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Healy said:
Wow, I had the acest time on new years eve. Daniel and his mum and dad picked me up and we went to their beach house at Lorne. It was great.

After we had dinner Daniel and I headed off down to the beach in front of the surf club. There were lots of people there and some pretty girls as well. After a little while Daniel said we should try our luck at the pub, but it was too crowded. We then met this man who said we should go with him to some place called the aqautic club. His name was Barry.

The place was this little sort of club house down by the pier where there was a bar, pool table and little beer garden. Apparently all the fisherman drink there. Barry had to sign us in. He asked us what we wanted to drink and I told him a coke. He got a little angery and said c'mon pat, you've got to have some alchohol. He got me a beer. I haven't had beer before and when I had my first sip it made me screw up my face. I didn't like it much. After that Barry got me a thing called a breezer, this was much nicer it was like punch. Yummy.

We spent quiet a bit of time there with our new friend Barry. Daniel was getting a bit worried as there were not many girls here. I didn't mind because Barry kept getting me lots of those very yummy breezer drinks. Barry was very nice and he listened to all my cats stories and I tolod him how good Nathan would be for us this year. He seemed to be really interested in me. After a few hours he asked us if we wanted to go back to his place.

He told us that he was a photographer and thought that Daniel and I should get some pictures taken as we could be models.

Daniel said he didn't want to. I didn't care as Barry said he had Breeezers back at his house. Barry said he need to see us with our t shirts off to make sure we had the right stuff to be models. Daniel whispered to me that he thought this was a bit suss and told Barry that we were going back to the beach.

We left and went back to the beach. It was almost 12 o'clock. By this time there was lots of people on the beach and I was finding it hard to walk straight and my head felt really really light. All of a sudden fireworks started going off. They were ace. I was staring at them when this girl came up to me and said Happy New Year and then she started kissing me. She was pushing her tongue in my mouth and everything.

It was so cool. I looked over and Daniel was standing there staring at us, but no one was kissing him. He tried to kiss the girl I was with but she told him to get lost and then started kissing me again. When I next looked Daniel had gone.

I was kissing for ages and at one stage I thought I saw that Barry guy staring at me from a behind the corner of the building but when I looked back he was gone.

At 12.30 I had to go as Daniels mum said we had to be home by 12.45. I asked my new girlfriend what her name was but she wouldn't tell me. She said I was her one night special friend whatever that means. I left and when I got back Daniel was already in bed. He said that after leaving me he met this girl who was a model on holidays and that he had kissed her and that she had even let him touch her boobs. Wow Daniel is always sooo lucky when it comes to girls.

The next morning I had a big headache and felt sick. For the next two days I looked everywhere for my new girlfriend but didn't spot her. We also never found Daniels model. She must have left already. Although I did see that Barry guy at the trampolines watching some kids. They must have been his children but I don't remember him saying he had kids.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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Healy, I've read the whole thing and I think you had credibility up until this story.
 
Hi Heals,

It's your friend Barry from new years eve here. You made me one very jealous man that night. You were right I was watching you as that girl stuck her tongue down your throat. I have been a long time fan of yours and with a combination of several breezers, the festive season and our love of the mighty catters I thought we could have had something special.
 

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Healy said:
His name was Barry.

The place was this little sort of club house down by the pier where there was a bar, pool table and little beer garden. Apparently all the fisherman drink there. Barry had to sign us in. He asked us what we wanted to drink and I told him a coke. He got a little angery and said c'mon pat, you've got to have some alchohol. He got me a beer. I haven't had beer before and when I had my first sip it made me screw up my face. I didn't like it much. After that Barry got me a thing called a breezer, this was much nicer it was like punch. Yummy.

We spent quiet a bit of time there with our new friend Barry. Daniel was getting a bit worried as there were not many girls here. I didn't mind because Barry kept getting me lots of those very yummy breezer drinks. Barry was very nice and he listened to all my cats stories and I tolod him how good Nathan would be for us this year. He seemed to be really interested in me. After a few hours he asked us if we wanted to go back to his place.

He told us that he was a photographer and thought that Daniel and I should get some pictures taken as we could be models.

Daniel said he didn't want to. I didn't care as Barry said he had Breeezers back at his house. Barry said he need to see us with our t shirts off to make sure we had the right stuff to be models. Daniel whispered to me that he thought this was a bit suss and told Barry that we were going back to the beach.

I was kissing for ages and at one stage I thought I saw that Barry guy staring at me from a behind the corner of the building but when I looked back he was gone.


Although I did see that Barry guy at the trampolines watching some kids. They must have been his children but I don't remember him saying he had kids.
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"There's a paedophile roaming rouuuuund in the neighbourhood, in the neighbourhood, in the neighbourhood......."
 
Hiya Heals...I just read your entire thread and I think your hillarious! Anyways,have you recovered from New Years and how is Daniel going, has he introduced you to any of his girlfriends since New Years? Have u heard any news on the Catters? How is everyone at the unit? Is the carer being nice to you? ;) :D
 
Hi carlyp,

I am good. My friends here at the unit have got a new nickname for me after new years eve. They call me Mr Kissy. It's a bit embarrassing and they all want me to take them out to show them my moves. I haven't really spoken to Daniel that much, he seems to be angery at me for some reason. He told me he is too busy to see me as he has been dating a girl who might be in FHM magazine this year.

The mighty cats are going ace. We have more members than anyone and the guy from could have been champions on the radio thinks we will win everything this year. I think he knows as he has friends at the club.

My unit is going OK. Geoff wanted to try out to be a ball boy at the tennis but they told him he was too old. It is a shame as he is always playing tennis against his bedroom wall, he really loves it and he also loves linsey davenport. Sometmes our carer gets angery at him for hitting his ball against the wall late at night.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Healy said:
Hi carlyp,

I am good. My friends here at the unit have got a new nickname for me after new years eve. They call me Mr Kissy. It's a bit embarrassing and they all want me to take them out to show them my moves. I haven't really spoken to Daniel that much, he seems to be angery at me for some reason. He told me he is too busy to see me as he has been dating a girl who might be in FHM magazine this year.

The mighty cats are going ace. We have more members than anyone and the guy from could have been champions on the radio thinks we will win everything this year. I think he knows as he has friends at the club.

My unit is going OK. Geoff wanted to try out to be a ball boy at the tennis but they told him he was too old. It is a shame as he is always playing tennis against his bedroom wall, he really loves it and he also loves linsey davenport. Sometmes our carer gets angery at him for hitting his ball against the wall late at night.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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Thats a Geelong Radio right,

It losses all crediability :D

No seriously you guys will do alright this year, you may not have the most members in the league but what I have witnessed in the "outer" and on bigfooty is that Geelong supporters are full of passion something not evident from the bandwagon mob I support.

Its alright supportering a team on top its another thing supportering your team through the lean trot, Geelong supporters have shown in the past they dont jump off the bandwagon easily.

You guys havent been the most sucussful team over the past 40 years so its good to see you guys up after alot of heartache in the past.

I wish you all of luck next season, its supporters such as yourself which allows the AFL to run on a daily basis.

Remember its the supporters who allow Aussie Rules to prosper not the players or the Administrators.
 
Healy said:
Hi carlyp,

I am good. My friends here at the unit have got a new nickname for me after new years eve. They call me Mr Kissy. It's a bit embarrassing and they all want me to take them out to show them my moves. I haven't really spoken to Daniel that much, he seems to be angery at me for some reason. He told me he is too busy to see me as he has been dating a girl who might be in FHM magazine this year.

The mighty cats are going ace. We have more members than anyone and the guy from could have been champions on the radio thinks we will win everything this year. I think he knows as he has friends at the club.

My unit is going OK. Geoff wanted to try out to be a ball boy at the tennis but they told him he was too old. It is a shame as he is always playing tennis against his bedroom wall, he really loves it and he also loves linsey davenport. Sometmes our carer gets angery at him for hitting his ball against the wall late at night.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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Its good to hear from you Heals! Dont worry about what they are all calling you, their probably all just jealous cause a girl liked you enough to kiss you and they didnt have anyone like that to kiss them. Id listen to everyone on heres advice and forget about Daniel. He seems to be a rude person and a bit of a long story teller if you get what I mean. Im sure he's also jealous of you!
Thats great news about the Catters and I hope they go well in 2005 for you.
Tell Geoff I said Im sorry about them not letting him be a ballboy at the tennis but tell him he would probably see and enjoy it more if he watches in on TV. Never mind your carer, he/she probably just gets tired and when their tired, emotional.
Anyways hope to hear from you soon!
CarlyP ;)
 
Healy said:
Hi carlyp,

I am good. My friends here at the unit have got a new nickname for me after new years eve. They call me Mr Kissy. It's a bit embarrassing and they all want me to take them out to show them my moves. I haven't really spoken to Daniel that much, he seems to be angery at me for some reason. He told me he is too busy to see me as he has been dating a girl who might be in FHM magazine this year.

The mighty cats are going ace. We have more members than anyone and the guy from could have been champions on the radio thinks we will win everything this year. I think he knows as he has friends at the club.

My unit is going OK. Geoff wanted to try out to be a ball boy at the tennis but they told him he was too old. It is a shame as he is always playing tennis against his bedroom wall, he really loves it and he also loves linsey davenport. Sometmes our carer gets angery at him for hitting his ball against the wall late at night.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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JUBJUB??
 
Hey Heals just read all your threads and have never laughed so much,what a classic,the tears are still fallin.Any-way best of luck to your catters this year but not when they play my pies.... :) Also i hope 2005 brings you good luck with the chicks ,you are already on a good start ,lets hope theres plenty more .happy 2005 heals.........and dans just jealous mate, see good things happen when you least expect them to just like me finding your posts....... you are one of a kind ...... ;)
 

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I don't know why Daniel would be jealous of me??? He is always very lucky with girls. I just wish he intorduce me to some of them because they might have pretty friends.

Mum and dad are taking me on a holiday next week. They are going to pick me up and we are going to the beach. It will be ace. I always like going to the beach. Dad and I surf. It's great. I've got a boogie board and dad has his surf mat.

I wonder if Nathan surfs? I think his brother Gary does. I watched the tennis yesterday. There sure are some pretty gilrs who play. It would be ace to be their boyfriend because you would get to stay in hotels and also you'd get really ace seats at the tennis when you watch them play.

At the moment I don't have a girlfriend but I am hoping I might meet someone on my holiday.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Healy said:
I don't know why Daniel would be jealous of me??? He is always very lucky with girls. I just wish he intorduce me to some of them because they might have pretty friends.

Mum and dad are taking me on a holiday next week. They are going to pick me up and we are going to the beach. It will be ace. I always like going to the beach. Dad and I surf. It's great. I've got a boogie board and dad has his surf mat.

I wonder if Nathan surfs? I think his brother Gary does. I watched the tennis yesterday. There sure are some pretty gilrs who play. It would be ace to be their boyfriend because you would get to stay in hotels and also you'd get really ace seats at the tennis when you watch them play.

At the moment I don't have a girlfriend but I am hoping I might meet someone on my holiday.

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Where is your holiday to Healy? I like Dogs. Do you like them?
 
I don't know until mum and dad get here. Yes I like dogs. Our dog is very nice his name is wizard sometimes when he is sleeping after dinner he does loud smelly farts. I hope mum and dad bring him on the holiday it is always good to see him.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Healy said:
I don't know until mum and dad get here. Yes I like dogs. Our dog is very nice his name is wizard sometimes when he is sleeping after dinner he does loud smelly farts. I hope mum and dad bring him on the holiday it is always good to see him.

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My dog always does smelly farts in the car. Her name is Anna. Have you met Nathan or Will?
 
Absolutely Brilliant thread.

I think u should ditch Daniel u r most likely do far better wif the ladies than he is and u would probaly do better if they didnt c u wif him.

U've talked a bit bout cricket but i was wondering if u support Australia as passionately as u follow the cats. And if so who is ur favourite Australian cricketer?

I suggest u make a sling shot for taking down birds more fun. Or maybe even a citrus gun.

Ne ways have a top year, pull as many chicks as u can and dont get bogged down wif one yet. And hopefully the cats can go all the way cos im fairly sure the tiges cant. But hey stranger things have happened
 

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LoneStar said:
Speaking of strange...I once met a Richmond supporter who knew how to speak and spell correctly! It wasn't you Calcium Man!!
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Nice to see you have enough time on your hands to sit around disecting my spelling and grammar. Wish i had the time to pretend im smarter than somebody by abusing their use of the English Language.
 
LoneStar said:
Speaking of strange...I once met a Richmond supporter who knew how to speak and spell correctly! It wasn't you Calcium Man! Seems as if you took down your brain "wif" a citrus gun "more fun"!
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Sometimes u have to wonder what God is thinking when he creates people like you. :rolleyes:
 
Speaking of strange i once met a Hawks MEMBER who actually was a human. Not a animal or a model skeleton, who seem to get signed up as members by the hawks as they attempt to make us believe you have over 30000 members. lol
 
Hi everybody,

I am back from my holiday with mum and dad. I had a really ace time. We went down to the coast and I had lots of swims and and ice creams and one night we had fish and chips it was really yummy.

On our last day there we went to a beach called St Georage. There was no one else but us there and this other couple sitting a little bit away from us. I had just come in from a swim and noticed our dog had gone up to the other peoples dog and dad yelled at me to go and get him back. I went up to get him and guess who the other people were??? It was Brad Ottens. I got very excited.

His girlfriend was wearing a white bikini and she is very pretty. I wish I could get a girlfriend like her. I said sorry to Brad about our dog and he said don't worry about it.

I then told him I barraked for the mighty Cats. He said good on me. I then asked him lots of questions about the team. He said that Nathan is going well and he agreed with me that Will Slade is an ace player. It was great talking to him and I coukld have stayed there all day. He was really nice and seemed to worry about me as he kept asking shouldn't I be getting back to my family. I told him it was ok and kept asking him more questions. After about and hour he said that he saw my dad waving me over, so I wished him all the best and told him when we win the priemiership this year that he has to allow them to let me in to the club party afterwards. He said he'd keep an eye out for me.

It was strange because when I got back over to mum and dad, dad said he didn't wave to me. I think that Brad is the best and I now like him third best behind Will and Nathan.

My holiday was soo much fun it was sad when we left to come back and I cried a little bit. Dad told me to stop been a girl and then he brought me a coconut bar at the petrol station.

I hope you are all OK I can't wait for the footy to start.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
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