What the heck? Major offield incident last night

[Upgrayedd]

Franklin stole a car and ran over three pedestrians before doing an armed hold up, .

Man he really is a GWS boy all over.

 

[rumply]

Media speak - Major offield incident last nite Involving a high profile AFL player

Reality - Rookie missed 10pm curfew

 

[lmach]

Luke Darcy over heard that Melbourne were having a beard growing comp this off season and quickly put a stop to it. Didn't end well.

 

[imperial_oz]

Ah heck!

If its not St Kilda it won't qualify as an off season incident.

Somebody burn down a dwarf orphanage dressed in a Wonder Woman costume while singing Good Ship Venus in front of a Disney parade?

 

[Pykie]

If it was that big, they would of broken it already.

 

[Loyal Lion]

Oh I don't know...Mitch Clark urinating near a juke box at Crown Casino ?

 

[WCFaithful]

this better be good

 

[spudmaster]

Good thread so far

 

[Chilli Con Incarnate]

Dustin Martin injected a dwarf with AOD9604 and then set it on fire.

The trifecta!

In fairness, the dwarf had signed an illegal deal outside the salary cap.

 

[Speck]

Please bloody god don't be us.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Shades of J-Mac last year...

Hopefully not anywhere near as bad!

 

[Stifler's mom]

Franklin stole a car and ran over three pedestrians before doing an armed hold up, he then continued his rampage by running through the street with an assault rifle until he was fatally shot by police.

Pick 20 may be in jeopardy for next year.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Hopefully not Freo

Probably out of us and Hakws given for most of the other clubs the season had already finished - but who knows - it's the off-season after all

 

[Ashton Agar]

Hopefully not Freo

Probably out of us and Hakws given for most of the other clubs the season had already finished - but who knows - it's the off-season after all

Mate, that's got nothing to do with it.

All the other clubs are on offseason holidays in America etc. I'd think the Hawks/Dockers are more safe than everyone else. Think last year...

 

[HBF]

Please don't be in any way associated with Carlton.

 

[leeloo]

Shades of J-Mac last year...

Hopefully not anywhere near as bad!

How is like J-Mac? I haven't heard anything, anywhere else other than this thread

 

[Bennett.]

Please be in any way associated with Carlton.

 

[Ashton Agar]

How is like J-Mac? I haven't heard anything, anywhere else other than this thread

Started out as a major incident involving a sporting player, when to an AFL player being seriously hurt... Progressing through the day

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Another dwarf set on fire at a Mad Monday celebration.

Fortunately Hayden Ballantyne is reported to be unharmed and it won't affect his pre-season.

 

[leeloo]

Started out as a major incident involving a sporting player, when to an AFL player being seriously hurt... Progressing through the day

It did have a basis in news reports though. This hasn't even been reheard on 3AW as far as I know.

 

[Dan Cooper]

Involving a high profile AFL player. 3AW reporting.

Details to come shortly.

Based on previous form, St Kilda have to be a firm favourite here.

 

[Bennett.]

In an ironic twist, Harry O caught pointing a gun at someone's head

 

[pantskyle]

Franklin stole a car and ran over three pedestrians before doing an armed hold up, he then continued his rampage by running through the street with an assault rifle until he was fatally shot by police.

Very clever post.

 

[pantskyle]

This is all very vague.

 

[Falchoon]

Me too, or a Beams.

I can imagine that

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