Rumour Mardi requesting trade back to Adelaide

[woopedazz]

Hot off the press!!! Breaking news!!!

I was just lining up for the footy when the 70 year old alcoholic in front of me let me in on a very closely guarded secret. One that only Mardi's inner sanctum and my impeccable source know.

Everyone knows it was Mardi who requested the trade to Geelong, but in a case of the grass forever being greener she is now requesting a trade back to Adelaide. Apparently Mardi is a bit jealous of the attention Danger is receiving in Geelong; both from the media and from certain admirers. A problem exacerbated by the recent birth of their child.

My source went on to tell me That Woman (Mardi) would never have forced The Great Man (Patrick Dangerfield) to leave had she recalled the temptations that lurked in the seedy underbelly of Melbourne/Mogg's Creek.

He then went on to tell me why Football Park was better than Adelaide Oval.

InB4 my guy is right and Danger is caught having an affair.

 

[SBYM]

'Adelaide is just better' than what exactly?

 

[sprockets]

Hot off the press!!! Breaking news!!!

I was just lining up for the footy when the 70 year old alcoholic in front of me let me in on a very closely guarded secret. One that only Mardi's inner sanctum and my impeccable source know.

Everyone knows it was Mardi who requested the trade to Geelong, but in a case of the grass forever being greener she is now requesting a trade back to Adelaide. Apparently Mardi is a bit jealous of the attention Danger is receiving in Geelong; both from the media and from certain admirers. A problem exacerbated by the recent birth of their child.

My source went on to tell me That Woman (Mardi) would never have forced The Great Man (Patrick Dangerfield) to leave had she recalled the temptations that lurked in the seedy underbelly of Melbourne/Mogg's Creek.

He then went on to tell me why Football Park was better than Adelaide Oval.

InB4 my guy is right and Danger is caught having an affair.

The guy in front of you was an alcoholic? Were you standing behind a mirror by any chance?

 

[Deep]

To be fair Adelaide is a far better city than the sleepy hollow that is Geelong.

But what a stupid thread.

 

[Seedsfan]

The guy in front of you was an alcoholic? Were you standing behind a mirror by any chance?

Probably standing behind Robbo

 

[Captain Morgan]

You can smell the whiskey burning down copperhead road......

 

[Jcpdragonx]

She'd be the second classiest lady behind Alex Pendlebury

 

[Jobe Watson]

'Adelaide is just better' than what exactly?

Baghdad.

 

[GreyCrow]

You can smell the whiskey burning down copperhead road......

His name is John Lee Pettimore?

 

[SBYM]

Oh behave!!

 

[Taylor]

Patrick is in need of a haircut. There are no other women on the scene.

 

[Two Planks]

'Adelaide is just better' than what exactly?

Ipswich

 

[radiojake]

He then went on to tell me why Football Park was better than Adelaide Oval.

not sure which part of the story is the least credible

 

[SloaneysDanger]

We don't want her back

 

[dazbroncos]

and if ever you needed a community service announcement as to why drugs are bad...






see post 1 for their effects.

Go Catters

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

His name is John Lee Pettimore?

Isn't that a coincidence.

Same as my daddy's and his daddy before.

 

[HairyO]

Is this about an AFLW player? If so, meh. Wrong forum.

 

[Rotayjay]

WTF this isn't the Bay FFS

 

[Boxhead_31]

His name is John Lee Pettimore?

Same as his Daddies and his Daddies before