Lock up your windscreen wipers.

[The Cryptkeeper]

I mean seriously, what a fkwit.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/demons-midfielder-clayton-olivers-reported-petulant-act-uncovered/news-story/6484bc78513d225210cb52cb00ddb7c7

 

[catscratchfever]

With a head like that, can you really blame him? I'd be head-butting mirrors all day, every day.

 

[Cyclops]

Oi its just a rumour, you shouldn't naarm naarms.

 

[Chronz]

Dreamons out of the 8 next year. Love to see it.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Hi Clarrie, meet Ben Cousins

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dreamons out of the 8 next year. Love to see it.

I prefer when they make finals then straight set

But let's face it, they've got no hope of a 3peat

 

[catscratchfever]

It’s now being reported that Joel Smith and Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

were together on the evening Oliver had his seizure.

The plot thickens!

Maligned Demons reportedly spent fateful evening together as Melbourne leaders prepare for 'urgent talks'

 

[Mofra]

They're just windscreen wipers, it's not he did anything really scummy like kick holes in plaster at a house party

 

[Feraligatr]

I've been thinking about this a lot.

Maybe he's having a delayed adolescence. Next they'll be saying he locks himself in his room and has a lot of odd socks in the washing.

 

[FireKrakouer]

TBH I don't feel safe knowing he's still at large.

 

[JoinDate]

I've been thinking about this a lot.

Maybe he's having a delayed adolescence. Next they'll be saying he locks himself in his room and has a lot of odd socks in the washing.

Bipolar, maybe just plain old alcoholism or drug addict?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

TBH I don't feel safe knowing he's still at large.

Imagine how cars feel

 

[Cyclops]

Countermeasures:

 

[James Colorado]

TBH I don't feel safe knowing he's still at large.

Every day I dread the thought of returning to my car to find it violated.