Prediction Make an INSANE prediction for 2018.

[conrad_437]

Bulldogs rank #1 in points scored.

Or even better:

Bulldogs best conversion team in terms of shots.

 

[X_box_X]

Plugger35 accuses the umpires of assisting the opposition in a victory over the Bulldogs.

 

[dergert]

MattDougie reveals himself finally.

 

[AJARWA]

Suckling wins a one on one contest.

 

[Selim]

How on earth is our newly crowned fullback going to kick 40+ goals?

his going to run the ball from full back to full forward and easily score 40+ goals

 

[The Original Swooper]

He got delisted

I predict Roughead will spend more time in the VFL than the AFL

That’s official ? I knew they postponed contract renewal until after trade period. Wasn’t aware they had delisted him. Guess he has to nominate for draft now. Poor Stu.

 

[Hoges64]

Dogs to have injury free season.
Nah. More likely that I win div 1 Powerball.

Without buying a ticket.

 

[bontshow]

That’s official ? I knew they postponed contract renewal until after trade period. Wasn’t aware they had delisted him. Guess he has to nominate for draft now. Poor Stu.

Yeah it's on the Dogs website

 

[House_of_Dahl]

We don't make finals yet MD and doggy remain really positive and upbeat

 

[Yojimbo]

Kieran Collins wins the Stawell Gift off scratch beating guest
runner Usain Bolt in a stunning upset.

 

[the bee sharps]

Tom Boyd All Australian ruck

 

[flamethrower]

Bulldogs sign out of contract GWS forward Toby Greene.

AFL admits expansion was a mistake and withdraw the licences of GWS and Gold Coast.

 

[immortalmike]

Jake Stringer wins the Brownlow.
Stewart Crameri kicks 45 goals for his new side.

We are inefficient in attack but still grind out a finals spot.

 

[footyfan000001]

Schache to play 15+ Games and kick 30+ goals.

 

[Floridog]

This is not an INSANE prediction, this is scientifically sound research data. I have gone through all the various threads and collected the data from anywhere that anyone predicted that X player will score X goals this year. Then I took the highest number for each player. Some listed players are orphans for whom nobody has made a prediction, so for those players I have used their career average. I've added all those numbers together and I can now confidently predict the the Bulldogs will kick 843 goals this year.

 

[Brown Dawg]

Libba's 2018 premiership medal gets photographed around a naked chick with massive kahuna's

 

[100action]

Scragcity to not get cucked

 

[Hoges64]

Libba's 2018 premiership medal gets photographed around a naked chick with massive kahuna's

Dear God, PLEASE let this happen!!!

 

[Philthy1]

Brad Lynch is elevated from the rookie list, plays his first game and is instantly anointed the next Robert Murphy...

I'd like to see that.

 

[ivan rassmussen]

Playing predominantly off a wing, Billy Hartung is the most accurate goalkicker for the year, with a 60% strike rate of goals from scoring shots...





for Footscray.

 

[Bulldogs Legend]

I will not get barred from the GWS threads!

 

[Chicago1]

I switch my allegiance to Richmond to join the bandwagon.

Premiers 2017

 

[jamesDP]

Honeychurch kicks 4 straight goals in first game of the season against GWS.

 

[Sharpiesadog]

It emerges that Jake Stringer alienated most of the playing group by sneaking up on unsuspecting individuals, inserting a digit and yelling 'PICKEN FROM BEHIND!' at the top of his voice.

 

[DroopStDanny]

Shane Biggs will propose to ScragCity after the Federal Government approves same sex marriage but by the end of the season Biggs will request a trade to Essendon after finding out Scrag has been having secret liaisons with Toby Mclean.