Solved Man caught making love to cows on cctv

[Valentino Dmitri]

Maybe your memory is foggy Interspecies breeding is not possible.

Well it's certainly not possible with an attitude like that.

 

[hawks realist]

Bahahahahahahahaha! What a hilarious thread.
Imagine if he made the cows pregnant. My god it would be strange.

Imagine if it was a horse crossed with humans!! The young foal would be quite a sight to behold....

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

Wasn't there a case a few years ago where a female was caught in a paddock giving a horse some relief??

Here is the article;

http://www.news.com.au/national/nak...t-act-with-horse/story-e6frfkp9-1111112605322

an update
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national...t-lismore-woman/2006/12/18/1166290470706.html

 

[JUBJUB]

what was the first thing the guy said to the cops when arrested ?
"Honestly officer,it's a case of moostaken identity"

 

[I Lost My Keays]

What the F**K is wrong with people!

 

[Silent Alarm]

Oh a convenient coincidence! Where were you on the night in question?!?

Nah, not this exact story. But the same thing happening.

 

[JUBJUB]

What the F**K is wrong with people!

I think that's the problem

 

[Dan Cooper]

A thread that keeps giving and giving this one.

 

[ANGEL DARK]

I didnt know it was even an offence to have sex with animals. It could well have been consential sex in which case why is it an offence

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

I didnt know it was even an offence to have sex with animals. It could well have been consential sex in which case why is it an offence

ping @joelmonaghan.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

I don't want to quibble, but 'making love' to cows...

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

I watched a program a number of years ago on the ABC, I think it was the series that was focussing on long distance female truck drivers.

There's a roadhouse in outback NT where the same drivers regularly used to pull in for a break, as such the drivers had all become friendly with the family that ran the roadhouse and the staff.

The daughter of the owners had a birthday coming up and her family along with the regulars decided to surprise her for the event. The day came and the daughter was nowhere to be found. The family did know that from time to time she'd disappear out to the shed on her own, for some quiet time they thought. The crowd has walked into the shed and yelled surprise. Here's the daughter, sitting on a chair, spreading her nether regions with vegemite and getting the family dog to lick it off of her.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

I watched a program a number of years ago on the ABC, I think it was the series that was focussing on long distance female truck drivers.

There's a roadhouse in outback NT where the same drivers regularly used to pull in for a break, as such the drivers had all become friendly with the family that ran the roadhouse and the staff.

The daughter of the owners had a birthday coming up and her family along with the regulars decided to surprise her for the event. The day came and the daughter was nowhere to be found. The family did know that from time to time she'd disappear out to the shed on her own, for some quiet time they thought. The crowd has walked into the shed and yelled surprise. Here's the daughter, sitting on a chair, spreading her nether regions with vegemite and getting the family dog to lick it off of her.

silly girl. Dogs prefer peanut butter...apparently

 

[Dan Cooper]

I didnt know it was even an offence to have sex with animals. It could well have been consential sex in which case why is it an offence

I wish I'd never read that

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Wasn't there a case a few years ago where a female was caught in a paddock giving a horse some relief??

Here is the article;

http://www.news.com.au/national/naked-woman-caught-in-indecent-act-with-horse/story-e6frfkp9-1111112605322

If a chick does it, it's alright though.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Corey Bernadi says this is all Carly and Tresne's fault.

 

[Ghostwriter]

I watched a program a number of years ago on the ABC, I think it was the series that was focussing on long distance female truck drivers.

There's a roadhouse in outback NT where the same drivers regularly used to pull in for a break, as such the drivers had all become friendly with the family that ran the roadhouse and the staff.

The daughter of the owners had a birthday coming up and her family along with the regulars decided to surprise her for the event. The day came and the daughter was nowhere to be found. The family did know that from time to time she'd disappear out to the shed on her own, for some quiet time they thought. The crowd has walked into the shed and yelled surprise. Here's the daughter, sitting on a chair, spreading her nether regions with vegemite and getting the family dog to lick it off of her.

This was all on ABC tv?

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

This was all on ABC tv?

Yep, they didn't actually have footage of her doing the deed, the story was told to the camera by one of their long time customers who was invited to the party and was one of the group that walked in on the girl.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Yep, they didn't actually have footage of her doing the deed, the story was told to the camera by one of their long time customers who was invited to the party and was one of the group that walked in on the girl.

Jesus.

That would of made for an awkward birthday dinner table.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I'd love to know how you end up going down that path, do you start with particularly ugly humans and go from there? And how on earth do you connect with like minded afficianados? Just occasionally slip into your conversation your sexual interest in farm animals and hope they take the hint?

That said, I'm just going to say this, and run for cover- I have heard a credible story of a person, in Australia, facing criminal charges in connection with a sex act performed with a dolphin.

The internet my friend. There's a whole subculture... there's even a forum on it (which people can google themselves).

There was one genius who decided he'd let a stallion do him from behind. Died from his injuries. Seen the video... ouch.

 

[quickstraw]

Personally I'm sick of cows and other farm animals being teases. They must cover up and stop acting so slvtty or shoulder some of the blame.

 

[Damon_3388]

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Personally I'm sick of cows and other farm animals being teases. They must cover up and stop acting so slvtty or shoulder some of the blame.

What are you talking about? Cows wear leather from head to hoof.

 

[dumb]

reminds me of these upstanding citizens. have no problems baring their souls.





lol

 

[Hatchy1992]

This thread is wrong on so many levels. Funny... But wrong.