Matt Crouch is just a plodder.

[Damp Squarie]

OP needs backfire tag for Darcy Burnt Toast.

Not only is he in Matt Crouch's shadow he has nightmares about standing Eddielaide.

“I live with Darcy Byrne-Jones and usually heading into a Showdown Eddie’s his task. There’s a lot of stressful nights leading in. He’s thinking, ‘How can I just stop him from kicking them from the boundary, and from any spot on the ground?’ He loses a bit of sleep over it coming into a Showdown.”

http://www.fiveaa.com.au/shows/david-and-will/ollie-wines-makes-a-confession-about-crosstown-rival

 

[Maddogmetro]

OP needs backfire tag for Darcy Burnt Toast.

Not only is he in Matt Crouch's shadow he has nightmares about standing Eddielaide.

“I live with Darcy Byrne-Jones and usually heading into a Showdown Eddie’s his task. There’s a lot of stressful nights leading in. He’s thinking, ‘How can I just stop him from kicking them from the boundary, and from any spot on the ground?’ He loses a bit of sleep over it coming into a Showdown.”

http://www.fiveaa.com.au/shows/david-and-will/ollie-wines-makes-a-confession-about-crosstown-rival

This could have had a backfire tag within about one week.

Just for the record:

Disposals:
MC - 23.9
DBJ - 15.6

Marks:
MC -3.1
DBJ -3.2

Tackles:
MC -3.9
DBJ -2.4

Contested possessions:
MC -9.6
DBJ -5.1

Uncontested possessions:
MC -14.3
DBJ -10.3

Effective disposals:
MC -17.2
DBJ -11.3

Disposal efficiency:
MC -72%
DBJ -72.4%

(so basically, 50% more possessions but still maintains the same efficiency)

Clearances:
MC -4.1
DBJ -0.6

TOG:
Only 65.1%!
82.8%

This is an absolute wholloping. Time to backfire this thread.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Apples and Oranges. Why are these players being compared?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Apples and Oranges. Why are these players being compared?

Because the OP stated it..."I'm calling it, both taken in the same draft and yes DBJ is a shit load better".
Also Beats28772 has been known to get over excited

 

[RedVest4]

Jesus. How does a thread about two nothing players no one has ever heard of make it to 63 pages?

 

[Cleric]

Matty is averaging 30 disposals a game this year I think.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Matty is averaging 30 disposals a game this year I think.

Which is more than that other nothing player, Joel Duckwood RedVest4

 

[RedVest4]

Matty is averaging 30 disposals a game this year I think.

Which is more than that other nothing player, Joel Duckwood RedVest4

Who?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Noel Suckwood.

 

[Golumless]

Apples and Oranges. Why are these players being compared?

Probably has to do with Port supporters wanting to pretend they can develop their own players.

Unfortunately comparing to Matt Crouch is proving to be the kiss of death for any port player with potential.

 

[Beats28772]

Jesus. How does a thread about two nothing players no one has ever heard of make it to 63 pages?

It's because Avafap lives in the arseh*le of SA, and has nothing better to do than obsessively bump Paer threads all day.

 

[RedVest4]

It's because Avafap lives in the arseh*le of SA, and has nothing better to do than obsessively bump Paer threads all day.

Dont you all live in the arseh*le of SA? Ie. isn't it one giant arseh*le?

 

[Beats28772]

Dont you all live in the arseh*le of SA? Ie. isn't it one giant arseh*le?

No, you're just assuming because I'm a Port supporter that I live in SA.

 

[RedVest4]

No, you're just assuming because I'm a Port supporter that I live in SA.

My apologies (I actually live in Canberra, not Geelong, in case you were wondering/cared)

 

[Beats28772]

My apologies (I actually live in Canberra, not Geelong, in case you were wondering/cared)

Ok, nothing wrong with those places if I were to compare them to SA. I need to commute to Adelaide frequently for work hence my connection there. Worst vehicle drivers in Australia by far.

 

[Damp Squarie]

It's because Avafap lives in the arseh*le of SA, and has nothing better to do than obsessively bump Paer threads all day.

You started the fable flog.
Just can't let your lies infest the Bay without rebuttal. I'm darn sure you would have been all over this Fred had Darby-And Joan lived up to your Puffed expectations, given the Downhill skier that you are.

 

[Beats28772]

You started the fable flog.
Just can't let your lies infest the Bay without rebuttal. I'm darn sure you would have been all over this Fred had Darby-And Joan lived up to your Puffed expectations, given the Downhill skier that you are.

24 disposals and won his position easily on the night, not much more to mention really.

 

[Port_Punter85]

Bumping random threads and melting all over Port threads. The obsession continues...

 

[Beats28772]

Slouch averaging 5 clangers this season. His game seems to be going backwards now op teams knows all he can do is be flat footed and handball.

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Dont you all live in the arseh*le of SA? Ie. isn't it one giant arseh*le?

Look at this pussy talking about assholes.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can **** an arseh*le is a dick, with some balls.

sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes.

 

[RedVest4]

Look at this pussy talking about assholes.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can **** an arseh*le is a dick, with some balls.

sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes.

I like your username friend

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Slouch averaging 5 clangers this season. His game seems to be going backwards now op teams knows all he can do is be flat footed and handball.

With all your gun players and all our shit players, why have you been below us on the ladder 99% of the time since the beginning of 2015?

 

[Cleric]

Put this thread out of its misery mods.

 

[Guido leWhopper]

Put this thread out of its misery mods.

Yes, that time has come without doubt.

 

[subaru]

24 disposals and won his position easily on the night, not much more to mention really.

Hahahaha
You started this one too ?

Have you had a thread yet that hasn't turned on you and smacked you in the face ?