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Real Name: Tom

Birthday: 24th November

Location: Melbourne

Occupation: Builder

Transport: Public Transport

Team: Sydney Swans

Other Sports: Cricket

Favourite Foods: Fish. Nandos Chips. Subway.

Favourite Drinks: Starbucks/Gloria Jeans

Best Radio Station: SEN 1116

TV Shows I'd Never Miss: Simpsons, Footy Show

Best Radio/TV Jingle: Swans Theme Song at end of games

Favourite Website: bigfooty.com, afl.com.au

Best Holiday Spot: Western Sydney/Gold Coast

One Thing ALWAYS in my Shopping Trolley: Food

Which Supermarket Chain Do You Prefer...Why? Coles. Always Have

Favourite Cartoon Character: Hanz Moleman

Most amazing thing I've done: Fallen out of building, lived

Biggest Fear/Phobia: Getting hit by a piano

Have You Any Piercings Or Tattoos? No

3 Famous People I've Met: (Outside Football...) Dave Hughes, Peter Helliar, Shane Warne

Dream Job: Footy Commentator

Favourite Board/Video Games: AFL Live Premiership Edition

Favourite Game Show: Price Is Right

Reality Program: Fat Club (It's funny when they whip them lol)

Top 5 Songs:
Hilltop Hoods - Nosebleed Section
Paul Kelly - Dumb Things
Hunters and Collecters - Do You See What I See?
Men At Work - Down Under
Only Ones - Another Girl, Another Planet

I Admire...Why? Ben Mathews (Syd) because he's my cousin

Finally...Something I'd Like To Do/Achieve Before I die...Watch the Swannies win a flag :D
 
SouthSwans said:
Real Name: Tom

Birthday: 24th November

Location: Melbourne

Occupation: Builder

Transport: Public Transport

Team: Sydney Swans

Other Sports: Cricket

Favourite Foods: Fish. Nandos Chips. Subway.

Favourite Drinks: Starbucks/Gloria Jeans

Best Radio Station: SEN 1116

TV Shows I'd Never Miss: Simpsons, Footy Show

Best Radio/TV Jingle: Swans Theme Song at end of games

Favourite Website: bigfooty.com, afl.com.au

Best Holiday Spot: Western Sydney/Gold Coast

One Thing ALWAYS in my Shopping Trolley: Food

Which Supermarket Chain Do You Prefer...Why? Coles. Always Have

Favourite Cartoon Character: Hanz Moleman

Most amazing thing I've done: Fallen out of building, lived

Biggest Fear/Phobia: Getting hit by a piano

Have You Any Piercings Or Tattoos? No

3 Famous People I've Met: (Outside Football...) Dave Hughes, Peter Helliar, Shane Warne

Dream Job: Footy Commentator

Favourite Board/Video Games: AFL Live Premiership Edition

Favourite Game Show: Price Is Right

Reality Program: Fat Club (It's funny when they whip them lol)

Top 5 Songs:
Hilltop Hoods - Nosebleed Section
Paul Kelly - Dumb Things
Hunters and Collecters - Do You See What I See?
Men At Work - Down Under
Only Ones - Another Girl, Another Planet

I Admire...Why? Ben Mathews (Syd) because he's my cousin

Finally...Something I'd Like To Do/Achieve Before I die...Watch the Swannies win a flag :D
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Why did you write that? I dont think Healy cares.
 

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stick to the thread.................
Healy you are a star but you look like on of the Shaw boys.. downy
 
I'm a bit scared about the Cats tonight. Melbourne are a very good team but I told Fran we should still win.

Fran is better now. It's good because I didn't like kissing her when she had sick breath it made me feel a little sick. But now it is OK. I spoke with my friend daniel and he wanted to no if Fran and I frenched kissed. I didn't know what it means. Daniel explained that you use your tongue. I don't know if he is been serious or not? I don't know if Fran will like this.

Daniel said that he wants to meet Fran. He said he had to check her out for me as he is my best friend and it's up to him to make sure she is not fat and ugly. I hope she will pass his test. I think Fran is very pretty.

That picture is not me although it looks a little like Kevin when he was little but he dosen't play soccer. I have a picture but I don't know how to put it on here.

My crabs are doing well. I have painted them and they look ace. I saw some things on tv called crazy crabs. They had crazy shells and you can get different things on them. I would love to get some but I am not sure where to go to get these crabs. Does anyone know?

I hope the Mighty Cats win tonight.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Healy said:
I'm a bit scared about the Cats tonight. Melbourne are a very good team but I told Fran we should still win.

Fran is better now. It's good because I didn't like kissing her when she had sick breath it made me feel a little sick. But now it is OK. I spoke with my friend daniel and he wanted to no if Fran and I frenched kissed. I didn't know what it means. Daniel explained that you use your tongue. I don't know if he is been serious or not? I don't know if Fran will like this.

Daniel said that he wants to meet Fran. He said he had to check her out for me as he is my best friend and it's up to him to make sure she is not fat and ugly. I hope she will pass his test. I think Fran is very pretty.

That picture is not me although it looks a little like Kevin when he was little but he dosen't play soccer. I have a picture but I don't know how to put it on here.

My crabs are doing well. I have painted them and they look ace. I saw some things on tv called crazy crabs. They had crazy shells and you can get different things on them. I would love to get some but I am not sure where to go to get these crabs. Does anyone know?

I hope the Mighty Cats win tonight.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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Watch out for Daniel, Heal's. He sounds like a lunch-cutter. Be careful son.

To answer your question about the crabs, the answer is St.Kilda, Grey St. At about 1-2 am on any corner street.

:D
 
Hi all,

Fran and I are going to the movies this weekend. My friend Daniel says that when it gets dark I should try and touch her boobs. I am not sure about this? What do people here think?

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON, IT'S TIME TO PLAY NATHAN!
 
Healy said:
Hi all,

Fran and I are going to the movies this weekend. My friend Daniel says that when it gets dark I should try and touch her boobs. I am not sure about this? What do people here think?

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON, IT'S TIME TO PLAY NATHAN!
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Healy, after some time with fran, i think you have unlimited booby access. ;)
 

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Ok then I'll have a go, but if she dosen't like it then I'm going to tell her Daniel and people on Bigfooty told me too. I am a bit nervous now, I wish I didn't say lets go to the movies, it might have been better to stay at home and play with my crabs.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Healy said:
Ok then I'll have a go, but if she dosen't like it then I'm going to tell her Daniel and people on Bigfooty told me too. I am a bit nervous now, I wish I didn't say lets go to the movies, it might have been better to stay at home and play with my crabs.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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Heals, you should meet Hoggy (another poster here on BF). He has a thing for crabs and would be able to tell you all about them!
 
Hello,

Sorry I have been missing but I am very sad. Fran has dumped me and it's not my fault. We went to the movies like I said and I did what Daniel and everyone else said to do. We were watching the movie and it got to the exciting bit and I slipped my hand over to Fran and squeezed her boob. She screamed and jumped up spilling her popcorn and drink everywhere. She yelled I was disgusting and walked out. It was embarrasing as people in the movie were staring at me and after I got up to chase Fran, some guy called me a sicko.

Fran and I went home and she said we needed to have a big talk. She said she didn't think she could go out with someone who was a sex addict. I told her I wasn't and that Daniel and people at Bigfooty told me to do it. But she wouldn't listen. In fact I got in more trouble as she was angery that I was discussing our relationship with strangers who only like football and sex. I told her Daniel liked lots of other things but she said she was talking about the people on Bigfooty.

She then said it was over and that she didn't even want to be friends with me as I am a sex maniac. I have been very sad and crying a bit. Daniel said not to worry and that she must be a dog because all hot girls love to have their boobs pinched. I don't know what to do? I was so angery that I got her crab and chucked it out my window. Neville said he was frightened of me because I am now very angery all the time. I really, really liked Fran and I thought she would be my girlfriend for ages. I don't know what to do??

I was thinking of writing to Will and Nathan at the club and asking them what I should do? Daniel says this is a stupid idea because players won't want to respond to losers like me. I don't know..

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON, COME BACK FRAN!
 

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Healy said:
Hello,

Sorry I have been missing but I am very sad. Fran has dumped me and it's not my fault. We went to the movies like I said and I did what Daniel and everyone else said to do. We were watching the movie and it got to the exciting bit and I slipped my hand over to Fran and squeezed her boob. She screamed and jumped up spilling her popcorn and drink everywhere. She yelled I was disgusting and walked out. It was embarrasing as people in the movie were staring at me and after I got up to chase Fran, some guy called me a sicko.

Fran and I went home and she said we needed to have a big talk. She said she didn't think she could go out with someone who was a sex addict. I told her I wasn't and that Daniel and people at Bigfooty told me to do it. But she wouldn't listen. In fact I got in more trouble as she was angery that I was discussing our relationship with strangers who only like football and sex. I told her Daniel liked lots of other things but she said she was talking about the people on Bigfooty.

She then said it was over and that she didn't even want to be friends with me as I am a sex maniac. I have been very sad and crying a bit. Daniel said not to worry and that she must be a dog because all hot girls love to have their boobs pinched. I don't know what to do? I was so angery that I got her crab and chucked it out my window. Neville said he was frightened of me because I am now very angery all the time. I really, really liked Fran and I thought she would be my girlfriend for ages. I don't know what to do??

I was thinking of writing to Will and Nathan at the club and asking them what I should do? Daniel says this is a stupid idea because players won't want to respond to losers like me. I don't know..

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON, COME BACK FRAN!
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Healy, why dont you call up White Line fever on Foxtel and ask Clinton Grybas?
 
I am still very sad that Fran does not like me. Also some of the guys here are calling me a sex monster. It makes me mad. I have written a song (Daniel did help me with some of it) to win her back. I hope she likes it.

Oh Fran, I am your man.
I want to hold your han
I will always be your number 1 fan
Please don't give me the can

Fran, I didn't mean to grab your boob
I know you think that I am rude
But really I am not a sicko perverted sex dude
I don't believe what Daniel say
I am sure you are not gay
Even if you are a leso
I will turn into a woman for yo

Fran you are ace
I like you even better than Kane Tenace
I want you to like me like a pussy cat
Please take back your little Pat

What do you all think? Is it OK?
I wrote the first couple of lines and Daniel helped with the rest. I really hope she likes it.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON! I WANT FRAN BACK!
 
Healy said:
I am still very sad that Fran does not like me. Also some of the guys here are calling me a sex monster. It makes me mad. I have written a song (Daniel did help me with some of it) to win her back. I hope she likes it.

Oh Fran, I am your man.
I want to hold your han
I will always be your number 1 fan
Please don't give me the can

Fran, I didn't mean to grab your boob
I know you think that I am rude
But really I am not a sicko perverted sex dude
I don't believe what Daniel say
I am sure you are not gay
Even if you are a leso
I will turn into a woman for yo

Fran you are ace
I like you even better than Kane Tenace
I want you to like me like a pussy cat
Please take back your little Pat

What do you all think? Is it OK?
I wrote the first couple of lines and Daniel helped with the rest. I really hope she likes it.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON! I WANT FRAN BACK!
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Heals! You are truely talented!

You have the X factor!!!
 
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