Maybe I'm missing something, but...

[Moonwatcher]

15.9 FREE KICKS — GENERALLY
15.9.1 When Awarded
A Free Kick shall be awarded against a Player or a Team where
the field Umpire is of the opinion that:
(a) the Player is engaging in Time Wasting;
(b) an Official of the Team or such other person of the Team
who may from time to time be permitted onto the Playing
Surface, intentionally, recklessly or negligently interferes
with the football, a Player of the opposition Team, an
Umpire or general play;
56 Laws of Australian Football 2009
(c) a Player has lifted a Player or climbed on the shoulders
of a Player from the same Team. This Free Kick shall
be taken by a Player from the opposing Team where
the infringement occurred or where the football is at
the time of the infringement, whichever is the greater
penalty against the offending Team;
(d) a Free Kick to be awarded against a Player who uses
abusive, insulting, threatening or obscene language
and/or gesture;
(e) a Player has contravened the provisions of Law 11.3.5
(a); or
(f) a Player has engaged in misconduct.




The holding the ball thread has got me looking through the rule book. I wonder if the umps know this one though.

 

[Ticktak]

If it's at 1/4, 1/2 or 3/4 time it would be worth booting the ball at the pyramid to cause injury to the players.

Time constraints may be a worry, seeing a set shot could be done before the second tier has been built haha.

LOL. That is funny stuff. I'm sitting here at work pissing myself thinking about someone drilling a low torp into the pyramid and watching them collapse!