
A Cut Above
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Good evening friends,
As you may have noticed another forum that shall not be named (hint: It begins with "Terra" and ends with "Skwod) has been stealing Bay13's thunder recently. Since the powers that be would prefer we use Bay13 to discuss football rather than post pics of monarchs & test cricketers I propose something extremely radical......... we use Bay13 to discuss football.
So next year looms as a bleak one for Victoria with GWS, Sydney & Adelaide & West Coast all chances to lead the pack. Doggies, Hawks, Melbourne, St.Kilda & possibly Geelong will be contenders but the other Vic teams are in for some pain. Who will disgrace themselves hardest?
Carlton - Perennial shitness & incompetence defined. Zero forwards, a zillion GWS rejects & an Oompa Loompa pretending to be in charge. Not much hope of breaking their 10 year drought against Hawthorn.
Essendon* - Their supporters will get the shock (to be sitting there) of their lives when they're violently reminded how shit the team was before the suspensions. Jab Watscum to finish the year in the 2s or serving lattes to fat NY feminists.
Collingwood - Finals hopes will be shot around the third week of the season but they'll pick up enough cheap wins in the back half of the year (when all but the finalists have stopped trying) to keep the conversation to re-sign Bucks open. If you ever need a chuckle checkout their KPP stocks.
Richmond - They'll be themselves.
Norf - Its hard to feel optimistic about the broken husk of the AFL's most vanilla team. By round 15 they'll be struggling to draw 10k to home games vs interstate teams & pleading for more AFL handouts.
As you may have noticed another forum that shall not be named (hint: It begins with "Terra" and ends with "Skwod) has been stealing Bay13's thunder recently. Since the powers that be would prefer we use Bay13 to discuss football rather than post pics of monarchs & test cricketers I propose something extremely radical......... we use Bay13 to discuss football.
So next year looms as a bleak one for Victoria with GWS, Sydney & Adelaide & West Coast all chances to lead the pack. Doggies, Hawks, Melbourne, St.Kilda & possibly Geelong will be contenders but the other Vic teams are in for some pain. Who will disgrace themselves hardest?
Carlton - Perennial shitness & incompetence defined. Zero forwards, a zillion GWS rejects & an Oompa Loompa pretending to be in charge. Not much hope of breaking their 10 year drought against Hawthorn.

Essendon* - Their supporters will get the shock (to be sitting there) of their lives when they're violently reminded how shit the team was before the suspensions. Jab Watscum to finish the year in the 2s or serving lattes to fat NY feminists.
Collingwood - Finals hopes will be shot around the third week of the season but they'll pick up enough cheap wins in the back half of the year (when all but the finalists have stopped trying) to keep the conversation to re-sign Bucks open. If you ever need a chuckle checkout their KPP stocks.
Richmond - They'll be themselves.
Norf - Its hard to feel optimistic about the broken husk of the AFL's most vanilla team. By round 15 they'll be struggling to draw 10k to home games vs interstate teams & pleading for more AFL handouts.