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Pessimistic

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For the membership application I received in the mail.

Flattered that you think I might want to change "brands" from hawthorn but in the unlikely event I would, essendon would be quite low on the list.
Keep sending reminders as I know you have plenty of cash to burn up.

PS. I tried to help by passing it on to one of my colleagues but I am pleased to say that of the 30-odd in my division NOT ONE barracks fro the bombers - quite surprising considering we are all computer nerds.
 
Originally posted by Pessimistic
For the membership application I received in the mail.

Flattered that you think I might want to change "brands" from hawthorn but in the unlikely event I would, essendon would be quite low on the list.
Keep sending reminders as I know you have plenty of cash to burn up.

PS. I tried to help by passing it on to one of my colleagues but I am pleased to say that of the 30-odd in my division NOT ONE barracks fro the bombers - quite surprising considering we are all computer nerds.

Well at least we know that Hawthorn has a bunch of computer nerds on its members list to add to dogs, cats and who ever else they decided to to try and poach for a membership.
 
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Originally posted by da_bomber
Well at least we know that Hawthorn has a bunch of computer nerds on its members list to add to dogs, cats and who ever else they decided to to try and poach for a membership.

I think that this proves that essendon are the ones doing the 'poaching', not that there's anything wrong with that.

I mentioned computer nerds because whenever I've been to an essendon game the fans are either teenyboppers or look like computer nerds (a stadium full of caracella lookalikes)
 

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Originally posted by Pessimistic
I think that this proves that essendon are the ones doing the 'poaching', not that there's anything wrong with that.

I mentioned computer nerds because whenever I've been to an essendon game the fans are either teenyboppers or look like computer nerds (a stadium full of caracella lookalikes)

Better than a half stadium full of Hawthorn supporters wearing tracksuits, same ones from the 80's mind you that look like pyjames.
 
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Originally posted by da_bomber
Better than a half stadium full of Hawthorn supporters wearing tracksuits, same ones from the 80's mind you that look like pyjames.

I wouldn't talk about tracksuits if I was you da_bomber, Kappa a favourite brand name by any chance mate? :p
 
Rivetting stuff.
 
Originally posted by Pessimistic
For the membership application I received in the mail.

Flattered that you think I might want to change "brands" from hawthorn but in the unlikely event I would, essendon would be quite low on the list.
Keep sending reminders as I know you have plenty of cash to burn up.

PS. I tried to help by passing it on to one of my colleagues but I am pleased to say that of the 30-odd in my division NOT ONE barracks fro the bombers - quite surprising considering we are all computer nerds.

Anyway don't forget to get your computer a Hawthorn membership.
 

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Haven't had a decent bomber bating since PF 2001 so it's good to get you guys back.

Essendon are rolling in money but are you guys happy they are wasting money letter dropping staunch hawthorn supporters (canine or otherwise) ?
 
Originally posted by Pessimistic
For the membership application I received in the mail.

Flattered that you think I might want to change "brands" from hawthorn but in the unlikely event I would, essendon would be quite low on the list.
Keep sending reminders as I know you have plenty of cash to burn up.

PS. I tried to help by passing it on to one of my colleagues but I am pleased to say that of the 30-odd in my division NOT ONE barracks fro the bombers - quite surprising considering we are all computer nerds.

Stick to your poo and wee colours.....They suit you. :D :D :D
 
Originally posted by Pessimistic
Haven't had a decent bomber bating since PF 2001 so it's good to get you guys back.

Essendon are rolling in money but are you guys happy they are wasting money letter dropping staunch hawthorn supporters (canine or otherwise) ?

Lassie I think someone has probably recommended your name and address as a possible Essendon supporter who could become a member as a joke when he or she filled in their membership application.
 
The bombers are getting desperate!

They sent one of those letters to SpotT and FluffT. Luckily the Dalmatian and Pepe’s chicky won’t change their spots. I hear there is a planned mail out to the entire public service staff list soon. I know the Hawks have done well in recent years but this is a bigger outrage than Collingwood stealing North's Friday Night games. Next thing you know Essendon will knock off a hovercraft for their pre match entertainment.

I can't wait for the cardy waving when the Hawks knock them off in 2003. Everyone will throw their thermoses in the air with abandon.
 
Originally posted by Pessimistic
Haven't had a decent bomber bating since PF 2001 so it's good to get you guys back.


Ahhh, what a lovely day in the sun that was. Poor old hawkies. Proud, Passionate and for good old Pessimistic, Pipped.
Perfect.

They still cry about the umpires that day, it just makes it better.
 
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Originally posted by Mcchawk
I wouldn't talk about tracksuits if I was you da_bomber, Kappa a favourite brand name by any chance mate? :p

Whats wrong with Kappa? Kappa head to toe is sick mate!

However, now that Kappa got outbid by Puma, and are no longer sponsoring the Azzurri, maybe not so much Kappa will be seen.

However, I expect Puma bring out a trackie top with "ITALIA" in huge white letters accross the front, filling the void!
 
Originally posted by Pessimistic
For the membership application I received in the mail.

Flattered that you think I might want to change "brands" from hawthorn but in the unlikely event I would, essendon would be quite low on the list.
Keep sending reminders as I know you have plenty of cash to burn up.

PS. I tried to help by passing it on to one of my colleagues but I am pleased to say that of the 30-odd in my division NOT ONE barracks fro the bombers - quite surprising considering we are all computer nerds.


Obviously someone has put your name down somewhere, ie a joke.

Not as funny as putting yours mates email address into gay pr0n newsletter thingos, and making them change email addresses every week, but a joke nevertheless.
 

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