Master Chef is Broken

[Dennis]

I've been watching this bastion of culinary tests, now in its second season. There are some things that are really pissing me off that I want to get off my chest

1) To many tears, hugs and emotional shit. This is a competition people. man Up
2) Judges yelling corny lines at the competitors and interupting their cooking. Let them get on with it tools
3) Matt Moran. The new Eddie Everywhere. Somehow manages to show up on every damn episode
4) The creavat wearing **** who looks like Rene Kink in drag. Piss off back to Commercial Rd

/vent

 

[aRT8t]

computer says NO to this thread

 

[Alpha1]

Sorry Master this is fail, thread is fail.

 

[Gus]

Are you really Alvin, Dennis?

 

[Eagles3]

Good thread Dennis

 

[Dennis]

This is not a Troll Thread Just a Vent That Skye Chick is hot though

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[Soul_Pie]

Master troll is Broken.

 

[Brilliant]

I agree, they need to piss of George and get Ramsay in to judge them. Then the tears will be genuine at least.

Also, I understand it's a cooking show but does it have to be such a sausage fest?

 

[clivewaterhousen]

i was on the final of that show

and they asked me 'hey, what are you cooking'

and i said 'cant you smell? the blues are cooking'

tasted like shit

 

[Duritz]

That George guy is tiny. Absolutely tiny. He played ruck against Tiny Tim and got pantsed, he's that small.

 

[STC]

Bring back Fiona.

 

[Mr Rude]

Oscar the Grouch.

 

[Duritz]

Yeah Fiona was by panels the hottest, but in that photo she looks kind of like her eyes are staring in different directions. Perhaps she's trying to look at both sides of Matt Preston's face at the same time?

 

[BACCS]

Off to the TV board you go Dennis.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Bring back Fiona.

Brett Peake lookalike.

 

[half_back_flank]

The only reason i watched the celeb version:

Eamon Sullivan was the eye candy on the show for those who enjoy custom made avatars.

Funny how both got through to the final round really, great marketing.

 

[Duritz]

Brett Peake lookalike.

She registered 20 minutes ago LP but already she's posted more than you on the Bay this year.

 

[Premiers04]

The only reason i watched the celeb version:

Eamon Sullivan was the eye candy on the show for those who enjoy custom made avatars.

Funny how both got through to the final round really, great marketing.

Fappin while shes flippin flap jacks

 

[STC]

Yeah Fiona was by panels the hottest, but in that photo she looks kind of like her eyes are staring in different directions. Perhaps she's trying to look at both sides of Matt Preston's face at the same time?

Let's hope she quits schoolteaching and does an FHM spread.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

It was still broken from last year when that pig Julie won.

 

[Duritz]

It was still broken from last year when that pig Julie won.

She'd grind it out like nobodies business, she would. 2nd only to Carro.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[absy]

Point 1 drives me ****ing nuts, stupid ass show.

 

[Easty]

She's the reason I ever started watching Masterchef.