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Re: Ablett - A drama queen

Uhmmmmmmm...reads like four ideas to me! OF course, counting past three is a bit tough for those Squark supporters....must be something in the powder out Hawthorn way...

Let's have a look numbnuts.

If little Gazza is so fed up with all the media attention, (1)he should retire just like his brother Nathan did after the 2007 Grand Final, or like his dad did before the 1991 season. (2)Or he could re-sign with the Cats.(3) Or he could take Gold Coast's millions and shut the feck up. (I see your confusion at this last one being one, and not two, ideas. The second notion is merely a consequence of the third idea, hence not another idea. Remedial English classes should help fix that.) There's three ideas right off the top of my head. the folks aren't too bright down Geelong way. Must be something in the water.

Nice fail David. :eek:
Not so surprising that a Handbagger misfires, mind you. The same phenomenom delivered us our 10th premiership. :)
 
Re: Ablett - A drama queen

If little Gazza is so fed up with all the media attention, he should retire just like his brother Nathan did after the 2007 Grand Final, or like his dad did before the 1991 season. Or he could re-sign with the Cats. Or he could take Gold Coast's millions and shut the feck up. There's three ideas right off the top of my head. the folks aren't too bright down Geelong way. Must be something in the water.

Haven't seen Gary talking about the issue at all. Lots of commentators and media personalities of course, but that's their bread and butter.

And Forrrest, you making a thread about it ever few weeks doesn't lessen the drama any.
 

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Re: Ablett - A drama queen

If little Gazza is so fed up with all the media attention, he should retire just like his brother Nathan did after the 2007 Grand Final, or like his dad did before the 1991 season. Or he could re-sign with the Cats. Or he could take Gold Coast's millions and shut the feck up. There's three ideas right off the top of my head. the folks aren't too bright down Geelong way. Must be something in the water.
Mate I live in Queensland, they're not all that bright up here too. Could be the warm air....
 
Port Adelaide Football Club.....North Adelaide's reserves?

It's quite obvious that they are.
Daniel Stewart has been struggling for form this year with the North Adelaide Roosters.
8 games, and he's averaging 8.25 kicks, 5.5 marks, 1.125 handballs, 0.875 frees for, 1.125 frees against, 1.375 goals, 2 behinds, 4.875 hitouts and 1 tackle a game

and now that we cant play him this week, we send him off to you for a week hoping he can get some form

Thanks Port for playing our players that are lacking form atm
We gave you Daniel Stewart in round 4 after he'd only gotten a goal in 1 of the 3 rounds prior, give him a little bit of form, and he's gone average since then.

And it's not only Stewart that you're playing into form for us

Andrew Moore was doing shit in the pre-season, so we gave him to you in round 1, he has a decent game, and he comes back to us

Daniel Motlop, he's injured, we think he's good enough to come straight back in, he has a terrible game and skirts contests for easy touches, so we send him off to Port for 2 weeks.

Thanks Port for accepting our rejects like Stewart, Moore and Motlop.
 
Port Adelaide - Adelaide shitfight. Version 13,918

Yes, as you may know, with seeing Port Adelaide and Adelaide in the thread title
And seeing a Crowie as the OP
You know it's a bland boring generic West Horsham shitfight
While you've already condemed this thread to a pathetic troll.
This is correct.
But I challenge you, name 1 month in the history of Bay 13 that has had 2 or more good threads created in it.

But I just want to point out a few things that isn't very honourable and honest of the Port Adelaide Football Club

1) Only 56 years ago, they wern't wearing the current prison bars guersey that they're known for, Veiw their 1951 and 1954 premiership photos, they're wearing Collingwood style prison bars.

2) Why on the wall of all your premiership photos, do you have "1942 Port Adelaide def. West Adelaide-Glenelg 18.12.120 to 16.13.109"?

Firstly, it was a war time competition so why have you even bothered to put it along with your other 35 premierships on your premiership wall?

Secondly, why did you ignore West Torrens? under official records, in the war time comp, the grand final in 1942 was Port Adelaide-West Torrens 18.12.120 to West Adelaide-Glenelg 16.13.109. You're disshonourable low lifes living off the success of other clubs

West Torrens to claim a 1942 premiership, and the Port Adelaide Magpies for another 34.

Plus you wern't even what made that team. In the 3 years of this reduce wartime competition, Port Adelaide-West Torrens were in all 3 grand finals, being runner up twice. But the 1st year afterwards when the competition went back to normal, West Torrens kicked your ass. Thank god for you they kicked 15.25 to your 15.12

You should follow suit and do what the North Adelaide Roosters do. Seperate the wartime premierships AND acknowledge the other club in the process. At North Adelaide we have all premierships on one wall, while the 2 wartime with Norwood are hiding on the roof above the bar.

also, 1 more things. Why the **** is the Port Adelaide Football Club racist? On the plaque of "Port Adelaide's inner sanctrum" ever single person named sounds Italian, and then the plaque is sponsored by the Italian community? Let people from other ethnicities into the inner sanctrum.

PS. Your facilities are on par with Adelaide's :thumbsu:
Your pool and indoor training facilites are better than Adelaide's, but our gym and Outdoor training facilities are better than yours.
 
Re: Port Adelaide - Adelaide shitfight. Version 13,918

Did you have to pay to get in? :D
 
Re: Port Adelaide - Adelaide shitfight. Version 13,918

Wambat really was on the money when he dubbed you "failed thread king Riggy."
 
Re: Ablett - A drama queen

Pickering is off air

lol

a bit shity when under the pump


gazza make up your mind, you seem like a drama queen
will i go, will i stay, will i go, will i stay
 

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We don't let players have the day off training unless they're injured..
 

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