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Simple Jack said:
I did the same thing with my NSW licence, except I never lived there.

Also if you are 17 in Victoria and struggle buying booze, get yourself a NSW/QLD/TAS/ACT/SA/NT/WA licence and go through drive throughs. They never check.
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I work in a drive-thru. I hardly check but when people have the red P on a white card, I feel obliged to check. I always wanted to do it as a 17 year old but yeah
 
ClarkeM said:
I work in a drive-thru. I hardly check but when people have the red P on a white card, I feel obliged to check. I always wanted to do it as a 17 year old but yeah
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I assume you aren't in Vic because our P plates are white on red/green on red so I'll clarify.

In Victoria you have to be 18 to get a licence. Everywhere else, you don't. So if you go to a drivethrough in Vic in a car, they will assume you are 18.
 
Simple Jack said:
I assume you aren't in Vic because our P plates are white on red/green on red so I'll clarify.

In Victoria you have to be 18 to get a licence. Everywhere else, you don't. So if you go to a drivethrough in Vic in a car, they will assume you are 18.
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No I am from Vic. I mean interstate cars coming through.
 
ClarkeM said:
No I am from Vic. I mean interstate cars coming through.
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Oh, I'm not talking about driving an interstate car, just getting an interstate licence ;)

I had a NSW licence when I was 17 despite never actually residing in the state.
 

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Jackfrost said:
Get a free Whopper by telling them you have a 2 for 1 voucher at the box. Sometimes you'll get it straight away but if they ask for the voucher start looking through your wallet, middle console and glovebox. As the cars start banking up behind you you just need to hold your nerve and inform them "it's definitely in here somewhere" and refuse to move whilst frantically searching and they'll just give it to you.
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Not if you get a c**t like me :) Used to work at a videostore and cop heaps of this. I've got nowhere else to be.
 
grimface_87 said:
Even better, just print this out:

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Yeah I found that, after I posted, expired sept 30 though lol. Damn

Edit: shit, its the 2nd of Sept. :o
 

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With regards to those talking about the ID trick with an interstate driver's licence, did anyone get a Keypass before their birthday and use it? I used to work in a bottleshop and this guy came in with a brand new shiny Keypass and ordered a slab. I checked the ID and he wasn't 18 for a week! I had to knock him back seeing as though I noticed it, he was shocked, reckoned he'd been using it everywhere no worries!
 
Thistle said:
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A friend of mine takes that 1/4 pill prostrate medicine to stop baldness. It definitely works. He even grew quite a bit of hair back.
 
Rather then drive around in circles looking for a park, carry a portable disk grinder with a cutting blade on it.

Park in a no parking space cut the sign down. If you get a ticket simply take a photo of the post with no sign and your car under it you will successfully win the case!
 
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Sydney Bloods said:
Rather then drive around in circles looking for a park, carry a portable disk grinder with a cutting blade on it.

Park in a no parking space cut the sign down. If you get a ticket simply take a photo of the post with no sign and your car under it you will successfully win the case!
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Easier option.

Big night on the town? After sucking Revolver dry and sleeping in a park, you return to find a massive fine on under your windscreen wiper. Simply find the parking officer and decapitate him.

Then go on bigfooty, post a thread in the hope of finding likeminded murderers, and move to America (you can get away with anything there).
 

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Sydney Bloods said:
Rather then drive around in circles looking for a park, carry a portable disk grinder with a cutting blade on it.

Park in a no parking space cut the sign down. If you get a ticket simply take a photo of the post with no sign and your car under it you will successfully win the case!
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Surely a can of spray paint would be easier.

Near where I parked for my first job there used to be a 15 minute parking zone where the cemented pole had come loose in the dirt. I used to get there in the morning, park, pull the pole out and go to work. I'd put it back in the evening when I left.

It was about a year before anyone fixed it. <3 local councils.
 
frantelle said:
"r" for redtube doesnt work
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Just type "xxx" into google. Be very careful though, if you add an extra "X" it gets ugly quick.

You've been warned.


















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exbunobooga said:
Want your own private toilet cubicle?

Turn the lock to engaged, then close the door. So its not locked but indicated it is. Most people are too scared to push it open, so you now have your own private toilet for the day.
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Interesting notion. What exactly would you do with it though?
:/

Unless the aim is to have just a private toilet, and not particularly a private cubicle.
 

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