TV MAFS 2019- Where Mick is sticking around for more time in a hotel away from his bird poo couch and unwashed bedsheets

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Not too sure why its always up to the guys to sweep the girls off their feet or fight for them!?
Yep

If Cyrell is waiting for someone to tell Ivan to rack off she's going to be waiting a while. You do end up marrying your partner's family in a lot of cases and it's going to take an extra special crazy kind if love to put up with that shit.
 
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Dan the man getting all the girls wet

Must be the mix of no neck boxhead massive forehead shit tatts and the bogan sly Stallone voice
He's got that real caveman charisma and grunt that these filthy chicks dig

If you want a bloke that'll quietly slip a couple of rohy's in a girls drink before bungling her up in a cab while telling her friends 'she'll be right' and then thinking nothing of it the next day then Dan's the man.
 

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Elizabeth is coming across pretty well on talking married.
She looks better with her hair, but for the life of me wtf does she wear skin tight clothing that accentuates her truck arse & thunder thighs.

She is massively deluded how unattractive her body is & how annoying she is too.
 
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She looks better with her hair, but for the life of me wtf does she wear skin tight clothing that accentuates her truck arse & thunder thighs.

She is massively deluded how unattractive her body is & how annoying she is too.
I’ve previously said how Cyrell’s judgement on people has been spot on.

However this weird bitch has pulled the wool over her eyes. She was on that post show defending Cyrell and Ivan to the hilt. Then on Instagram they are all professing their love for each other, Lizzie adores her family, can’t wait to spend Christmas with then, Eyevan is the greatest etc.

Cyrell has a stage five clinger, that’s what happens when you show pity to a freak.
 

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She looks better with her hair, but for the life of me wtf does she wear skin tight clothing that accentuates her truck arse & thunder thighs.
She is massively deluded how unattractive her body is & how annoying she is too.
I had a GF in england like that and my "mates" called her "acetylene legs" (you need to say it out loud)
 

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He's got that real caveman charisma and grunt that these filthy chicks dig

If you want a bloke that'll quietly slip a couple of rohy's in a girls drink before bungling her up in a cab while telling her friends 'she'll be right' and then thinking nothing of it the next day then Dan's the man.
Dan is a modern day David Puddy.
 
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