Scandal Luke Slayers

[dmc333]

99.9% certain it's made up

Who gets a "life sentence"? Only the worst murderers generally

"A life sentence, Luke?"

"Yeah, err, you wouldn't have heard about it, it was all subject to a suppression order."

 

[dmc333]

Well it seems Sayers has gone out of his way to make his wife sounds like a total fruitcake who grabbed his phone and posted his wang on Insta, tagging his mistress.

The alternative (which sounded absurd but is becoming more and more likely) is he doesn’t know how to use Instagram properly and posted the pic himself, thinking he was sending the bird a private message, when he was actually tagging her in a public post.

Popcorn.

It was on twitter/x.

The tweet icon sits just above the message icon. It's no stretch to believe someone could accidentally hit one over the other while they've got a half mongrel and @ the person thinking they were DMing them, when they were actually tweeting at them.

 

[Blightys Barrel]

I would love to see from the thorough AFL Integrity Review how it was bought to Mr Sayers attention that his penis was now out on Twitter. And 2nd question after having said penis picture out there for 13 mins. Who did the removing from Twitter? I would also ask to check his phone and all his email and other messaging applications in that 13 min period to see what content is there? Some candidates for consideration.

1. Bupa Lover - Hey Luke, what are you doing?
2. Damo Barrett - after forwarding to Caro, Zander and Ralphy . Hey Luke, what are you doing on Twitter and it really must be cold in Italy looking at that little cocktail.
3. Andrew Dillon - All good Luke. I have sent some blankets to the Integrity Lads who will take care of a good cover up.

 

[sabso]

The alternative (which sounded absurd but is becoming more and more likely) is he doesn’t know how to use Instagram properly

You’ve got to be really bad at using instagram if you end up posting on Twitter instead

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

HUN: Bombshell texts and emails sent by senior AFL officials in the days after the eruption of the Luke Sayers “dick pic” scandal threaten to expose a cover-up.The Herald Sun can reveal lawyers for Mr Sayers’ estranged wife Cate are set to subpoena correspondence between top league figures and members of his camp as part of the couple’s escalating Supreme Court fight.Sources close to the feuding couple say the communications paint a picture of an AFL hierarchy desperate to exonerate Mr Sayers and accept his claim that his wife was mentally unstable and responsible for the posting.In documents filed as part of their defamation battle, Mrs Sayers’ lawyers have accused the AFL of colluding with Carlton and Mr Sayers, who was then president of the club, to clear him of the scandal.

 

[pjcrows]

Classic.

 

[western royboy]

Truly emotional stuff, bravo

 

[Pistol Night]

What a ****n shitshow

 

[Corn Cobbers]

What's the criminal penalty for encouraging or counselling someone to make a false stat dec?

 

[BunjiMC]

I think it's very u likely that the AFL would be involved in any cover-up! It's just not something the AFL would do.

 

[MisterB]

So looking forward to this material being aired

 

[western royboy]

So looking forward to this material being aired

I don’t think you’re the Lone Ranger

 

[pjcrows]

How long until he ends up with a cushy six figure job within one of the AFL's side projects?

 

[Satan]

I think it's very u likely that the AFL would be involved in any cover-up! It's just not something the AFL would do.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

How long until he ends up with a cushy six figure job within one of the AFL's side projects?

He would spend that much on breakfast

 

[dmc333]

HUN: Bombshell texts and emails sent by senior AFL officials in the days after the eruption of the Luke Sayers “dick pic” scandal threaten to expose a cover-up.The Herald Sun can reveal lawyers for Mr Sayers’ estranged wife Cate are set to subpoena correspondence between top league figures and members of his camp as part of the couple’s escalating Supreme Court fight.Sources close to the feuding couple say the communications paint a picture of an AFL hierarchy desperate to exonerate Mr Sayers and accept his claim that his wife was mentally unstable and responsible for the posting.In documents filed as part of their defamation battle, Mrs Sayers’ lawyers have accused the AFL of colluding with Carlton and Mr Sayers, who was then president of the club, to clear him of the scandal.

 

[GoPies1]

A woman scorned is a very dangerous situation.
Good on her I say
They tried to allegedly paint her as a loon
Hopefully she walks away with a massive defamation payout from the afl and Carlton, and the afl integrity unit lays in tatters with other investigations being looked into.
The father of that girl allegedly r*ped in 1999 tried to fight them, this might give him and her some belated justice

 

[Truckosaurus]

How long until he ends up with a cushy six figure job within one of the AFL's side projects?

Dill: "The AFL is committed to integrity and accountability. In order to strengthen our Integrity Unit, I've searched the world for a leader who best exemplifies these values. It is therefore my pleasure to introduce the new head of the unit, Luke Sayers."

 

[RAPPA]

What's the criminal penalty for encouraging or counselling someone to make a false stat dec?

Carlton life membership

 

[Atomboy]

“In documents filed as part of their defamation battle, Mrs Sayers’ lawyers have accused the AFL of colluding with Carlton and Mr Sayers, who was then president of the club, to clear him of the scandal.”

AFL HQ are as big corrupt grubs as Carlton administration.

I hope she takes a few of these entitled pr!cks down.

 

[Cyclops]

Mrs Sayers going Ellen Ripley on these knobs.

Know all private schools boys, lawyers and bankers, no consequences, easy money, morality? Whats that? I hope she sends them all to gaol.

 

[MisterMarcus]

"Yes I farked up and sent a dick pick, I am a complete idiot who's made a total ass of himself and I'm sorry."

The above would generate headlines for 1-2 days maximum, and then a new story would break and everyone would move on.

Instead he's dragged this out to a 12+ month saga.

 

[The Blue Max]

C ya Dill.

 

[Blightys Barrel]

"Yes I farked up and sent a dick pick, I am a complete idiot who's made a total ass of himself and I'm sorry."

The above would generate headlines for 1-2 days maximum, and then a new story would break and everyone would move on.

Instead he's dragged this out to a 12+ month saga.

Clearly that lady he hired for PR after the scandal, and now works at the AFL needs to be investigated as well. No conflict of interest while this is going on?? The fish rots from the Dillion and Commission’s cranium.

Would love to be an Arse Cover salesman outside AFL house. You would make a fortune.

 

[Cam Payne]

The lie always catches up with you and when it does the repercussions are far worse than the truth. Ruination awaits dickheads.