Lloydy! What is going on!

[M29]

Come on mate, almost 2 years since you've been married and not one sprog. I'm starting to worry.

I sure hope he's putting it in the right place, it isn't that hard to procreate. I should know, have you seen the videos? Piece of p-ss. It's not as if Lisa's the Perpetual Virgin either, she went to St Columba's for godsake.

Come on Matty, time to pull the finger out!

(No pun intended)

 

[Darealrath]

Yeh it's about time she bent over to pick up some grass.

 

[bomber0018]

I'm really not concerned if those two never breed. I hate to think what kind of children they'd have. Unless it can be guaranteed that one would be a fantastic goal-kicker with more of a (football) brain than his father.

 

[Jack-Packenham]

Maybe his sex life is like his footy.

HE MIGHT FAKE IT

 

[M29]

Maybe his sex life is like his footy.

HE MIGHT FAKE IT

Haha! Not bad!

 

[M29]

I'm really not concerned if those two never breed. I hate to think what kind of children they'd have. Unless it can be guaranteed that one would be a fantastic goal-kicker with more of a (football) brain than his father.

Lloyds got an ok footy brain. He's a bit boring though. I'd like to see him do something mad, like hijack a bus.

 

[M29]

Yeh it's about time she bent over to pick up some grass.

Maybe he keeps pulling his shorts up, instead of down.

As for throwing the grass, I'd always assumed she'd be, erm, mown.

 

[M29]

His accuracy is amazing.

 

[S.C[BANKS]]

wow....amazing topic

 

[Crave]

Who wears the Coleman Medal in this case?