Scandal Luke Slayers

[dmc333]

99.9% certain it's made up

Who gets a "life sentence"? Only the worst murderers generally

"A life sentence, Luke?"

"Yeah, err, you wouldn't have heard about it, it was all subject to a suppression order."

 

[dmc333]

Well it seems Sayers has gone out of his way to make his wife sounds like a total fruitcake who grabbed his phone and posted his wang on Insta, tagging his mistress.

The alternative (which sounded absurd but is becoming more and more likely) is he doesn’t know how to use Instagram properly and posted the pic himself, thinking he was sending the bird a private message, when he was actually tagging her in a public post.

Popcorn.

It was on twitter/x.

The tweet icon sits just above the message icon. It's no stretch to believe someone could accidentally hit one over the other while they've got a half mongrel and @ the person thinking they were DMing them, when they were actually tweeting at them.

 

[Blightys Barrel]

I would love to see from the thorough AFL Integrity Review how it was bought to Mr Sayers attention that his penis was now out on Twitter. And 2nd question after having said penis picture out there for 13 mins. Who did the removing from Twitter? I would also ask to check his phone and all his email and other messaging applications in that 13 min period to see what content is there? Some candidates for consideration.

1. Bupa Lover - Hey Luke, what are you doing?
2. Damo Barrett - after forwarding to Caro, Zander and Ralphy . Hey Luke, what are you doing on Twitter and it really must be cold in Italy looking at that little cocktail.
3. Andrew Dillon - All good Luke. I have sent some blankets to the Integrity Lads who will take care of a good cover up.