Manchester United Thread

[Crimson King]

Cunha, Bruno & Mbeumo as the attacking mids behind Sesko and **** it, Amad at RB. Go all out against City.

 

[RPCB]

This club is hard work lol.

 

[Crimson King]

Is that enough United DNA for you, Gary?

 

[RPCB]

It’s shocking how this is a squad full of Internationaals in the backline, midfield, forwards and we are still this shit. We can’t keep a clean sheet to save our lives. We score 1 goal, the opposition scores 2 goals. We score 2 goals, the opposition scores 2 goals. We have also managed to score 4 goals and still dropped points. We have drawn to Forest, we’ve drawn with Spurs (both 2-2), we’ve lost to Everton (after playing 11 v 10 for 80+ minutes). We have drawn with West Ham, Bournemouth, Wolves, Leeds and Burnley in the last five weeks.

What will Bruno and Co say? “We apologise to our supporters. They deserve better.” The problem is that these players can’t do any better than this because they aren’t good enough.

 

[RPCB]

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Glineos OUT

 

[manureid]

Glineos OUT

Never going to happen.

 

[RPCB]

Never going to happen.

Yep. They literally trolled us for two whole years making us think that they were going to sell the club when they knew they weren’t. Then the Glazers got into bed with the British version of themselves. The Glazers might never sell the club.

 

[Forward Press]

United will only play 40 games this season, which is the lowest since something like 1911.

Just when we thought this club couldn't get any lower...

 

[manureid]

United will only play 40 games this season, which is the lowest since something like 1911.

Just when we thought this club couldn't get any lower...

Probably for the best. Less shit to have to watch.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

More time in training yet we still absolutely suck, look worse than teams off shorter breaks most of the time as well.

 

[Grockadoc]

Only positive is Sesko is finding form.

 

[Crimson King]

Sounds like Carrick is the favourite to become the caretaker coach.

 

[Crimson King]

Yep, looks like Carrick is the caretaker coach. Ole apparently wanted a big bonus and the job permanently if he got CL qualification so he got passed over. Only we could create such drama when appointing a caretaker coach lol.

On a side note, Alonso has left Madrid. Wonder if he will end up at Pool? Or if we will make a pitch?

 

[RPCB]

Highlights of most of our matches

 

[augie]

Yep, looks like Carrick is the caretaker coach. Ole apparently wanted a big bonus and the job permanently if he got CL qualification so he got passed over. Only we could create such drama when appointing a caretaker coach lol.

On a side note, Alonso has left Madrid. Wonder if he will end up at Pool? Or if we will make a pitch?

Reading his RM departure was due to him having a clear system that he wanted to play, but the players wanted to play their own way with freedom. Couldn’t possibly go wrong with us could it?

 

[Crimson King]

Reading his RM departure was due to him having a clear system that he wanted to play, but the players wanted to play their own way with freedom. Couldn’t possibly go wrong with us could it?

It's probably fair to say that with the amount of talent that Madrid squad has, they can play multiple formations so their players took this opportunity to throw Alonso under the bus and the board caved in. The general consesus amongst the Madrid fans seems to be outrage that the board caved in. Interesting that they have appointed Arbeloa as the new manager.

Whereas in our case, as soon as shit starts going south, the players cover up their incompetence by blaming the manager/formation/tactics immediately no matter who the manager is. This time around, our best in class board did the dirty work for them.

I guess that's the difference between our clubs now. Nothing short of sustained success is expected at Madrid while we are mostly happy to just make up the numbers these days.

 

[Memphis]

I'd take Xabi.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

He wouldn’t touch the United job imo

 

[Crimson King]

Honestly, I would hope we are already speaking to multiple candidates. We are six months away from the World Cup with some quality managers available after the tournament itself. These INEOS clowns better already be putting the work in on them atleast.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Wouldn't hold my breath, INEOS have proven so far to be an absolute basket case.

 

[pantskyle]

Tuchel please and thank you.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Former England number two Steve Holland in place. The former England number one is available.

 

[Aussie in exile]

Former England number two Steve Holland in place. The former England number one is available.

People used to fall asleep watching England when Gareth Southgate was manager

 

[pantskyle]

People used to fall asleep watching England when Gareth Southgate was manager

Yep awful manager, there is a reason no one has touched him.