Prediction Make an INSANE prediction for 2018.

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Lin Jong Norm Smith medallist

It's only insane if you add that Gil was so taken by his performance that he decided on the spot to rename the medal the Lin Jong Medal. Forever more everyone will ask "who won the Jongy?"
 
It's only insane if you add that Gil was so taken by his performance that he decided on the spot to rename the medal the Lin Jong Medal. Forever more everyone will ask "who won the Jongy?"
More likely there will be a medal for the best player for our multicultural round match and the medal will be anmed after Jongy :)
 

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Essendon to fall apart and finish bottom four.

Stringer to blow up and turn into the human donut Allen Jakovich circa 1996.

Wait, that's not really insane is it?
 
Essendon to fall apart and finish bottom four.

Stringer to blow up and turn into the human donut Allen Jakovich circa 1996.

Wait, that's not really insane is it?
That would be insanely good to see, alas...
 
Mid season 2018, rumours surface that Stringer has been bullying young tall Bombers forward Daniher, who mysteriously stands down due to depression.

Stringer has a number of minor injuries which should have resolved if proper rehab was undertaken.

Come season's end, there are more rumours that Stringer's exit interview with the Bomber's coach has gone badly.

Worsfold gives a press interview that perhaps Stringer should look to move to another club if the Bombers can get reasonable trade compensation. Otherwise, he will stay at the Bombers.

Stringer's manager then comes out and says how shocked his client is about the news from his coach, and that he wants a trade to North. Surprisingly, no other club shows interest.

On the eve of the 2018 grand final, Stringer's ex partner Abby Gilmore reveals his now 7 figure gambling habit. She alleges that the Bombers failed to help Jake and that his manager Connors lent him a year's salary which he put all in for a win on race 2 at Randwick. It finished fifth.

She then alleges that Stringer sold his two children to a pair of rich lesbians in the USA to fund a massive win bet at the Wentworth Park dogs. The dog finished fifth.

Finally Gilmore claims Stringer has been sleeping with a 17 year old school girl from Essendon High School, with the full support of the principal and all of her teachers.

Master Bombers list manager Dodoro holds out for two first round draft picks from North. Ends up trading Stringer to North at 1.59pm on the last trade day for North's future fourth pick from 2019.

Mid season 2019, rumours surface that Stringer has been bullying young tall North forward Ben Brown, who mysteriously stands down due to depression......
 
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Mid season 2018, rumours surface that Stringer has been bullying young tall Bombers forward Daniher, who mysteriously stands down due to depression.

Stringer has a number of minor injuries which should have resolved if proper rehab was undertaken.

Come season's end, there are more rumours that Stringer's exit interview with the Bomber's coach has gone badly.

Worsfold gives a press interview that perhaps Stringer should look to move to another club if the Bombers can get reasonable trade compensation. Otherwise, he will stay at the Bombers.

Stringer's manager then comes out and says how shocked his client is about the news from his coach, and that he wants a trade to North. Surprisingly, no other club shows interest.

On the eve of the 2018 grand final, Stringer's ex partner Abby Gilmore reveals his now 7 figure gambling habit. She alleges that the Bombers failed to help Jake and that his manager Connors lent him a year's salary which he put all in for a win on race 2 at Randwick. It finished fifth.

She then alleges that Stringer sold his two children to a pair of rich lesbians in the USA to fund a massive win bet at the Wentworth Park dogs. The dog finished fifth.

Finally Gilmore claims Stringer has been sleeping with a 17 year old school girl from Essendon High School, with the full support of the principal and all of her teachers.

Master Bombers list manager Dodoro holds out for two first round draft picks from North. Ends up trading Stringer to North at 1.59pm on the last trade day for North's future fourth pick from 2019.

Mid season 2019, rumours surface that Stringer has been bullying young tall North forward Ben Brown, who mysteriously stands down due to depression......

Haha. You forgot to mention Jake's public stoning by Essendon
 

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Jake has a fantastic season at Peppidon, kicking 80 goals, wins the B&F by 32 votes and is the AA Full Forward. Essendon goes down
by 6 points to the Dogs in a thrilling PF. Jake, when interviewed, says, "that was a real step forward for this group and I think we'll
win it next year. I love this club."

The Dogs go on to win the GF by 22 points over Geelong, with L Picken kicking the sealer with 3 minutes to go. It's over...

Post season, Jake requests a trade to the Bulldogs, citing "homesickness".
 
What makes you say that? He still hasn't dominated games at AFL level like he does in VFL but I suppose it might click for him this year. He definitely has the ceiling to be an AA half back.

It's an INSANE prediction ;)

Best 22 next year I would think and I really really like him some so thought I would chime in with that one.
 

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