Matt Crouch is just a plodder.

[subaru]

The only award Crouch will ever win...View attachment 379133

Better than this award that you'd shit in by a mile -

How was China?

But...but... #wataboutthetravel

8,050 km
Distance from Melbourne to Shanghai

8,938 km
Distance from Melbourne to Kolkata

Bahahahahahahaha

 

[Asgardian]

DBJ is the better defender ... in fact scatter gun Crouch doesn't even know what the word defender means ... he does know what wimpy acting means

 

[Damp Squarie]

DBJ is the better defender ... in fact scatter gun Crouch doesn't even know what the word defender means ... he does know what wimpy acting means

Darby And Joan showed his true colours tonite....what a flop
Matt Crouch >>>>>>>Two Darcy Blow-Jobs

 

[Maddogmetro]

Let's update!

Another 29 disposals (10 contested) for Matty this week @ 79.3% efficiency - admittedly a bit of a down game compared to his 2017 form.

Let's have a look at Double Blow-Job - 12 touches @ 58.3% DE...Farking LOL!

How much will it take to backfire this pathetic excuse for a thread?

 

[hippyhippy]

Let's update!

Another 29 disposals (10 contested) for Matty this week @ 79.3% efficiency - admittedly a bit of a down game compared to his 2017 form.

Let's have a look at Double Blow-Job - 12 touches @ 58.3% DE...Farking LOL!

How much will it take to backfire this pathetic excuse for a thread?

In a game where the whole game was played in their defensive half. Lol

 

[WAG]

DBJ is the better defender ... in fact scatter gun Crouch doesn't even know what the word defender means ... he does know what wimpy acting means

Lol. Are you still alive.

Speaking of wimpy acting....

And little whiney biatches...

 

[Damp Squarie]

Pure gold WAG

 

[WAG]

Pure gold WAG

I can't take the credit. I'd like to thank Whinegard...

...and many Crow's posters.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Lol. Are you still alive.

Speaking of wimpy acting....

And little whiney biatches...

Holy shit, am I seeing this correctly? Ball near the goal square waiting to be picked up...and Robbie Gray stops running and turns to the umpire to plead for a free kick rather than go and get the ball and kick a goal?! hahhahahahahahahahaha omg

 

[subaru]

Holy shit, am I seeing this correctly? Ball near the goal square waiting to be picked up...and Robbie Gray stops running and turns to the umpire to plead for a free kick rather than go and get the ball and kick a goal?! hahhahahahahahahahaha omg

Yes...yes you are seeing it correctly.
Whats more after that he takes his mouthguard out and STILL yaps to the umpire.....

Should have been dragged!

flashcrow doing some fantastic shopping !!!

 

[Nelso]

You can't make this shit up

Both the plodder brothers in the top 5 for turning the ball over under little or no pressure

Champion Data explains the meaning of 12 AFL stats

UNFORCED TURNOVER


A turnover committed under little or no pressure, which directly results in an opposition possession.

TOP FIVE

1. Tom Mitchell Hawthorn 22

2. Matt Crouch Adelaide 21

3. Andrew Gaff West Coast 20

4. Brad Crouch Adelaide 20

5. Gary Ablett Gold Coast 20

 

[RonSon]

Port has the Crash Brothers.

The Crows have the Crash and Burn Brothers.

 

[Maddogmetro]

You can't make this shit up

Both the plodder brothers in the top 5 for turning the ball over under little or no pressure

Champion Data explains the meaning of 12 AFL stats

UNFORCED TURNOVER


A turnover committed under little or no pressure, which directly results in an opposition possession.

TOP FIVE

1. Tom Mitchell Hawthorn 22

2. Matt Crouch Adelaide 21

3. Andrew Gaff West Coast 20

4. Brad Crouch Adelaide 20

5. Gary Ablett Gold Coast 20

What do you expect? When you get the ball more than most players in the AFL, law of averages says they will have more turnovers.

What a stupid stat to post in this thread. Means absolutely nothing, and you have provided absolutely no analysis. Typical simple Meltso post.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Port has the Crash Brothers.

The Crows have the Crash and Burn Brothers.

Crash brothers? ahahahahahaa

subaru please post the gif...you know the one I mean hahahaha

 

[subaru]

Crash brothers? ahahahahahaa

subaru please post the gif...you know the one I mean hahahaha

Where he winded himself trying to punch Douglas in the guts ????

That the one ???



Mr Stiff Arm Fend Off folded like a house of cards

 

[subaru]

What do you expect? When you get the ball more than most players in the AFL, law of averages says they will have more turnovers.

What a stupid stat to post in this thread. Means absolutely nothing, and you have provided absolutely no analysis. Typical simple Meltso post.

He's such a flog
Essendon scored 111 points from Port's turnovers last week.
He doesn't football.

 

[FyfeToAdelaide]

You can't make this shit up

Both the plodder brothers in the top 5 for turning the ball over under little or no pressure

Champion Data explains the meaning of 12 AFL stats

UNFORCED TURNOVER


A turnover committed under little or no pressure, which directly results in an opposition possession.

TOP FIVE

1. Tom Mitchell Hawthorn 22

2. Matt Crouch Adelaide 21

3. Andrew Gaff West Coast 20

4. Brad Crouch Adelaide 20

5. Gary Ablett Gold Coast 20

What are the %'s of unforced turnovers to disposals and who averages the most unforced turnovers per disposal. No context to the stats make them pointless. Looks just like a list of high possession players.

 

[Nelso]

What do you expect? When you get the ball more than most players in the AFL, law of averages says they will have more turnovers.

What a stupid stat to post in this thread. Means absolutely nothing, and you have provided absolutely no analysis. Typical simple Meltso post.

You have yet to provide the evidence that the plodder brothers are anything but turnover kings as backed up by the statistics from Champion Data.

Surely you can provide some evidence to prove otherwise Madflog?

He doesn't football.

Don't comment on something that you know nothing about welcher

 

[Nelso]

Plodder Crouch jnr makes another list

No point getting the ball if you do nothing with it

TURNOVER

Losing possession to the opposition in general play. General play excludes events that happen between a stoppage and the clearance.

TOP FIVE

1. Zach Merrett Essendon 76

2. Matt Crouch Adelaide 74

3. Dustin Martin Richmond 69

4. Tom Mitchell Hawthorn 68

5. Dayne Zorko Brisbane Lions 66

 

[Maddogmetro]

You have yet to provide the evidence that the plodder brothers are anything but turnover kings as backed up by the statistics from Champion Data.

Surely you can provide some evidence to prove otherwise Madflog?



Don't comment on something that you know nothing about welcher

The other posters have said it all already.

More possessions = more turnovers.

Without also looking at total possession numbers, level of risk vs reward on the plays, and other stats that look at positive effect of the remaining possessions, this is completely useless.

Provide a stat that has any meaning, and then I'll 'provide some evidence to prove otherwise'. There currently is nothing to 'prove otherwise'.

Bye bye Meltso

 

[Maddogmetro]

Plodder Crouch jnr makes another list

No point getting the ball if you do nothing with it

TURNOVER

Losing possession to the opposition in general play. General play excludes events that happen between a stoppage and the clearance.

TOP FIVE

1. Zach Merrett Essendon 76

2. Matt Crouch Adelaide 74

3. Dustin Martin Richmond 69

4. Tom Mitchell Hawthorn 68

5. Dayne Zorko Brisbane Lions 66

Lol you seriously doubling down on this?

That list looks like a lot of players who can actually get a lot of possessions, which in turn means more TOTAL turnovers. Really grasping now Meltso. So sad. You truly have lost any touch you may have had.

 

[RonSon]

The other posters have said it all already.

More possessions = more turnovers.

Without also looking at total possession numbers, level of risk vs reward on the plays, and other stats that look at positive effect of the remaining possessions, this is completely useless.

Provide a stat that has any meaning, and then I'll 'provide some evidence to prove otherwise'. There currently is nothing to 'prove otherwise'.

Bye bye Meltso

Excuses, excuses.

The stats speak for themselves, if what you say is correct you will have no problem whipping some up that defend your turnover king plodders.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Excuses, excuses.

The stats speak for themselves, if what you say is correct you will have no problem whipping some up that defend your turnover king plodders.

You are correct. Stats speak for themselves. Useless stat means useless information. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[RonSon]

You are correct. Stats speak for themselves. Useless stat means useless information. Thanks for clarifying.

Sounds easy enough, just whip up some stats that defend your turnover king plodders.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Plodder Crouch jnr makes another list

No point getting the ball if you do nothing with it

TURNOVER

Losing possession to the opposition in general play. General play excludes events that happen between a stoppage and the clearance.

TOP FIVE

1. Zach Merrett Essendon 76

2. Matt Crouch Adelaide 74

3. Dustin Martin Richmond 69

4. Tom Mitchell Hawthorn 68

5. Dayne Zorko Brisbane Lions 66

Excuses, excuses.

The stats speak for themselves, if what you say is correct you will have no problem whipping some up that defend your turnover king plodders.

Considering the fact that you are both completely unable to provide any useful information, I'll do some anaylsis for you.

Crouch total possessions this year: 383
Crouch total clangers this year: 47
Total: 1 clanger per 8.15 disposals

DBJ total possessions this year: 174
DBJ total clangers this year: 29
Total: 1 clanger per 6 disposals

Considering the fact that Crouch has MORE THAN DOUBLE the possessions than DBJ, this is pretty amazingly bad by DBJ. So, as you said flogs, 'the stats speak for themselves'.

You can see yourselves out now thanks.