Competition Manangatang Cup Sweep - It's A Knockout

[TJASTA]

The very best that Tittybong can offer.

I am the only one there who passed prep, they have no hope

 

[U2tigers]

Man you're getting stale.

getting?

 

[TJASTA]

getting?

F**k off bono.

 

[U2tigers]

F**k off bono.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

 

[TJASTA]

Nice s**t eating grin.

 

[TJASTA]

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

Shiting in a can.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

ok I got this.....

Is the answer?

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Please Yaxx I visit this website to get away from having to deal with Navier-Stokes.

 

[manangatang]

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

Ooooohhh I know the answer to this. Simple.

You’ll need the following:

1. Carol, the 62 year old knock-kneed takeaway shop attendee
2. A 4L cask of Fruity Lexia (preferably Coolabah brand)
3. Two bottles of personal lubricant
4. One (1) alpaca
5. A roll of duct tape

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Shiting in a can.

Whilst i'm extremely grateful you ignored my request to "describe" said perfect night out, you have failed dismally. Please put more effort in to responding to future questions if you wish to remain in contention

 

[TJASTA]

Whilst i'm extremely grateful you ignored my request to "describe" said perfect night out, you have failed dismally. Please put more effort in to responding to future questions if you wish to remain in contention

Go f**k yourselves, I did change it mailbox.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

This would be the start to a perfect night

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Ooooohhh I know the answer to this. Simple.

You’ll need the following:

1. Carol, the 62 year old knock-kneed takeaway shop attendee
2. A 4L cask of Fruity Lexia (preferably Coolabah brand)
3. Two bottles of personal lubricant
4. One (1) alpaca
5. A roll of duct tape

1. Carol is my wife, is your name Bruce by any chance?
2. Coolabah??
3. Public lubricant is sexy because it's dangerous
4. Leave Cheval out of this please
5. A leather gag with rubber ball mouth piece or GTFO

 

[The Half Back]

Hey The Jesus, any change of asking a question?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

Getting out of manangatang

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Hey The Jesus, any change of asking a question?

Your eyes painted on mate?

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Getting out of manangatang

Congratulations.

For putting manangatang on the AFP watch-list you are our first winner

 

[TJASTA]

Congratulations.

For putting manangatang on the AFP watch-list you are our first winner

Pretty sure that's a requirement to live in manangatang.

 

[Broken]

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus. Followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus. Followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.

This isn't dating show mate.

What time can you pick me up?

 

[Broken]

This isn't dating show mate.

What time can you pick me up?

 

[The Half Back]

Your eyes painted on mate?

You've done a podcast with me, so you know I'm not the sharpest plank of wood, but usually questions have a question mark in them, do they not?

 

[manangatang]

Pretty sure that's a requirement to live in manangatang.

I’m going to drive to your house, hack your WiFi and airdrop a picture of my scrotum to your computer. Then I’m going to poo on your door handle.

 

[manangatang]

Getting out of manangatang

Once you’re in there is no getting out.

I’m like a Chinese finger trap. Or a stumpy tail lizard.

 

[TJASTA]

I’m going to drive to your house, hack your WiFi and airdrop a picture of my scrotum to your computer. Then I’m going to poo on your door handle.

So just a regularly Sunday then?
And to think The Half Back and U2tigers said I was getting stale.