Make an outlandish (but possible) prediction for 2020

[DEVO]

Melbourne win the Wooden Spoon.
Max Gawn misses the entire season.

 

[Asapartyhat]

The West Coast Eagles to become the most successful VFL side in AFL history by winning their fifth AFL premiership in their eighth AFL grand final.

 

[Cobwebs]

Dees make the 8 Giants just scrape in and Dusty wins Brownlow.

 

[JPetro83]

The Crows to have a similar season to what they had in 2012 and play out of their skin and play finals.. and win a final. New coach, new voice and a couple of toxic people gone at the club will releaser the pressure with less expecatation. big ask but thats my outlandish (but possible) prediction.

 

[bungalow_bill]

Neale to go berserk and have a 60 + disposal game (went close this year)

McCluggage wins the brownlow

 

[Robertio]

SOS leaves Blues and becomes list manager at Richmond.

 

[jsdsgn]

Darcy Moore crowned the inaugural 'golden fist' award recipient

 

[lumpinee]

Rd 23...Carlton & Adelaide play off for the wooden spoon
Houli runner up to Dusty yet again for the Norm Smith ...making it a hatrick for both
Camping equipment sales to rise in Adelaide on the back of Pyke"s departure

 

[lumpinee]

SOS leaves Blues and becomes list manager at Richmond.

lol...FO...we dont need him

 

[lumpinee]

Stewy Dew drops 20 kegs after vowing to get off the KFC in January

 

[_jrtp09_]

Darcy Moore crowned the inaugural 'golden fist' award recipient

I see what you did there

 

[lumpinee]

Gold Coast players to start shaving

 

[lumpinee]

Scott Pendlebury to get tackled

 

[lumpinee]

Toby Greene opens a chain of beauty parlours in Rooty Hill specialising in face massages

 

[brmi]

Josh Bruce and Aaron Naughton kick 120+ goals between them and become the most feared forward duo in the league

 

[deanc]

Stuart Dew to drop 20 kegs after vowing to get off the KFC in January

So he'd be back to around 140kg's then...?
I heard an interesting related story recently. His ex, Teresa Palmer, who was in the country last year filming 'Ride Like a Girl' caught up with Stew for a coffee. He says to her; "Wow, you look great, you haven't changed a bit!", she replies; "Thanks, how's your Mum?"....

 

[lumpinee]

Wheelie bins of membership cards dumped outside the front doors of head office at princess park by disgruntled supporters following
the blues 7th defeat in a row

 

[lumpinee]

Dan Hanneberry strings 2 full games together

 

[lumpinee]

Pot becomes legal in WA paving the way for Willie Rioli to make his return

 

[lumpinee]

Gart Ablett jnr starts preparing for retirement in early july by releasing a book of self penned poetry & announcing a tour to coincide with the release once geelongs finals campaign is over

 

[lumpinee]

Dusty to lay a tackle

 

[lumpinee]

Dangerfield appointed diving coach of the australian team for 2020 tokyo olympics

 

[BEEG]

Taylor Adams to win the Brownlow

 

[lumpinee]

Nathan Buckley resigns as collingwood coach after they fail to make the finals.. everywhere Eddie takes over the reigns for the last 2 remaining games

 

[Maxabillions]

Essendon wins a final