Magpie Greg

[Magpie Mark]

Learn to be humble in Victory.

People like you give us all a bad name.

Most Collingwood Supporters realise that this is not a year to be jumping up and down about, maybe in another year or two we can.

So for God sake shut up, you foul mouth twit.

 

[Don]

Magpie greg amuses himself, that should be enough.

What a bunch of Killjoys some people are.

Besides Magpie Greg is trying to maintain a Magpie tradition

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

Gormless in victory and denial in defeat

is that the Magpie tradition you are referring to ?

 

[The Real Magpie Greg]

The only reason why I am beating the drum on this issue is that all season the Norff supporters who are attacking me have been laying into Collingwood, not on their own board, but on Nicks Collingwood forum.

Now that the shoe is on the other foot, I am just giving them a dose of their own medicine. But as you can see, rather than be quiet for a week, they cant take it.

In that context, I am only paying back. But orange-tang supporters like to jump up and down for nothing. Compare them to Essendon or even Carlton or other supporters whose team makes the finals. No comparison. It is like comparing chalk to cheese. Oranges to chocolate eclairs. Idiots to knowledgeable fans (mostly).

Lets see what the orangetangs do now. Bluey has already deleted one of their messages. They replaced it with another personal attack on me thread. That will get wiped too. They never learn.

[This message has been edited by The Real Magpie Greg (edited 03 August 2000).]

 

[Bhagwhan Shri Raj Miller]

Ohhh noo noo noo!

Dere iz soooo much anger in de room.

Magpie Greg is right.
If you dish it out you must learn to take it.
That goes for ALL of you - pretentious Essendon snots included -- FACE FACTS YOU BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACCEPT IT & MOVE ON.

Bloodstained Snot Rag - Stir all you like but YOUR SIDE DIDN'T LOSE - YOU LOST YOUR SIDE!!!!!!AINT NUTTIN GUNNA CHANGE THAT LITTLE FELLA!
But you do have a record - BANKRUPT IN 2 CITIES!!!NOT EVEN THE TANGEROOS CAN TOP THAT.
"Cheer, Cheer the red & the white.
AFL puppets by day & by night!"

It's not Larry's fault he lives in an orange house of cards.
Karma dictates Norfs death will be slow & very painful - ohhhhh deary me!

 

[Schimma]

Hey Bhagwan Miller

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bhagwhan Shri Raj Miller]

Oooooh I am being berry berry sorry Mizda Shimmelpushed.
The money we owe you I'm afraid we spent on a new billiard table we bought for the boys - his name is Calthorpe. He has a slight roll in the top pocket & is missing some balls but other than that I think we got a bargain.
So I'm afraid you must continue to scrub toilets as befits a Norf legend.
Maybe you could use one of our orange jumpers as a rag. Or better yet use our tradition. When you're finished just flush it down the toilet - we did!!

 

[Dr. Edelston]

Do what I did Baggy.
Wait for a team to go bust & their supporters to desert them. The AFL either kills them off or creates a new team in another state.
Then, despite the facts, they'll pretend to be somehow linked to the now dead club in a desperate attempt to keep some kind of support base - some people are sure to believe it.
Then buy it.
Then blow it.
Then sell it.
It's great fun, no matter how shoddy you do the AFL prop you up & just keep giving you money!

Forget tradition & credibility - do what we do. Live off hand-outs.

 

[molar]

I stand to be corrected but were Collingwood not bailed out by the VFL in the late eighties to avoid them going down the path of Fitzroy and Footscray. It just seems a little ignorant and unfair to be having wise cracks at other clubs if this is the case.

 

[Bhagwhan Shri Raj Miller]

Yez! Yez!
Berry berry good indeed.
Molar Patroller iz right Magpie Greg - you have no reason to make fun of our orange jumpers & whoring ways. Tradition means nothing. We sell it all the time.
You make fun of the Blood Soaked Puppet but you have no idea how empowering it is to live in Melbourne & chant "Sydney" when you go to the football. Bobby Skilton won 3 Brownlow Medals you know you berry berry bad man Magpie Greg.

"Join in the chorus & sing it one & all, Join in the chorus hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm are always on the ball.
Good old Hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm are champions you'll agree.
Hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm is the club for sale to just about anybody!"

 

[Jaffa]

Collingwood were in debt, to the tune of $3million in 1986.

They were bailed out by their supporters.

 

[Scruffy the Dole Bludger]

You Collingwood supporters make me sick.
You always carry on like your poo doesn't stink.
So what if we have to whore our club to survive!
So what if we have to wear stupid looking jumpers!
So what if we don't look after our favourite sons!
So what if we have no supporters!
We'd have heaps more if they weren't all in jail or on the game.

I'm proud to say I am the most vocal North supporter in the Remand Section!

 

[Siimon Pimplebot-Smythe]

I agree Scruffy.

Who are these snooty Collingwood rascals who have the gumption to ridicule my club & its supporters.

I'll have you know that my friends & I are certainly not band wagon jumpers. Infact we've beey going to watch our beloved Sydney for over 3 years now!

Plumber Lockett was a great full forward & I believe Barry Skilton was twice the player Buckley is.

 

[Schimma]

SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!