Rarely do I venture beyond this board, let alone onto the Adelaide board, but the recent speculation surrounding Hartlett lead me there. I normally despise nonsense from the outside being dragged back here, but I can't help but share this summary of the trades proposed:
• Hartlett and our first-round pick for their first-round pick.
• A second-round pick.
• Lowden, Grigg, and a second-round pick.
• Cam Ellis-Yolmen and a second-round pick.
• A straight swap for Cam Ellis-Yolmen.
• A third-round pick, telling us to 'suck eggs' because '(Port Adelaide) need to get rid of him and don't have any choice in the matter', 'he refuses to go anywhere but the Crows', and '(Adelaide) have all the bargaining chips in the world'.
The most sensible trade of all, a 2017 first-round pick, was shouted down.