Mad Monday checkin

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Did the Swans escape Mad Monday unscathed this year?

No chain fence trips or pub injuries?

 

[S120]

I heard Dane Rampe

24

Dane Rampe

Age

35

Ht

187cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

2.5

4star

MG

358.8

5star

D

14.1

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.1

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.5

2star

MG

284.5

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.4

4star

tripped over Jacob Konstanty’s leg whilst he was chasing Callum Mills

14

Callum Mills

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.8

4star

HB

7.4

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

287.0

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

3.4

4star

MG

293.4

4star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.6

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

MG

284.4

5star

who was trying to catch an NFL ball.

The whole squad is now in ICU.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I heard Dane Rampe tripped over Jacob Konstanty’s leg whilst he was chasing Callum Mills who was trying to catch an NFL ball.

The whole squad is now in ICU.

At least we’re spared of another Grand Final flogging next year.

 

[S120]

At least we’re spared of another Grand Final flogging next year.

Nah the VFL call ups like Shipley and Bartholomaeus will miraculously make the GF and then lose by 15 goals.

 

[GoTheSwannies]

Nah the VFL call ups like Shipley and Bartholomaeus will miraculously make the GF and then lose by 15 goals.

After we rush back all our injured players for the first game of their seasons

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Chad suffered a nasty puncture wound from a dodgy mattress spring.

 

[Neverwas]

I got worried when I saw they were having drinks on a balcony.

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[JackHiscoxWasFast]

Whatever they get up to, Mad Monday won’t define them as a club.

 

[SM]

I was out for a run by the SCG yesterday and swear I saw two Swans boys having a kick on Tramway Oval, the stature aligned to Chad and Errol but I thought surely not??

 

[DavyRed]

Whatever they get up to, Mad Monday won’t define them as a club.

That’s very good

 

[The King!]

Whatever they get up to, Mad Monday won’t define them as a club.

Where's this man's rising star award

 

[MR0808]

Should have done lockdown style mad Monday, all drinking at home communicating via Zoom. Though knowing Callum Mills

14

Callum Mills

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.8

4star

HB

7.4

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

287.0

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

3.4

4star

MG

293.4

4star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.6

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

MG

284.4

5star

, he'd still find a way to get injured, probably trip over his cat or something!

 

[The King!]

Should have done lockdown style mad Monday, all drinking at home communicating via Zoom. Though knowing Callum Mills, he'd still find a way to get injured, probably trip over his cat or something!

He would download a virus on his laptop and somehow catch it himself

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Here’s The Goat Baron checking into Bigfooty Swans fans Mad Monday shenanigans

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

Those crazy swans guys.

I saw them dress up impersonating hardnut footballers. Should have seen them tackling each other and scrapping for the ball and diving into the bottom of packs.

Hope they don’t get caught doing this by Longmire ! Imagine the repercussions.

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

 

[GoTheSwannies]

Surprised the clip didn't start with all those beers barrels running over Heneey's good leg, such has been our luck lately.

Players told to keep the "celebrations" toned down and go with regular outfits?

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Yer very lowkey untill the lads on the balcony saw the cameras below lol.

From the limited view of surroundings looks like a random pub in Surry Hills?

 

[RampeRobe]

Is that Kirk with the aboriginal flag on his chest?

 

[BloodySwan]

Why do so many footballers look like bogans?

 

[sataris]

Why do so many footballers look like bogans?

You think inner-city elites become footballers?

 

[BloodySwan]

You think inner-city elites become footballers?

Most of our academy boys are from the nicer parts of Sydney. Heeney is the only country one.

And yeah, private schools are dominating the AFL

 

[Superstar swan]

Looks like the social media ban has been lifted on the players…many in bali

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Looks like the social media ban has been lifted on the players…many in bali

I wouldnt be looking at their socials for any sort of comfort