Prediction Make an INSANE prediction for 2018.

[ScragCity]

Rules: It has to have a ~3% chance of happening or better. You can't say something like "Bulldogs will beat Geelong in the H&A season" because that never happens.

Okay, I'll go first. Jordan Roughead will be the AA ruckman. Come at me bros.

 

[Hoges64]

JJ to move to a Wing / Half Forward Flanker and kick 30 goals.

 

[Thommo333]

Tom Boyd to be in the AA 40 squad as a ruckman

 

[gangsta deluxe]

Trengove to kick 55 goals!

 

[Doggy]

We decide to play players in their proper positions.

 

[murphy2bedabest]

Dogs win the flag

 

[ScragCity]

Trengove to kick 55 goals!

Not insane enough

 

[TiAn_]

We decide to play players in their proper positions.

Take the thread seriously pls.

 

[Doggy]

Take the thread seriously pls.

Conforms with the OP requirement

 

[TiAn_]

Someone on the big screen at Etihad will drop their kid during the Lion King bit they do at 3QT.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

English and Schache to be the tallest pair of wingers ever to play concurrently in an AFL game for the same team.

 

[_Mike_]

Finish in the bottom 2 being accused of tanking for another top draft pick.

Is that brash and insane enough

 

[Mofra]

We've implanted a listening device under Stringer's skin to listen to Essendon's gameplan.
We discover that Essendon are still injecting their players with unknown substances, we approach the AFL with the evidence and they're hit with massive penalties.

For our services to sport we become the first AFL team to be Nobel Laureates in history.

 

[Doggiesfan14]

Jack Macrae to be formally recognised for his ability

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Premiers 2018 Tom Boyd claims the Norm Smith he is owed.

 

[Daksian]

Rules: It has to have a ~3% chance of happening or better. You can't say something like "Bulldogs will beat Geelong in the H&A season" because that never happens.

Okay, I'll go first. Jordan Roughead will be the AA ruckman. Come at me bros.

Bulldogs will hold Dangerwoodlet to under 70 disposals and STILL lose to Geelong in the H&A season

 

[Struggle]

Redpath to kick 60+

 

[Ghenghis]

The Same Sex marriage bill gets up and MattDougie annouces his engagement to Lin Jong

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Schache and Boyd to kick more goals as a duo than any other duo at any club.

 

[Dav1d]

ScragCity will settle down & open a small, but successful coffee shop in the town of Coober Pedy

 

[synchrodogcal]

lin jong to finish top 3 (for us) in the brownlow

 

[True Dog]

Marcus Adams to have an injury free Season

 

[SlimShaddy]

Hunter to use his right foot for kicking.

 

[Dazb86]

Bottom 4 finish.

 

[ScragCity]

lin jong to finish top 3 (for us) in the brownlow