FTA-TV MAFS: Where you get matching tatts before you've even hid the snag

[phantom13]

All MAFS watchers and posters.

This thread is given a lot of rope with posting especially around insults of contestants (mostly deserved) BUT you need to ensure to abide by the site rules on profanity, racism, homophobia, sexism, misogyny etc etc etc.

Ill be explicitly clear, a minor infraction will get a deletion and a warning, a second minor infraction will be a thread ban, a serious infraction will be an automatic thread ban or worse.

The show is in poor taste (probably why we love it) and thus the posting can also be but there is a line and we need to remember and respect that.

 

[gaskin]

My first guess was Jack!

Him too, to be honest.

 

[Shell]

Jack sounds like he is gonna try and be the next Mike.

He also tends to be the voice of reason, a peacemaker with a great moral compass.

 

[Shell]

Lmfao- we were just talking about feet this morning.

There is one very serious dealbreaker which is a non-negotiable: his wife must have well-maintained feet. "I'm really uncomfortable around feet," Brent says in the promo. "It freaks me out." If she doesn't have nice feet, it might very well signify the end of the relationship!

(fwiw I got nice feet)

 

[Shell]

Is Andrew deformed?

Or is that just the unfortunate angle of the photo.

 

[troybe]

Most Andrews are deformed as recent events affirm


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

 

[Shell]

She's been married before — the relationship was four-years long but the marriage only lasted for two months. It was Domenica's decision to end the marriage, which left her devastated and feeling like a failure. She still has her walls up.



How the hell do you get married and it only lasts 2 months.
Bizarre

 

[Shell]

Hot, edgy and covered in tattoos

Erm, you'll have to be a bit more specific describing this mafs crowd..

 

[gaskin]

Hot, edgy and covered in tattoos

Sounds like this seasons Booka.

 

[troybe]

Person has tattoos. Yawn.


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

 

[Shell]

Sounds like this seasons Booka.

Yeah there's obviously a formula re. casting.

Do we ever really see someone completely original? Or normal?

 

[Shell]

Loving Tamara's dress- does alot of favours for her bod.

/too bad about the head.

 

[Shell]

Poor Selin looks like a hot mess.

That dress is awful

 

[Shell]

Samantha's dress wtaf. I wanna rip those stupid ******* sleeves off it.

 

[Shell]

Olivia's dress is ok.

Most of them look pretty average. Maybe Channel 9 are cutting costs- ordering those cheap wedding dresses from China online..

 

[troybe]

This is what makes to show must watch, picking the unstable and fragile not the steady and got their life together


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

 

[troybe]

Person has tattoos. Yawn.


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

… it’s not a personality trait


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

 

[mr bagcroft]

Meet MAFS' 'extremely fussy' bride Tamara

'I don't do average'

9now.nine.com.au

I hate her already.

Yeah me too.
those LIPS!! WTF?
"His right hand was stabbing at his food"
urgh, she sounds putrid already,

 

[phantom13]

I use my cutlery back the front (knife in left hand fork in right) i reckon these women would think i was an unwashed Neanderthal.

 

[Shell]

I use my cutlery back the front (knife in left hand fork in right) i reckon these women would think i was an unwashed Neanderthal.

Omg. I found out at xmas my dad does this too. Never ever noticed my whole life.

What a weirdo

 

[Shell]

I use my cutlery back the front (knife in left hand fork in right) i reckon these women would think i was an unwashed Neanderthal.

And so are you, and yes you are

 

[phantom13]

Unless i point it out barely anyone notices.

Remember viking dude from last year, hes engaged to some chick now. CBF finding the story.

 

[Shell]

Unless i point it out barely anyone notices.

Remember viking dude from last year, hes engaged to some chick now. CBF finding the story.

Viking?

 

[phantom13]

Viking?

Made me look it up didnt you.

 

[Shell]

Made me look it up didnt you.

Oh the... intruder one who walked out.

I honestly don't remember that nickname

 

[Shell]

Rolex, phar lap, notapt, gonzo, Joshua Jackson i remember