Apples' Training Reports

[jmac70]

So a standard Sunday.
C'mon J. We want something out of your comfort zone.

Alright. I will drink a vegetable smoothie instead of a beer.

 

[jonbe54]

Alright. I will drink a vegetable smoothie instead of a beer.

Vegetable smoothie ???

ARRRGGGHHH

 

[partypie]

If that’s not motivation to the boys don’t know what is?

Motivation to take a sickie on Monday to avoid being anywhere near the CBD (and a total media blackout for the day to avoid seeing any footage of the spectacle) is more like it...

 

[jackcass]

Nathan Murray:
Did the warm ups with his training buddy Jaidyn Stephenson. Beautiful user of the ball, particularly on his right. He’s poised and balanced in everything he does. I’d love to see him make his debut this year. Fingers crossed.

As always, thanks for the report. Was this meant to be Murphy?

 

[jackcass]

Alright. I will drink a vegetable smoothie instead of a beer.

Since when did hops and barley become vegetables?

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

As always, thanks for the report. Was this meant to be Murphy?

I assume so. Only Nathan on the list, and our Murray has already debuted.

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[Bad Horse]

He's taken Bad Horse!

Damn I will have to head to The Laird then.

 

[Copeland]

Much appreciated Mazzarjo

 

[Apples]

Ah yes, spelling......well it goes to show that English teachers slip up like the rest! My bad.

 

[Apples]

And yes, I keep getting Murphy and Murray mixed up. I meant Nathan 'Freckles' Murphy

 

[frizzle]

Alright. I will drink a vegetable smoothie instead of a beer.

He said out of your comfort zone but Jeebus.

 

[The Dawes]

Alright. I will drink a vegetable smoothie instead of a beer.

Are hops classified as a vegetable?

 

[Apples]

Here is the slideshow from yesterday.

 

[Bad Horse]

Are hops classified as a vegetable?

I treat beer as more a food group. Sometimes its the entire pyramid.

 

[TradeDraft]

Honestly, you should be employed by the club. It’s so bloody nice reading about the boys. A simple write-up to calm nerves the nerves of some supporters, and excite others.

Bloody beautiful. Thanks Apples.

Agree. Club tells us nothing about Training Sessions where Pies Fans like Apples that then give us Great Reports

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Agree. Club tells us nothing about Training Sessions where Pies Fans like Apples that then give us Great Reports

What do you expect the club to say?

“Player X trained like s**t and needs a rocket”

 

[TradeDraft]

Here is the slideshow from yesterday.

Says Video is Unavailable

 

[Pedro]

Great write up Apples. Your efforts are much appreciated

 

[jmac70]

Are hops classified as a vegetable?

Yes. And Hops are even better for you than sprouts

 

[Apex36]

Are hops classified as a vegetable?

I think they’re a grain?

Edit: on further investigation, they’re actually classified as a flower.

 

[Mukesh]

I think they’re a grain?

Edit: on further investigation, they’re actually classified as a flower.

Mmmmm a flower smoothy... even nicer...

 

[pablo disco bar]

Si

Ice pack for Thomas? Please no.

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Could be the chance sier needs to get a game

 

[Apples]

I think the slideshow should work now.

 

[TradeDraft]

I think the slideshow should work now.

Great Video Mate Apples

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I think the slideshow should work now.

Mr Apples 2 takes great pics.

Well done