Preview Mad Monday Predictions

[AlecDuncan]

So what wizard japes can we expect today? At least we're competing with ten other clubs for the media's attention this time.

1. Scotty to appear in full fireman regalia.
2. White to take on anyone who dares compliment him.
3. Mitch to get in a brawl with his bathroom mirror reflection.
4. Gibbs, Murphy, and Graham to get in a brawl over whose "Hair by Ciccone" haircut is best.
5. Juddy to spend the whole day reading the Financial Review and sipping Ristretto.
6. Bell to accidentally make a new doorway to the venue.
7. Duigan to take copious notes for his Psych white paper.
8. Fev to parachute onto the venue roof and rain dildos on passers-by, Saints Row style.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Please, please, please keep yourselves nice fellas

 

[HBFlanker]

Theres a lot of chiefs at Carlton, Hope they cause some chaos somewhere

 

[Bluella]

Shall we take bets on how many players will be wearing dresses?

 

[pepalenko]

No dwarfs

 

[OnceWeWereKings]

Hope there isnt any drinking games to be won, our blokes would top the glass up instead of smashing it and then escort the glass over the boundary line.

 

[King of Ruin]

8. Fev to parachute onto the venue roof and rain dildos on passers-by, Saints Row style.

Yes!!!

Oh yes!!!!

 

[HBF]

Keep it quiet guys. DO NOT want to be reading anything nasty in the press over the next few days.

 

[AndrewVadermk2]

someone on our list we stuff up and get into trouble. hopefully a wrong prediction there btw

 

[SBYM]

Now that Sticks is off the hook from any official capacity I expect some pub somewhere will sell out of Crown Lager.

Am also anticipating a rather heartfelt rendition of a certain Tammy Wynette composition as a tribute to my efforts around here in 2014.

Thanks Sticks...

 

[JamisonRun40]

Hoping that the boys have a good couple of days of clean fun and drinking. And they all look after each other, especially the young ones. Those Irish boys however, might be handful.

 

[Ellas Ellas]

clean fun and drinking.

Now that's an oxymoron if I ever saw one!!

 

[ShanDog]

1. Bell to shave one of the Ciccones Boys' hair whilst they are passed out, resulting in long-term bust-up
2. Buckley to start a fight when a patron asks "Who's the chick hanging out with you blokes?". Scotland/White to tag team against both the patron and Buckley himself.
3. Walker takes a speccy over Malthouse while he is buying a decaf skinny cappucino at the bar whilst yelling "1AW FOR FULL FORWARD 2015!!!"
4. Casboult brings his own handcuffs this year.
5. Sam Rowe dresses up as a giant fist and spikes everyone's drinks - as in punches them out of their hands "into the third row".
6. Warnock to be left behind after the second pub. Malthouse to comment, "Simply not mobile enough".
7. Sheehan, Tuohy and Byrne are the only ones left standing at the end, thinking "mad Monday" turns out to be the equivalent of long-lunch drinks back home.
8. Carrazzo bails at 6:30pm to look after the kids.
9. Menzel bails at 7:30 with etsal1
10. Carlton's PR team to be on call for when McLean re-opens his twitter account whilst drunk...

 

[Mezzoculo]

Hahaha.

Thread. has. peaked.
EDIT: In a good way!

 

[JamisonRun40]

Shandog, some of them are quesitonable. I did like No. 4 however. No. 7 would just be a regular Friday night in Ireland.

 

[James_Blues]

Anyone got any photos of the boys on their celebrations? Haven't seen any on insta or Facebook.

 

[jimsta10]

I predict Fev will be waiting by the phone for call up.

 

[coryne]

Shit just realized (via fb) that it is Stick's 51st birthday today !!!!!!!!!!




Mad Monday is gonna be ABSOLUTELY INSANE !!!!!!!!!

 

[Aphrodite]

Shit just realized (via fb) that it is Stick's 51st birthday today !!!!!!!!!!




Mad Monday is gonna be ABSOLUTELY INSANE !!!!!!!!!

 

[SBYM]

Told ya it would happen.

 

[thylacine60]

1. Bell to shave one of the Ciccones Boys' hair whilst they are passed out, resulting in long-term bust-up
2. Buckley to start a fight when a patron asks "Who's the chick hanging out with you blokes?". Scotland/White to tag team against both the patron and Buckley himself.
3. Walker takes a speccy over Malthouse while he is buying a decaf skinny cappucino at the bar whilst yelling "1AW FOR FULL FORWARD 2015!!!" traded to the Saints before he even lands......
4. Casboult brings his own handcuffs this year.
5. Sam Rowe dresses up as a giant fist and spikes everyone's drinks - as in punches them out of their hands "into the third row".
6. Warnock to be left behind after the second pub. Malthouse to comment, "Simply not mobile enough".
7. Sheehan, Tuohy and Byrne are the only ones left standing at the end, thinking "mad Monday" turns out to be the equivalent of long-lunch drinks back home.
8. Carrazzo bails at 6:30pm to look after the kids.
9. Menzel bails at 7:30 with etsal1
10. Carlton's PR team to be on call for when McLean re-opens his twitter account whilst drunk...

 

[gbatman]

Casboult too drunk to participate after defeating Immortal Tyrant in a drinking competition earlier.

 

[HBF]

A couple of Melbourne players are in a trouble after dressing up as Rolf Harris and a young girl.
Disgusting & stupid!

 

[thylacine60]

only a matter of time before our blokes **** up as well - how pathetically predictable

 

[HBF]

only a matter of time before our blokes **** up as well - how pathetically predictable

We can only hope they've been spoken to by Mick and the club and told them they absolutely have to behave.
Oh to have a preseason when our players stay out of trouble.