Masten Training Jokes Thread

[Mattman93]

I.....don't know what to say....

 

[Eastern Rangers]

Someone should tell Swift to stop growing.

 

[Ochre]

I.....don't know what to say....

 

[Double the Fist]

Seriously though, he's looking bigger.

Looks like the Western Sydney team in Oxford street.....

I heard when Masten does push-ups Masten doesn't push himself up he pushes the WORLD DOWN!

We have a winner people!

 

[wcesam]

Swift doesn't need to gain any weight, as you can see from the picture he's managed to get his hands on one of those elusive powerbands..

 

[bassmanx]

I.....don't know what to say....

Looks like the Jackass pubic beard stunt.

 

[Kaboodleer]

I.....don't know what to say....

It looks like JK shaved his mo off gave it to Shuey and glued it onto his face.

 

[Double the Fist]

Swift doesn't need to gain any weight, as you can see from the picture he's managed to get his hands on one of those elusive powerbands..

Those powerbands that actually do sweet FA?

Just a peice of rubber with some w@nk attatched to it. Swift should be using his money more wisely than that.
ROFL @ Swifty.

 

[Mattman93]

He's supposed to be a smart kid too. Makes you wonder....

 

[KaLL]

They're actually becoming a bit of a sports fashion item more so than an actual fitness tool. My brother got around 30 fake copies from bali purely for the look...

 

[WCE_phil]

He's supposed to be a smart kid too. Makes you wonder....

Now the basis of those power bands is an absolute crock of shit. In saying that though as a sufferer of chronic back pain i've done a lot of study and put a lot of effort into feeling better and lots of alternative therapies. What i have found though is that a positive outlook can greatly affect your quality of life.

In saying that even though from a scientific standpoint those powerbands may do nothing, if someone believes they are helping through their own willpower and belief it may help them improve.

 

[Mattman93]

Now the basis of those power bands is an absolute crock of shit. In saying that though as a sufferer of chronic back pain i've done a lot of study and put a lot of effort into feeling better and lots of alternative therapies. What i have found though is that a positive outlook can greatly affect your quality of life.

In saying that even though from a scientific standpoint those powerbands may do nothing, if someone believes they are helping through their own willpower and belief it may help them improve.

But that only applies when the person thinks the treatment/implement actually works. Surely there's no point in wearing something you know doesn't work for the purpose of trying to decieve yourself into positive thinking.

 

[WCE_phil]

But that only applies when the person thinks the treatment/implement actually works. Surely there's no point in wearing something you know doesn't work for the purpose of trying to decieve yourself into positive thinking.

Obviously the point is that swifty thinks he's getting a benefit from it.

 

[anti_]

the placebo effect worked for the loonie toons in space jam, i'm willing to let swifty believe that it will make him stronger.

 

[pantskyle]

He looks like a gay french man.

oui oui

 

[Ochre]

only possible explanation is they pay Swifty to wear them

 

[Lyyynnnchy]

Like so?

Thats the 1. Looked like the rest of the guys were pretty much ignoring him as well. Didnt want to beleive in all the crap said about him, but his body language and just the way he spoke has me thinking he is an idiot and lucky he has football. He's safe for the next 3 - 5 yrs being such a high draft pick

 

[hamole]

But that only applies when the person thinks the treatment/implement actually works. Surely there's no point in wearing something you know doesn't work for the purpose of trying to decieve yourself into positive thinking.

Placebo effect works even when you know something is only a placebo. It's the trippiest shit around.

 

[Double the Fist]

Now the basis of those power bands is an absolute crock of shit. In saying that though as a sufferer of chronic back pain i've done a lot of study and put a lot of effort into feeling better and lots of alternative therapies. What i have found though is that a positive outlook can greatly affect your quality of life.

In saying that even though from a scientific standpoint those powerbands may do nothing, if someone believes they are helping through their own willpower and belief it may help them improve.

Was going to write the word Placebo.

the placebo effect worked for the loonie toons in space jam, i'm willing to let swifty believe that it will make him stronger.

Then I read this.

Placebo effect works even when you know something is only a placebo. It's the trippiest shit around.

Disagree.

Has anyone looked at a website attached to these 'bands' and actually looked at the "technology" bit that explainse how it works. FFS, what a load of sheisse. Funny reading tho!

Back to topic.
Still sounds like Masten has a bit of growing up to do.

 

[suntagonal]

It looks like JK shaved his mo off gave it to Shuey and glued it onto his face.

good call haha

made me laugh

 

[Juddernaut33]

honestly wtf are wc doing in the gym, Swift looks pathetic

 

[jdisc]

honestly wtf are wc doing in the gym, Swift looks pathetic

umm, i'll tell you when you're older......

 

[Eastern Rangers]

honestly wtf are wc doing in the gym, Swift looks pathetic

Why burden a guy thats still growing and has a history of injuries with excess wieght?

Id be more concerned with Ebert. I know he's a year young than Masten and they have been working on his speed and endurance but Scooter puts him to shame for size.

 

[Double the Fist]

Why burden a guy thats still growing and has a history of injuries with excess wieght?

Id be more concerned with Ebert. I know he's a year young than Masten and they have been working on his speed and endurance but Scooter puts him to shame for size.

Im not sure Ebo needs to bulk up to rediculous proportions. Bigger yes, but not too much bigger.

 

[ziad]

Im not sure Ebo needs to bulk up to rediculous proportions. Bigger yes, but not too much bigger.

ebo has a great chassis and core no need for flashy muscles that serve no function and have to be carried all day