Matt Crouch is just a plodder.

[douglyzia]

Thanks for finally coming to your senses

No worries mate. Cheers!

Looking forward to your analysis next week on how awesome DBJ is despite only getting 9 possies.

 

[subaru]

Yeah he has had 2 average games. A person in his debut year is gunna have inconsistency. Crouch was dropped plenty of times in the past as well. It's what inexperienced players go through. But anyway in his two average games, he still nearly had more impact then spuds "good games". Bunch of useless disposals and no impact. Good at getting his disposal numbers up and does nothing else

16 handballs

4 score assists as a midfielder in a team that kicked nearly 100 points

3 tackles

2 inside 50s

Half his disposals were uncontested, and with 16 handballs and his DE% was still in the 70s

Lol

Darcy had a poor game and still got more kicks then spud did Hahaha

That moment when you bump a thread and then it back fires on you lol

Nice melt

#handballcrouch #freekickcrows

#keepdeflectingflog #meltz

Keep deflecting

Thanks for finally coming to your senses

Either you ARE DBJ or you're his mum
In any case, there is something very wrong with you.....Really...there is

 

[Danger in Texas]

So what's so special about Two Dads that makes his 13 possessions worthwhile again?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

So what's so special about Two Dads that makes his 13 possessions worthwhile again?

There's a reason why you haven't got a response to that.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

So what's so special about Two Dads that makes his 13 possessions worthwhile again?

There's a reason why you haven't got a response to that.

I said he had an average two weeks. Doesn't change the fact that spud is an average midfielder, easy disposal and handball happy

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

I said he had an average two weeks. Doesn't change the fact that spud is an average midfielder, easy disposal and handball happy

So if he gets all these easy disposals you speak of, why does he have more disposals than Boak, Harlett, Wines and Ebert?

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

So if he gets all these easy disposals you speak of, why does he have more disposals than Boak, Harlett, Wines and Ebert?

You literally answered your own question

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

You literally answered your own question

Because Boak, Wines, Hartlett and Ebert are shit at finding the ball?

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Because Boak, Wines, Hartlett and Ebert are shit at finding the ball?

Because all crouch knows how to do is get cheap disposals, easy handballs to get his numbers up. The stats speak for themselves

 

[Vikingblood]

Because all crouch knows how to do is get cheap disposals, easy handballs to get his numbers up. The stats speak for themselves

Not sure if you're across this at all POtato_1970, but in order to actively move the ball forward, you have to get it. A revelation I know, but this may help you to understand the game a little more.

 

[T2B_]

This is just embarrassing to watch. I think at this stage the OP has a choice to either delete this thread or delete his account. Anything to put this lame horse out of its misery.

 

[Beats28772]

Everything DBJ does on the field is pure class, everything Plodder does is meh....

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Because all crouch knows how to do is get cheap disposals, easy handballs to get his numbers up. The stats speak for themselves

As opposed to Boak, Hartlett, Wines and Ebert who don't get the ball at all? I know what I'd prefer our mids to be doing. It must really hurt you knowing that Matt is heavily contributing to his team as they push for top 4. Keep trying to deny it though

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Everything DBJ does on the field is pure class, everything Plodder does is meh....

He'd be your second best mid at the moment.

 

[Vikingblood]

Everything DBJ does on the field is pure class, everything Plodder does is meh....

I believe the Players Association are establishing a 'Pure Class Award' so that spuds who look occasionally good, but don't get enough possessions to have an impact, have something to keep them interested. Here's the prize..

 

[douglyzia]

Everything DBJ does on the field is pure class, everything Plodder does is meh....

Yeah, even his 2 clangers from 13 disposals last weekend were pure class.

 

[T2B_]

Everything DBJ does on the field is pure ass

 

[Bernie L]

Because all crouch knows how to do is get cheap disposals, easy handballs to get his numbers up. The stats speak for themselves

LOL, there's a reason we are 2nd on the ladder numbnuts!!!

 

[subaru]

Everything DBJ does on the field is pure class, everything Plodder does is meh....

Back again here too frontrunner !

 

[douglyzia]

Quote and tag me all you want, it won't get Plodder a RS nom will it?

So let me get this straight. You started this thread when DBJ was on the verge of a RS nomination, thinking M Crouch would not get one, even though M Crouch was actually already nominated in 2014? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Look at all the crows melts and butt.hurts

Love making flogs melt

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Look at all the crows melts and butt.hurts

Love making flogs melt

That's not how it works. You can't say a player is better, provide no evidence, refuse to make a poll for neutrals to vote on and then say we're melting when you get owned.

 

[douglyzia]

I find port_adelaide_1870 pretty entertaining actually. Can't wait for his statistical analysis of DBJ and M Crouch next week.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

That's not how it works. You can't say a player is better, provide no evidence, refuse to make a poll for neutrals to vote on and then say we're melting when you get owned.

Lol look at the delusion on this one, refuses to acknowledge and ignores all evidence i present and then claims i have provided nothing LOL! Go through the past 10 pages or so mate, you guys are great at deflecting and ignoring everything

For example just yesterday

16 handballs

4 score assists as a midfielder in a team that kicked nearly 100 points

3 tackles

2 inside 50s

Half his disposals were uncontested, and with 16 handballs and his DE% was still in the 70s

Lol

lol keep melting, your tears are so tasty

 

[subaru]

Lol look at the delusion on this one, refuses to acknowledge and ignores all evidence i present and then claims i have provided nothing LOL! Go through the past 10 pages or so mate, you guys are great at deflecting and ignoring everything

For example just yesterday


lol keep melting, your tears are so tasty

I don't think you even realise what YOU'VE done there .....