Scandal Luke Slayers

[gambinotosserflog]

Putting a few inches between himself and the scandal

Consulting group Sayers Group will rebrand as Tenet Advisory & Investments as it attempts to draw a line under a lewd photo scandal involving its co-founder, Luke Sayers, in January.

In January, a photo of a penis was posted by Sayers’ X account. A senior staffer from Bupa, who helped manage the insurer’s three-year sponsorship deal with Carlton Football Club, was tagged in the post.

Sayers was president of Carlton at the time. He maintained throughout the scandal that he was hacked and an investigation by the AFL backed up his explanation.

Luke Sayers’ consulting firm rebrands after lewd photo scandal

The change is significant for Sayers Group, which was co-founded in 2020 by the former PwC CEO and relied on his connections to get investors and clients.

www.afr.com

Bolding the offending text (pardon the pun) emphasises how hilarious in isolation it sounds.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Lewd pic scandal CEO takes step toward reconciling with Carlton

Former Carlton president Luke Sayers has re-emerged in public life following a turbulent start to 2025, marked by a scandal involving his social media account

www.dailymail.co.uk

The PR campaign continues.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Lewd pic scandal CEO takes step toward reconciling with Carlton

Former Carlton president Luke Sayers has re-emerged in public life following a turbulent start to 2025, marked by a scandal involving his social media account

www.dailymail.co.uk

The PR campaign continues.

From the sounds of the Graham Wright article the week before last, Voss could be in a bit of trouble.

 

[sabso]

From the sounds of the Graham Wright article the week before last, Voss could be in a bit of trouble.

Was it Voss’s dick?

 

[craffles]

Why would anyone want to be seen in public with him? Silly move by Vossy.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Why would anyone want to be seen in public with him? Silly move by Vossy.

Life after footy. Or maybe Luke Sayers is playing 4D chess and seeking Vossy's advice on how to worm his way back into the public's affections by chasing down a knife wielding car thief?

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Was it Voss’s dick?

Wright has heard a strong (heh) rumour that Vossy is packing and Wright doesn't like this. Wright thinks its wrong.

 

[Blightys Barrel]

Why would anyone want to be seen in public with him? Silly move by Vossy.

He was picking up his monthly brown paper bag - from all Accounts a Visy Size C

 

[gambinotosserflog]

He was picking up his monthly brown paper bag - from all Accounts a Visy Size C

No, no that was Juddy....

 

[GWT6]

Why would anyone want to be seen in public with him? Silly move by Vossy.

Voss trying to hang onto his job, got to keep in good with those holding the power. Carlton, Essendon and Collingwood have always been run by dodgy groups with too much power, Voss knows that it's more important to kiss the ring than do the right thing.

 

[Cyclops]

Voss trying to hang onto his job, got to keep in good with those holding the power. Carlton, Essendon and Collingwood have always been run by dodgy groups with too much power, Voss knows that it's more important to kiss the ring than do the right thing.

<MFC
<looks inside
< MCC

 

[sabso]

<MFC
<looks inside
< MCC

MFC is explicitly the MCC's football division

 

[GWT6]

<MFC
<looks inside
< MCC

And?

 

[Cyclops]

And?

 

[Black Diamond]

Was being outed this way better or worse than being caught at a Coldplay concert?

There are merits to both.

 

[MSB ROYS]

Was being outed this way better or worse than being caught at a Coldplay concert?

There are merits to both.

You're right. Both were head shots, although one was more recognisable.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Heard at the GF luncheon at the MCG: Titus O’Reily remarking that a certain Carlton ex-president was a “a bit stiff” to miss out on winning the AFL Media Association’s Photograph of the Year.

 

[Bont the Lord]

Just checking in to see how Luke's stone turning is going?

 

[Blightys Barrel]

Just checking in to see how Luke's stone turning is going?

They are 39% through the Victorian regional area and are on track to have all stones upturned by Feb 2027. The Police are assisting as well as a joint task force, where they might uncover the guy who allegedly killed the 2 cops in the Eastern part of the state at the same time. I hope Luke is holding it together at this difficult time of uncertainty.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

This has got to be the all-time funniest way somebody has lost their role as a club president.

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

This has got to be the all-time funniest way somebody has lost their role as a club president.

I wish Kochie was as adventurous as the big slayer

 

[McKuursma]

This has got to be the all-time funniest way somebody has lost their role as a club president.

Surely we have some glascott/aitken twins president-style lore at some point. We deserve it as fans

 

[craffles]

This has got to be the all-time funniest way somebody has lost their role as a club president.

“I was hacked” dick pic to sponsor via twitter can’t be topped surely.

The only thing more laughable was the AFL’s “investigation”

 

[bobs head soup]

This has got to be the all-time funniest way somebody has lost their role as a club president.

Even Ted Parker would've had a chuckle.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Even Ted Parker would've had a chuckle.

Lucky that Sayers didn't own a pie factory.