Like all weeds Joel Selwood deserves to be uprooted, mulched and turned into fertilizer.

Is Joel Selwood the shittest human football has seen?

  • Yes, biggest ducking cheat ever.

  • Yes, biggest entitled sook ever.

  • Yes, biggest wife-mop-abuser ever.

  • Yes, biggest speed limit abuser ever.

  • Yes, biggest sh*t finals captain ever.

  • No... I mean yes, worst human ever.

  • I'm a Geelong flog AKA the only class of "human" who'd ever defend Joel


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Ha ha ha... fu** you Bosk, dirty toilet licker ha ha ha
FACT: Your captain's an entitled sh*tstain who's done more to trash the honor of this sport than any player in history.

Joel Selwood is a colossal piece of s**t. Daniel Andrews should put a death sentence on anyone who speaks his name to erase his soiled memory from history.
 
FACT: Your captain's an entitled sh*tstain who's done more to trash the honor of this sport than any player in history.

Joel Selwood is a colossal piece of sh*t. Daniel Andrews should put a death sentence on anyone who speaks his name to erase his soiled memory from history.

Lol

toilet licker... homosex toilet licker
 
Bet you still have the STD reports to prove it too. 🤣
Pinky Beecroft (Machine Gun Fellatio) picked up in a VD clinic once, using the line "well you know I'm clean".

I found it amusing to try and make eye contact at the VD clinic while everyone averts their eyes.
 
It was an ex-Hawk, nothing wrong with giving one a smack across the chops. Play on.

Notice how the ex-hawk took it like a man. barely flinched.

The pissant bleeder on the other hand crumbled like a spoilt child at the slightest hint of contact.

Selwood played a great game last night but he is an embarrassment to football.

Geelong fans should feel ashamed.

Being isolated from Geelong and Queensland is the biggest positive to come from this lockdown.
 

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Notice how the ex-hawk took it like a man. barely flinched.

The pissant bleeder on the other hand crumbled like a spoilt child at the slightest hint of contact.

Selwood played a great game last night but he is an embarrassment to football.

Geelong fans should feel ashamed.

Being isolated from Geelong and Queensland is the biggest positive to come from this lockdown.
Hear hear!

Joel Selwood isn't just an embarassment to football he's an embarassment to the species. Nobody likes a mouthy entitled cheat.
 
Notice how the ex-hawk took it like a man. barely flinched.

The pissant bleeder on the other hand crumbled like a spoilt child at the slightest hint of contact.

Selwood played a great game last night but he is an embarrassment to football.

Geelong fans should feel ashamed.

Being isolated from Geelong and Queensland is the biggest positive to come from this lockdown.
Barely flinched because he was barely touched.
 
Good to see the MRO give Birchall a clip, can't go around whacking blokes because the game's past you by. Selwood no case to answer of course, as clean as they come. Hawf cultcha.

Grant Birchall, Brisbane Lions, has been charged with Striking Joel Selwood, Geelong Cats, during the second quarter of the Round Six match between the Geelong Cats and the Brisbane Lions, played at the SCG on Thursday July 9.

In summary he can accept a $1000 sanction with an early plea.

Based on the available evidence, the incident was assessed as Intentional Conduct with Low Impact and Body Contact. The incident was classified as a $1500 sanction as a first offence. The player can accept a $1000 sanction with an early plea.
 
Imagine getting rubbed out for whacking Selwood. Guy gets clocked about 20x a game yet you get done for it. :$
 
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