Llane Spaandermann

[Russian]

Can anyone tell me about him? What's his mobility like? Does he have potential to play anywhere other than full forward? How do you pronounce his name?

 

[ozzult]

Not sure, but if we drafted him, I'd be looking for a spandex sponsorship to go with it at the very least.

 

[llosis]

All I know is he is one large lump of a lad. I think he's surprisingly quick, not too sure about how agile.

Dasler will probably be able to fill you in more than most.

 

[dasler]

Originally posted by llosis
All I know is he is one large lump of a lad. I think he's surprisingly quick, not too sure about how agile.

Dasler will probably be able to fill you in more than most.

Illosis not a fan of his, great name but doesn't use his size to advantage at all. Keep in mind he is still bottom age and could use another year at colts i feel.

 

[llosis]

Originally posted by dasler
Illosis not a fan of his, great name but doesn't use his size to advantage at all. Keep in mind he is still bottom age and could use another year at colts i feel.

Cheers Dasler - knew you'd come thru mate

 

[GoEagles]

The name sounds like a Greko Roman Wrestler.

Who does he play for in the Colts?

 

[dasler]

Originally posted by GoEagles
The name sounds like a Greko Roman Wrestler.

Who does he play for in the Colts?

East Perth

Spaan---der----man

 

[Mead]

Definitely should draft him, with a name like that, can never have too many odd named players.

Can you imagine Cometti calling a game in a few weeks, rolling this lot off in his characteristic deep, dulcet tones.

'Zachary Beeck gets the taps down to Rudeforth, rockets the quick handball out to Nicoski, who kicks it long and deep to Spaandermann....'

 

[dasler]

Originally posted by Mead
Definitely should draft him, with a name like that, can never have too many odd named players.

Can you imagine Cometti calling a game in a few weeks, rolling this lot off in his characteristic deep, dulcet tones.

'Zachary Beeck gets the taps down to Rudeforth, rockets the quick handball out to Nicoski, who kicks it long and deep to Spaandermann....'

HA HA HA i agree with that call apart from the one where Spaanderman has to actually mark it!

 

[Captain Random]

Hyrosoulakis, Vanderhaar and now Spaanderman. No connection between them at all, but gee whiz they're great names, aren't they?

 

[Exeter]

Anyone remember Robert Klomp who played for Carlton?

His name used to crack me up everytime I heard it as a lad watching the Winners on ABC.

What other names come to mind?

 

[Captain Random]

Austin McCrabb

 

[daddy_4_eyes]

Michael Sexton used to make me giggle when I was 12-ish

 

[no1bankteller]

At first I could not stop callikg Staker "Stalker"

 

[back pocket]

Merv Carrot

 

[GoEagles]

Originally posted by back pocket
Merv Carrot

Did he have red hair?

 

[back pocket]

Originally posted by GoEagles
Did he have red hair?

More orange than red, an apt name for a bloke who played and looked like the vegetable he was named after.

 

[dasler]

Personal favourite is Souths Wafl player
Shane Tippamantaumerri

Comentators have resorted to calling him Tippa, as does the lineups

 

[The invisible mullet]

Originally posted by dasler
Personal favourite is Souths Wafl player
Shane Tippamantaumerri

Comentators have resorted to calling him Tippa, as does the lineups

Fantastic name. Maybe he should be just Mr T?

 

[Exeter]

Originally posted by The invisible mullet
Fantastic name. Maybe he should be just Mr T?

I doubt he'd be allowed to wear that much gold jewellry on the field.

Not being a Souths fan, is he European or Pacific Island extraction?

 

[Captain Random]

So that's what Wally was on about when he kept asking listeners to tip a man to Mary.

 

[masai]

Originally posted by Exeter
I doubt he'd be allowed to wear that much gold jewellry on the field.

Not being a Souths fan, is he European or Pacific Island extraction?

Tiwi

 

[dasler]

As black as the ace of spades with pearly whites!

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