Getting players to shit themselves is underrated.SPP is a bit crap lets be real. His output is poo, but he does make people shit themselves so thats something. I reckon we use him poorly.
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Getting players to shit themselves is underrated.SPP is a bit crap lets be real. His output is poo, but he does make people shit themselves so thats something. I reckon we use him poorly.
Yeah.. I reckon when the game sped up with rule changes, it felt like there was only room for 1 of Wines, Drew and SPP.SPP is a bit crap lets be real. His output is poo, but he does make people shit themselves so thats something. I reckon we use him poorly.
This is contingent on Butters staying. If he leaves (which I think he will), it changes things dramatically.
I'd like to see us invest in youth but I also acknowledge that we basically set fire to the entirety of our list ranked about 20-30 so there's going to have to be at least a few more mature players brought in.
From this post do you think McGovern is 26? He's gonna be 31 in a month.
He's also exactly the sort of unreliable player we should be steering 100 miles away from as part of the cultural reset. He's different than Burton in name only.
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It's not about the talent level of the player. If we were signing a 30 year old Tom Logan or Paul Stewart, sure. Not a walk up start but at least you know they'd bring consistency and unconditional effort. McGovern brings none of those. He's exactly the type of flaky, lazy, inconsistent player that we're actively trying to move away from. We have less talented players on our list than him, but that's not the point.We need stopgap depth when we've delisted this many players. We don't have the resources to bring in stacks of quality depth, some of it is going to have to be highly speculative.
He's different to Burton purely in that it's a new environment for him.
For the record I'm not a fan but I understand the signing.
Did people forget the first half of the season already?
SPP was our most impactful small forward and actually looked really good.
He was playing far better than any of Richards, DBJ, McEntee, Cochrane and arguably more impactful than Rioli was.
He was involved in so many of our good scoring plays and put more defensive pressure on than any of those players above.
Pretty much all of his metrics for 2025 are above average for his position.
Absolutely is still best 22 especially considering he was already coming back from injury and was immediately our best small forward.
Why would we do that, when he's now our only small forward who's any good?I wonder if we can SPP into a Maynard type defender
Put him in to soften up the meat a bit.Yeah.. I reckon when the game sped up with rule changes, it felt like there was only room for 1 of Wines, Drew and SPP.
SPP has speed, so they put him forward, and he did ok… mostly because we had no one else.
Wines and Drew can only play in the middle.
I’d actually like to see SPP play more in the midfield.
I thought SPP was poor as a forward this year looked better in the midDid people forget the first half of the season already?
SPP was our most impactful small forward and actually looked really good.
He was playing far better than any of Richards, DBJ, McEntee, Cochrane and arguably more impactful than Rioli was.
He was involved in so many of our good scoring plays and put more defensive pressure on than any of those players above.
Pretty much all of his metrics for 2025 are above average for his position.
Absolutely is still best 22 especially considering he was already coming back from injury and was immediately our best small forward.
Tenderising itPut him in to soften up the meat a bit.
SPP could be A LOT better if he had hair on his head.I thought SPP was poor as a forward this year looked better in the mid

SPP compliments the side beautifully. He makes oppo players shit themselves, whilst our players piss themselves. Perfect balance.
Prosthetic leg surgery is this weekAny updates on Cochranes foot? Are we expecting a full recovery?
Then the funerals on MondayProsthetic leg surgery is this week
The guys asking a legit question and one I’m curious about too. If you don’t know, just don’t reply.Prosthetic leg surgery is this week