The only way we manage this next month is with plenty of preparation. Start small with, say, a baby carrot and work our way through larger carrots, zucchinis, cucumbers then try for maybe a butternut pumpkin. Concurrently we need to put a lot of work into our flexibility; we need to be able to perform full Chinese splits by Friday night. Apply plenty of lube, grab our ankles and go to a happy place; I'd suggest getting some images of Jeff Farmer's 9 goals against Collingwood in 2000 embedded in the memory banks. You're welcome.