Life Tricks

[entourage]

Want it to rain for some reason? Simply wash your car. This should ensure monsoon levels of rain within the next 48 hours.

Lol

 

[entourage]

Here is a trick for free personal training/advice.

Sign up to a gym.
Wait until someone is having a personal training session.
Each time they are doing an exercise, take the machine nearest them and remain in earshot.
They get cranky if you take notes/film them, but otherwise voila! Free fitness!

Or watch youtube videos...seriously it's becoming a buyers market when it comes to PT IMO, either you have to be hot to make people want to hire you or you have to really offer something else.

 

[Swanny36]

Low on oxygen? Buy a large bag of Doritos.

 

[Smoooothy]

either you have to be hot to make people want to hire you or you have to really offer something else.

like anal?

 

[Simple Jack]

Low on oxygen? Buy a large bag of Doritos.

It's nitrogen
Specifically to displace the oxygen.

 

[Quivorir]

And I found a pic of Simple Jack everyone.

 

[Swanny36]

It's nitrogen
Specifically to displace the oxygen.

And here I was thinking I was clever

 

[Simple Jack]

And here I was thinking I was clever

No need to be clever, just to be watching the discovery channel at the right time

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Need to pick up something small on the floor and it keeps on falling off your hand, lick your finger as it will act as a magnet.

 

[JD11]

wtf? when does that even happen.

 

[Jordie_tackles]

Looked at the tumblr page. Some real dumb ones there.

Can't see how tying together plastic bags makes them or you stronger.

Also don't tie your headphone cords, that's how they get wrecked. The cable will fray much quicker than usual.

Take pictures of your friends as evidence to remind you that they have items, lol like that would happen.

 

[entourage]

Want free coat hangers? When you take a suit to get dry-cleaned along with shirt/tie (obviously assuming it's necessary), stick it all in the suit bag and when you get it back, voila! 2 free coat hangers.
Might not work at all dry cleaners, but just worked for me lol.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

You don’t have to give them any hangers or suit bags. Just the clothes.

Upon return everything will be on a hanger, and the suit in a plastic cover.

Explains the 7000 coat hangers at the bottom of my wardrobe.

 

[WeNeverTanked!]

I have found that if you put your phone/tablet on low brightness it charges quicker.

 

[entourage]

I have found that if you put your phone/tablet on low brightness it charges quicker.

Now that's worth trying out!

 

[ClarkeM]

And if you put it out of sunlight so keep it away from windows...

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Anal

Gonna put this out there Tex. you're bigfootys funniest poster.

 

[ClarkeM]

For the alcohol drinkers out there....

http://www.thirstycamel.com.au/(S(ql4qrwa1yc2hwkiiyrukgf45))/SignMeUp.dvx?register=true

Thirsty Camel's Hump Club

Despite working at a franchise myself, I cannot stress enough how good the deals that they do are. They will usually have something on special and then with the Hump Club which is free to sign up for, they'll knock about another $10 off.
For example, last week 700ml Jim Beam bottles were $23.98 and slabs of VB and Draught sometimes get down to near $30.
This week isn't the best week but we have a slab of Cascade Premium Light for $21.98 through the Hump Club but I think it depends on your region also.

Sign up and give it a look because if you're over $18 and you drink, you will save a shitload of money.

 

[MarcusP2]

Now that's worth trying out!

Item that uses less energy stores energy more quickly. More at 7!

 

[bradrowe#32]

Could've used this one the other day.

 

[crazyman27]

For the alcohol drinkers out there....

Thirsty Camel's Hump Club

Despite working at a franchise myself, I cannot stress enough how good the deals that they do are. They will usually have something on special and then with the Hump Club which is free to sign up for, they'll knock about another $10 off.
For example, last week 700ml Jim Beam bottles were $23.98 and slabs of VB and Draught sometimes get down to near $30.
This week isn't the best week but we have a slab of Cascade Premium Light for $21.98 through the Hump Club but I think it depends on your region also.

Sign up and give it a look because if you're over $18 and you drink, you will save a shitload of money.

At least they were honest...

 

[Cruyff14]

When you give someone a high five, watch their elbow and you won't miss.

 

[wce4premiership]

Bread clip is great, it usually moulds itself in on hot surfaces as well, works a treat!

 

[Illinois Nazi]

When you give someone a high five, watch their elbow and you won't miss.

How often do you miss on a high five???

 

[LouisCK]

When selling marijuana to children, you can just buy some crappy kiff or leaf, spray it with Mortein and hte kids will still get high off it while you smoke the profits.