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Hai madflog

Have you worked out who DBJ's opponent was?

Still waiting for you to stop deflecting and answer a simple question.

But you're such an insufferable flog that you can't even manage such a simple task lol

Let's not let this welching by you take away from the fact that DBJ is maybe 2% of the player that Crouch is.
 
Still waiting for you to stop deflecting and answer a simple question.

But you're such an insufferable flog that you can't even manage such a simple task lol

Let's not let this welching by you take away from the fact that DBJ is maybe 2% of the player that Crouch is.
Why should I help a flog who is too dumb to look it up himself.

And what exactly is the welch madflog?
 
Why should I help a flog who is too dumb to look it up himself.

And what exactly is the welch madflog?

Lol the only person you'd be helping is yourself. It will stop you looking like an ignorant deflecting flog. But hey, you want to keep looking like an idiot, that's fine.
 
Let's not let this welching by you take away from the fact that DBJ is maybe 2% of the player that Crouch is.

Darcy Byrne-Jones is a hell of a lot better defensive player than either "Clangers" Crouch or "Fatty" Crouch. Which suits us just fine because that is what he is in our team to do.
 
Another week, and more proof that Crouch shits all over DBJ.

DBJ a whole 12 'game changing' touches (lol), and sweet **** all else...except let Danger kick the winning goal!

Crouch with 35 touches (13 contested) - and most of them when the game was there to be won, 6 tackles, 5 inside 50s, all in shit rainy weather.

Every week proves this thread is a massive backfire.

(Cue Meltso Nelso chiming in, saying DBJ's value is stopping opponents get goals, and then failing to show any proof that he does this, and refusing to name his alleged opponent)
 
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Another week, and more proof that Crouch shits all over DBJ.

DBJ is a better defender than either error prone Crouch, which suits us just fine.
 
Update on averages this season so far.

DBJ - 16 possessions (farking lol) with only 10 effective, 2 tackles (what great pressure for a supposed 'defender'), 0.8 clearances and only 2 rebound 50s, all with 84% TOG.

Crouch - 32 possessions with 13 contested (beast inside mid stats), 6 more effective disposals than DBJ has TOTAL, 6 clearances, 4 tackles, 3.4 inside 50s, better disposal efficiency, all with only 76% TOG.

Seriously, do we need any more proof? This thread is a BUST.
 
Of mcrouch being a nancy wimpy chap?

edit, ffs what's this wimpy chap stuff, he's a soft c**k




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I've got an idea, how about you stand next to me, I'll grab your jumper, and then punch you in the chin. See how you hold up flog.

Notice once again that your post is irrelevant to the topic of the thread. You Puffer flogs are experts at deflecting from how pathetic your players are.
 

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I've got an idea, how about you stand next to me, I'll grab your jumper, and then punch you in the chin. See how you hold up flog.

Notice once again that your post is irrelevant to the topic of the thread. You Puffer flogs are experts at deflecting from how pathetic your players are.
You appear a little triggered champ:p
 
DBJ - 16 possessions (farking lol) with 10 effective

Crouch - 32 possessions with 6 effective disposals more than DBJ


So what you're saying is Crouchs disposal efficiency is 50%? And DBJ's is 62.5%?

I thought you were trying to say Crouch was better? Why did you even bother with that stat?
 
Update on averages this season so far.

DBJ - 16 possessions (farking lol) with only 10 effective, 2 tackles (what great pressure for a supposed 'defender'), 0.8 clearances and only 2 rebound 50s, all with 84% TOG.

Crouch - 32 possessions with 13 contested (beast inside mid stats), 6 more effective disposals than DBJ has TOTAL, 6 clearances, 4 tackles, 3.4 inside 50s, better disposal efficiency, all with only 76% TOG.

Seriously, do we need any more proof? This thread is a BUST.
All Crouch is good for is taking dives.

Soft c**k
 
Update on averages this season so far.

DBJ - 16 possessions (farking lol) with only 10 effective, 2 tackles (what great pressure for a supposed 'defender'), 0.8 clearances and only 2 rebound 50s, all with 84% TOG.

Crouch - 32 possessions with 13 contested (beast inside mid stats), 6 more effective disposals than DBJ has TOTAL, 6 clearances, 4 tackles, 3.4 inside 50s, better disposal efficiency, all with only 76% TOG.

Seriously, do we need any more proof? This thread is a BUST.

Double the possessions - Double the tackles and 6 x the clearances
- and the port flogs STILL have no idea
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Stupid puffing flogs gonna be stupid and puff
 
So what you're saying is Crouchs disposal efficiency is 50%? And DBJ's is 62.5%?

I thought you were trying to say Crouch was better? Why did you even bother with that stat?

Yeah, because 22/32 is 50% [emoji53] maths not your strong point, is it dh? I actually posted the de% later in my post aswell.

The stupidity of you Poort flogs still somehow continues to amaze me.
 

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I've got an idea, how about you stand next to me, I'll grab your jumper, and then punch you in the chin. See how you hold up flog.

Notice once again that your post is irrelevant to the topic of the thread. You Puffer flogs are experts at deflecting from how pathetic your players are.
How very melty of you:drunk:
 

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