no. spew.
thats gross.
thats gross.
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This thread is exactly why bigfooty rocks.
Wow... just wow
Wow... just wow
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Do you really believe that?
i think it outlines bigfooty's shortcomings, to be honest.
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this thread has been running since october 03. not long until it will be five years old.
what is the longest running thread on bigfooty?
what is the longest running thread on bigfooty?
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The first one ever made.
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am new here
am new here
You could spend days reviewing Heal's posts on this thing.
Come back champ
Come back champ
See Ya Heals
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That's terrible news Heals. She must have been very proud of you.
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The funniest thing so far is when he climbed on the roof and fell through, breaking his pelvis and his arm.
Yet a few weeks later, he was out the front of his unit waiting for his girlfriend to turn up and kicking the footy with a broken pelvis.
He is definitely not lying, it's just pure dedication to women.
Yet a few weeks later, he was out the front of his unit waiting for his girlfriend to turn up and kicking the footy with a broken pelvis.
He is definitely not lying, it's just pure dedication to women.
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I think my nanny was proud of me but I don't really now cause she never came and visited me or my sister. Mum said it was because we are so special that she thoght we were too magic to see.
One time mum took us to see her in this place with lots of old people. When we was there she kept calling me her brothers name and and at one stage she lifted up her nightie and showed us her kitty. Mum yelled at her and pulled her nightie back down. It was funny and furry and grey.
At one stage she asked mum about ******s I think she was speaking about my cousins.
C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
One time mum took us to see her in this place with lots of old people. When we was there she kept calling me her brothers name and and at one stage she lifted up her nightie and showed us her kitty. Mum yelled at her and pulled her nightie back down. It was funny and furry and grey.
At one stage she asked mum about ******s I think she was speaking about my cousins.
C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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It is possible you may have misheard her. With the cost of running a car these days, more and more people are fitting retreads to their rims. I'm assuming your mom isn't rich, so she might have had to replace her tyres without being able to afford to buy new ones. Of course, you always have to leave open the possibility that I'm completely wrong. It has been known to happen. More often than I care to admit actually.
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i think a little bit of spew came up.
This thread is only worthwhile reading when Healy posts. 
Lol I remember reading this a while back, one of the funniest threads. Must take dedication acting stupid for 5 years 
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I am in big big big trouble again and its not my fault its my stupid friend Daniels fault.
Daniel told me about this new thing he had discovered. He told me about this special place where majic happens. It's in the toilets at this park so I went. He said you go into the middle sit down toilet in the boys at night. he said on the wall I would see a hole and that I should stick my dickie bird in it and then this really ace thi9ng would happen that would would make my winky feel really good. He said it feels better than what he showed me to do with my dickie and vegemite.
Any way I found the hole and then pulled down my pants and then my undies and I stuck my winky in it. I waited and nothing happened. I kept wainting and still nothing. I thought maybe I had to do something to get whatever was meant to ahppen to work. So I started swinging my pee pee. Still nothing. Then I thought I must be doing it wrong so I also squeezed through the hole my balls. This wasn't easy and it hurt a little bit and it was very tight.
Anyway just after I put my dickie and balls in the hole this man came into the toilets and he saw me and what I was doing. I think I should have closed the toilet door but Daniel didn't say to. Anyhow this man looked at me and said what are you doing. I got a fright and jumped back and ripped my balls and dickie out of the hole. Oh wow it hurt I fell on the floor and then when I looked down I could see blood everywhere. The nice man helped me up and asked wear i live. I told him and he gave me a lift back to my unit. When we got there my carer was angry and she called the doctor. He came and looked at my balls and said that I had tore my balls. He had to give me an ingection and I have now got things called stiches 3 of them.
It really really hurt. Plus I got in really big big trouble. I was in so much trouble that I now am not alloud out by myself. Plus Neville and a few others are teasing me cause my balls look funny cause they had to cut of all the hair around them. And my dickie is still saw.
At least the mighty cats keep winning.
C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
I am in big big big trouble again and its not my fault its my stupid friend Daniels fault.
Daniel told me about this new thing he had discovered. He told me about this special place where majic happens. It's in the toilets at this park so I went. He said you go into the middle sit down toilet in the boys at night. he said on the wall I would see a hole and that I should stick my dickie bird in it and then this really ace thi9ng would happen that would would make my winky feel really good. He said it feels better than what he showed me to do with my dickie and vegemite.
Any way I found the hole and then pulled down my pants and then my undies and I stuck my winky in it. I waited and nothing happened. I kept wainting and still nothing. I thought maybe I had to do something to get whatever was meant to ahppen to work. So I started swinging my pee pee. Still nothing. Then I thought I must be doing it wrong so I also squeezed through the hole my balls. This wasn't easy and it hurt a little bit and it was very tight.
Anyway just after I put my dickie and balls in the hole this man came into the toilets and he saw me and what I was doing. I think I should have closed the toilet door but Daniel didn't say to. Anyhow this man looked at me and said what are you doing. I got a fright and jumped back and ripped my balls and dickie out of the hole. Oh wow it hurt I fell on the floor and then when I looked down I could see blood everywhere. The nice man helped me up and asked wear i live. I told him and he gave me a lift back to my unit. When we got there my carer was angry and she called the doctor. He came and looked at my balls and said that I had tore my balls. He had to give me an ingection and I have now got things called stiches 3 of them.
It really really hurt. Plus I got in really big big trouble. I was in so much trouble that I now am not alloud out by myself. Plus Neville and a few others are teasing me cause my balls look funny cause they had to cut of all the hair around them. And my dickie is still saw.
At least the mighty cats keep winning.
C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
lol good to see you back Healy, thats one hell of a story there, cant imagine the pain
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