Make Bay13 Relevant Again: Who will be 2017's shittiest Victorian club?

Which Victorian club will disgrace itself hardest in 2017?

  • Carlton

  • Essendon*

  • Collingwood

  • Richmond

  • Norf

  • Geelong

  • Hawthorn

  • Melbourne

  • St.Kilda


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Good evening friends,

As you may have noticed another forum that shall not be named (hint: It begins with "Terra" and ends with "Skwod) has been stealing Bay13's thunder recently. Since the powers that be would prefer we use Bay13 to discuss football rather than post pics of monarchs & test cricketers I propose something extremely radical......... we use Bay13 to discuss football. :eek:

So next year looms as a bleak one for Victoria with GWS, Sydney & Adelaide & West Coast all chances to lead the pack. Doggies, Hawks, Melbourne, St.Kilda & possibly Geelong will be contenders but the other Vic teams are in for some pain. Who will disgrace themselves hardest?



Carlton - Perennial shitness & incompetence defined. Zero forwards, a zillion GWS rejects & an Oompa Loompa pretending to be in charge. Not much hope of breaking their 10 year drought against Hawthorn. :drunk:

Essendon* - Their supporters will get the shock (to be sitting there) of their lives when they're violently reminded how shit the team was before the suspensions. Jab Watscum to finish the year in the 2s or serving lattes to fat NY feminists.

Collingwood - Finals hopes will be shot around the third week of the season but they'll pick up enough cheap wins in the back half of the year (when all but the finalists have stopped trying) to keep the conversation to re-sign Bucks open. If you ever need a chuckle checkout their KPP stocks.

Richmond - They'll be themselves.

Norf - Its hard to feel optimistic about the broken husk of the AFL's most vanilla team. By round 15 they'll be struggling to draw 10k to home games vs interstate teams & pleading for more AFL handouts.
 

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shitmond or a scott lead norf... my money is on shitmond though with cotchin to be missing more than ever
 
:tonguewink: Am I sposed to pretend it matters? Seriously why dont they all rotate colours so there's at least some challenge trying to figure out which team turns up at Spotless over the winter.
 

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We won't drop far, we don't drop to the bottom of the ladder and take in the ass like some clubs do. 10-13 finish.
Dear oh dear we're not going to have this argument again are we?

We've already established Norf does not bottom out because its' parlous financial state won't allow it to. Hardly something to be proud of. More the point the reason Norf's current team failed to rise above the heights of a prelim shellacking was because it lacked top-end talent - the result of not having harvested enough top 10 draft picks by bottoming out.

If I had to choose between watching my team finish 5th-10th five straight years or winning 4 spoons followed by a flag I'd take the second every time.
 
Mate, I've got a bet with DapperJong that north will finish above * next year, I'm confident.

North have too many 100+ gamers on its list to fall lower than 13th.

Happy to take a month avatar bet.
I'm predicting 14th-18th and I'll take that bet. :)
 
Dear oh dear we're not going to have this argument again are we?

We've already established Norf does not bottom out because its' parlous financial state won't allow it to. Hardly something to be proud of. More the point the reason Norf's current team failed to rise above the heights of a prelim shellacking was because it lacked top-end talent - the result of not having harvested enough top 10 draft picks by bottoming out.

If I had to choose between watching my team finish 5th-10th five straight years or winning 4 spoons followed by a flag I'd take the second every time.
We don't bottom out because we don't like taking it in the bum, nttawwt, for 5 years and the fact that we can win premierships with our pride, anal cavity and integrity relatively in tact.
 
We don't bottom out because we don't like taking it in the bum, nttawwt, for 5 years and the fact that we can win premierships with our pride, anal cavity and integrity relatively in tact.
That remains to be seen. This century the Doggies & Geelong won flags without bottoming out but were blessed with heaps of father/sons. Hawthorn & Collingwood both bottomed out, and the rest of the flags were won by interstate teams with varying levels of assistance.

Anyhow, let's change the subject. I also predict Norf will finish above Essendon* who are in for a rude shock next year.
 
That remains to be seen. This century the Doggies & Geelong won flags without bottoming out but were blessed with heaps of father/sons. Hawthorn & Collingwood both bottomed out, and the rest of the flags were won by interstate teams with varying levels of assistance.

Anyhow, let's change the subject. I also predict Norf will finish above Essendon* who are in for a rude shock next year.

Geez if my team weren't bottoming out during the macca days then I'm not sure what bottoming out is...
 
The scum are going to make Brisbane's last hand of years look good. The cool aid sippers are in for a huge disappointment. They were shite with Knights, than along came Tird and juiced them up. They looked ok until the hamstrings snapped. Since than they have been shite again with a team of spuds and retreads. Now they have the spuds that needed the juice to compete back, they think they will be ok. Seriously, they will stink for years.
 
Good evening friends,

As you may have noticed another forum that shall not be named (hint: It begins with "Terra" and ends with "Skwod) has been stealing Bay13's thunder recently. Since the powers that be would prefer we use Bay13 to discuss football rather than post pics of monarchs & test cricketers I propose something extremely radical......... we use Bay13 to discuss football. :eek:

So next year looms as a bleak one for Victoria with GWS, Sydney & Adelaide & West Coast all chances to lead the pack. Doggies, Hawks, Melbourne, St.Kilda & possibly Geelong will be contenders but the other Vic teams are in for some pain. Who will disgrace themselves hardest?



Carlton - Perennial shitness & incompetence defined. Zero forwards, a zillion GWS rejects & an Oompa Loompa pretending to be in charge. Not much hope of breaking their 10 year drought against Hawthorn. :drunk:

Essendon* - Their supporters will get the shock (to be sitting there) of their lives when they're violently reminded how shit the team was before the suspensions. Jab Watscum to finish the year in the 2s or serving lattes to fat NY feminists.

Collingwood - Finals hopes will be shot around the third week of the season but they'll pick up enough cheap wins in the back half of the year (when all but the finalists have stopped trying) to keep the conversation to re-sign Bucks open. If you ever need a chuckle checkout their KPP stocks.

Richmond - They'll be themselves.

Norf - Its hard to feel optimistic about the broken husk of the AFL's most vanilla team. By round 15 they'll be struggling to draw 10k to home games vs interstate teams & pleading for more AFL handouts.
OP reeks if insecurity
 

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