Solved Man Caught Raping Injured Cow Using Coconut Oil As Lubricant

[chima]

A man has been nabbed on charges of committing an unnatural s*xual act after he allegedly defiled an injured cow that was laying beside train tracks, police in India said.
Tamil Nadu police said that the 55-year-old man identified as Muthu, used coconut oil as a lubricant to r*pe the injured cow. Muthu was charged with committing an unnatural s*xual act. Muthu has confessed to the crime and asked for leniency. A member of Blue Cross of India (BCI), an animal welfare group, witnessed the incident.
BCI officials received a complaint about the wounded cow and came to the scene to investigate. When a volunteer arrived, he was initially confused by seeing Muthu laying next to the cow. When he took a closer look, he realized that the man was defiling the cow and an empty bottle of coconut oil was laying next to him.
Muthu attempted to flee the scene, but was detained by the volunteer until police arrived. The cow was taken to a veterinary hospital, where it has confirmed that the animal had been defiled. The animal died in the hospital due to injuries.

SOURCE: http://www.ereporter.com.ng/index.p...ng-injured-cow-using-coconut-oil-as-lubricant

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I'm glad they let us know exactly what lubricant he used.

 

[HurlsMeister18]

what an udder disgrace doing that to a cow.

 

[Farmer2Goggin]

I'm glad they let us know exactly what lubricant he used.

Agree , also particularly disturbing that it was an unnatural act...........surely plain old natural would have sufficed.............

 

[Dan Moody]

I call bull.
Then again he must have been horny.
Muthu must have a massive knob if he had to use lube.

 

[Cristiano Ronaldo]

anyone tried coconut oil as lube?

 

[JUBJUB]

what an udder disgrace doing that to a cow.

Did the call in the cops from Law & Order : Vets Unit ?

 

[HurlsMeister18]

Did the call in the cops from Law & Order : Vets Unit ?

They would need to beef up their resources to deal with such a high steak case.

 

[Angus Young]

lol this cant be real

How horny do u have to be to rape a cow...seriously. It's hard enough to get the urge to root a fat chick.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "love thy God"

 

[Max Force]

anyone tried coconut oil as lube?

Yeah but not on a cow to which I prefer BBQ sauce.

 

[Duritz]

I found this story very mooving.

 

[Dean3]

I found this story very mooving.

Any more jokes like that in this thread will be almost flogging a dead horse.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I found this story very mooving.

You're just trying to milk this now.

 

[Max Force]

I found this story very mooving.

Emotionally or physically?

 

[Duritz]

Emotionally or physically?

Emotionally. At first I thought it was a load of bull, but then on re-reading I realised that the cow was really attractive, you might even say it was bofine.

 

[Faithful Hawk]

Maybe he was just poking around to see how tender the rumps were??

 

[Duritz]

i heard he just had a warped idea of what "blood sausage" was

 

[ClokesShankedIt]

If this is wrong I don't want to be right

 

[Duritz]

"You had me at moooooooooooo!!"

 

[inamedthegiants]

Add some potatoes and he could make a Mussamum Curry...

 

[Duritz]

He was just trying to see if he could make the beef jerky.

 

[grizzlym]

I've read enough. I'm disgusted. Utterly disgusted.

The bloke should have used Ghee.

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