anyone had this experience before?

Referred to as Sunday morning happy times in my house.

Another trick: The withdrawal method does not work.

 

[Smoooothy]

a swift punch to the belly can cure pregnancy

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

But you have to sit through the 'introductory interview' every week! Not worth it

not if u tell em u just moved interstate, have been a gym member for years and just wanna get a feel for the vibe and feel . No tour needed

 

[entourage]

not if u tell em u just moved interstate, have been a gym member for years and just wanna get a feel for the vibe and feel . No tour needed

Too much effort for mine!

When putting something back together that require screws spin the screwdriver the opposite way first with a bit of downward pressure so the screw 'locks' in and makes it easier to screw back in.

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

Or they will just post the letter anyway and send a bill to the 'sender'

Either way you save 50c.

 

[dales.girl38]

Either way you save 50c.

You haven't sent a letter in a while, have you? They're 60c these days.

 

[JockStewart]

Neighbours pissing you off?

Go to their electrical box sat 12am turn their power off and grab the fuses and chuck them as far away as possible.

They won't sleep at all that night as trying to find a sparky to come and change their fuses at 1am is a shit and pricey.

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

You haven't sent a letter in a while, have you? They're 60c these days.

I was going with 40c at first and thought I'd up it.

 

[moistie]

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe” whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

 

[Monkey King]

Reheat cold pizza in a frying pan instead of the microwave. Base retains crispiness.

Hahahaha. I had to do this out of necessity when living in countries with no ovens as a standard. Now I've developed a taste for it; the seared cheese gives it a unique flavour. Reminds me of the Principal Skinner quote ...

"I spent the next 3 years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States but they just can't get the spices right."

Putting the pizza under the grill, cheese side down first, is another quick re-heat.

 

[Monkey King]

lol. full windsor is a joke.

4 in hand or half windsor with a decent dimple is the only way to go.

I'll try the 4 in hand, but you couldn't pay me leave the house in a half windsor. Looks cheap IMO.

 

[neroblack]

i have found that sex can cure a hangover, has anyone had this experience before?

Agreed. Works nearly as well by yourself too.

 

[checkraiseulite]

I'll try the 4 in hand, but you couldn't pay me leave the house in a half windsor. Looks cheap IMO.

four in hand is definitely the best knot in a professional context.

outside of a handful of situations though (especially here in aus) it probably doesn't matter and is a matter of personal taste.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe” whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

wouldnt u need to keys in for that?

 

[kfc1]

Am I the only person in this thread who can't see a difference between the 4?

I have no idea what knot I tie my tie with *shrug*

 

[Monkey King]

four in hand is definitely the best knot in a professional context.

outside of a handful of situations though (especially here in aus) it probably doesn't matter and is a matter of personal taste.

I'm keen to give it a go. I feel kinda stupid for never having even known it existed.

 

[BT13]

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe” whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

or you could just take the windscreen wipers with you

 

[JDC!]

Am I the only person in this thread who can't see a difference between the 4?

I have no idea what knot I tie my tie with *shrug*

Hahaha I was looking at the pic for about two minutes thinking the same thing then I scrolled down and read your post.