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fairdinkum said:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/...esses-do-about-compulsory-voting-in-Australia

Post number four.
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Yeah, I've been on that for awhile now. Just can't be arsed voting in state elections so I rely on this one. I really go to town on them and let my creativity flow. One year I said I was so against voting that I went down to the local school and handed out How Not To Vote cards for Jehovah Witnesses. Another time, my girlfriend didn't vote so I said that I don't allow her out of the house.

I don't really know that much about JWs so poetic license always takes over. I always end with a plea for mercy and a warning of the impending Armageddon. Good times. The funny thing is, my girlfriend didn't like my story, so she rewrote it on another piece of paper and ended up copping a fine saying that her excuse wasn't valid and she ended up paying the 60 dollar fine. I think because it was just written on a blank sheet that she got a fine. No fines for me :D
 
THRILLHO said:
The funny thing is, my girlfriend didn't like my story, so she rewrote it on another piece of paper and ended up copping a fine saying that her excuse wasn't valid and she ended up paying the 60 dollar fine. I think because it was just written on a blank sheet that she got a fine. No fines for me :D
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I would imagine she would have gotten the fine for not saying she was a Jehovah's Witness. Nothing to do with the paper the story is written on.

'I am a JW' = no penalty; 'I was doing charity work that day' = penalty.

I wish this weren't the case but I know for a fact that it is.
 

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fairdinkum said:
No, she would have gotten the fine for not saying she was a Jehova's Witness. Nothing to do with the paper the story is written on.

'I am a JW' = no penalty; 'I was doing charity work that day' = penalty.

I wish this weren't the case but I know for a fact that it is.
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Nah, she kept that she was a JW. She just wrote it very politely and matter-of-factly with no creative indulgences.
 
my favorite, is putting the jar of tomato paste back in the fridge upside down. stops it from growing mold as it inevitably does.
another is of course, turning your jumpers/shirts with designs on them inside out before they go in the washing machine. slows the fading right down.

also, first thing out of the shower you dry is your feet.
 
dumb said:
also, first thing out of the shower you dry is your feet.
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Why? Everything just drips back onto them? Top to bottom dammit!
 

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i have found that sex can cure a hangover, has anyone had this experience before?
 
Before a big night out;
1) take a dump, makes AGB less unpleasant
2) bottle of water on your bedside table, obvious reasons. You'll probably forget when you get home but even if you don't you'll make a heap of noise and wake someone up.
3) make your bed, or at least take everything off it, to reduce noise made.
 
Mr_Smooth said:
i have found that sex can cure a hangover, has anyone had this experience before?
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Apparently some (horny) science boffins also confirmed that the endorphins released cure headaches. So next time she says she has a headache, tell her you've got the medication.
 

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All 4 of them have the same result. What's the difference between the 4 different ways of doing a tie?
 

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