Madhdad Monday

[Damp Squarie]

Without a doubt Mad Mondays are the best days of the season. The Bombers racked up 13 Mondays in a row around the streets of Baghdad last season and this year…allah willing… we will crack 14.

**** social distancing, SIM conspiracies, Manic moderators and Banal bantering, we are gonna tie one on and I’ll be taking bets on which poor mortal souls will exit the finals race disgraced !!

Choose any theme you like and join us.

It was funny at Saddams Tavern last year…to ensure this old arab kept on playing the piano, we kept on buying him Baghdad Bitter. By the end of the night he was starting to look a bit worse for wear; he couldn’t walk so VSTone and LicoriceAllsorts decided to take him home. As they were leaving him at his tent flap his wife came out and asked WTF his wheelchair was? ROFL

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Baghdad, clap, clap, clap.

Baghdad, clap, clap, clap.

Baghdad, clap, clap, clap.

Baghdad, clap, clap, clap.

 

[por_please_ya]

Alcohol is haram, landfill this please inshallah.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Get in here Warriors and lets chew the rind on why you weren't good enough to feature in this years finals given that the Baghdad Bombers did all in their power to give you a leg-up into the eight.

Alcohol is haram, landfill this please inshallah.

You'll be in here shortly...I'll save you a seat

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Love a mad Monday,

I will have a beer and a shot of tequila for my snake

 

[Pugsley]

Where am I?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Here we are at The Gumbyman where Barrybran is drinking grasshoppers like there's no tomorrow.

"How did you pull up Baz after what can only be described as season to forget?"

"The season's not over yet Ava, we've got 13 more Mondays to go...hic"

"WTF made your costume and what theme are you trying to portray?"

"This is my St Patricks Day suit...stunning isnt it?"

 

[Barrybran]

Here we are at The Gumbyman where Barrybran is drinking grasshoppers like there's no tomorrow.

"How did you pull up Baz after what can only be described as season to forget?"

"The season's not over yet Ava, we've got 13 more Mondays to go...hic"

"WTF made your costume and what theme are you trying to portray?"

"This is my St Patricks Day suit...stunning isnt it?"

Last time I use that costume hire place. I asked for Flubber.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Where am I?

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Poledancing.
I dont know why you look so surprised?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Last time I use that costume hire place. I asked for Flubber.

If you want to relive that experience I'd be asking CALL ME SNAKE to take his teeth out

 

[Damp Squarie]

Love a mad Monday,

I will have a beer and a shot of tequila for my snake

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Be right back...

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Oh and I'm bringing a date as well.

But please don't say anything about her eyebrows.
She hasn't been able to get them done at the beautician's during the isolation and shes a bit sensitive about it.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Be right back...
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Hey hey!!!
How many times for I gotta tell you.
No need to push down so hard on the head.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Oh and I'm bringing a date as well.
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But please don't say anything about her eyebrows.
She hasn't been able to get them done at the beautician's during the isolation and shes a bit sensitive about it.

'She's' been to our next bar coz Ive seen 'her' there.

 

[Pugsley]

'She's' been to our next bar coz Ive seen 'her' there.

The Ben Dover is another nice spot.

 

[jackster83]

Here we are at The Gumbyman where Barrybran is drinking grasshoppers like there's no tomorrow.

"How did you pull up Baz after what can only be described as season to forget?"

"The season's not over yet Ava, we've got 13 more Mondays to go...hic"

"WTF made your costume and what theme are you trying to portray?"

"This is my St Patricks Day suit...stunning isnt it?"

haydo is already done for the day.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Time to move on to another pub.
I love this pool table but whenever someone opens the door there's a bit of a chilly draft.

Left & right ball in the corner pocket.

 

[Damp Squarie]

There's some great money around for the Dragons at the moment.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Time to move on to another pub.
I love this pool table but whenever someone opens the door there's a bit of a chilly draft.
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Left & right ball in the corner pocket.

Have you already potted the Brown and the Pink?

 

[Damp Squarie]

The Ben Dover is another nice spot.

I used to know the Doctor who owned that pub...it didnt take long before it was re branded.

 

[Kilroy]

I know I'm not supposed to be here but please just put me down and I'll leave peacefully.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Sorry I'm late ......another Season done .....today's been tough, going from battle mode to all round loveable folklore character of the SFA

It was a proud campaign .....many lives, good lives were lost

Let us remember our fallen comrades ....taken too early in battle
Joshwoodenspoon
Metalcrusher
Bamboo Harvester .....a mere baby, damn those cut throat bastards of the SFA

The club is currently looking at introducing a new Award .....the Joshwoodenspoon award for the best Media of a season .....this would be a way we can remember that great of the Baghdad Bombers ....a Bomber Hall of Fame to be considered after an appropriate period

I will always keep the personalised card Josh sent me, just B4 his demise ......probably his last words in the SFA ...it'll be something I'll always treasure

Over the season, we fought many foes ....skinny on posters and talent
Generally it took one Bomber to handle 3 opposition posters ....making it difficult when we played the Furies ....I mean what do the other 18 Bombers Players do ?????

It is fair to say, most Clubs put up feeble opposition to the might of the Baghdad Bombers .....many posters choosing to run and hide, when faced with the might of KohPhi , Tony Lynn 15 and Antonio BlueVein

But now the Campaign has come to a conclusion ...time to celebrate life and the comradery of mates in battle

So I urge you all, to celebrate this Mad Monday .....have one for your fallen mates

.....

Yes ...time for WW19 to take this battle armour off and enjoy some relaxation

 

[Damp Squarie]

Over the season, we fought many foes ....skinny on posters and talent
Generally it took one Bomber to handle 3 opposition posters ....

It is fair to say, most Clubs put up feeble opposition to the might of the Baghdad Bombers .....many posters choosing to run and hide, when faced with the might.

That’s incorrect, Elton Johns Wig crawled and hid.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Without a doubt Mad Mondays are the best days of the season. The Bombers racked up 13 Mondays in a row around the streets of Baghdad last season and this year…allah willing… we will crack 14.

**** social distancing, SIM conspiracies, Manic moderators and Banal bantering, we are gonna tie one on and I’ll be taking bets on which poor mortal souls will exit the finals race disgraced !!

Choose any theme you like and join us.

It was funny at Saddams Tavern last year…to ensure this old arab kept on playing the piano, we kept on buying him Baghdad Bitter. By the end of the night he was starting to look a bit worse for wear; he couldn’t walk so VSTone and LicoriceAllsorts decided to take him home. As they were leaving him at his tent flap his wife came out and asked WTF his wheelchair was? ROFL

I'm inspired ....

 

[Damp Squarie]

I'm inspired ....

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It’s called the BigTop.