Matthew Lloyd in Commonwealth Games?

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Heard a rumour that Matthew Lloyd has been selected in the Australian team for the Commonwealth Games.

Can't tell you which sport but can say that he should ensure all the tickets are sold out at the Aquatic Centre when all those scum essendon supporters hear about it (I would have said read about it but most essendon supporters can't read!)
 

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FatBoy's Wombats said:
Synchronised swimming perhaps?
Rythmic Gymnasics (Specializing in that lovely ribbon event)?
or perhaps just good old fasioned tossing (In reference to the grass and himself)?

Perhaps a sport that involves falling in an agitated manner, extra points awarded for requests for a free kickon the way to entering the water.

All of the above are feasible, I acknowledge!
 

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LoneStar said:
His missus would get few complaints as the landing mat for the men's high jump...IF....she promised to shut up and lie quietly on the track.:eek:

GOLD!


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Is there a sport for belting people in the head with a forearm guard and getting away with it? Lloyd would be a champion.

He would not do any water sports though in case his hair got messed up!
 

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Menages said:
Heard a rumour that Matthew Lloyd...
I resent the use of this man's name on the Hawthorn boards. ;)

How many times can a man accidentally hit people with his forearm before the concepts "reckless" and "appropriate penalty" become associated with the actions?
 

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And I hear Richie Vandenburg has scored a spot on the Boxing team...

pity he'll be kicked out for belting up his teammates before the opening ceremony


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Hawk relay ? Use a baton boys, not the hair dryer.
That's GOLD !!!:thumbsu:
 

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I heard it might be skeet shooting.

Seems to have an unfair advantage of being able to look both way at the same time. (. ) ( .)

Damn eyes... could he open them any wider!:eek:
 
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