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Media Meatball Tells All - A Shocking League Enforced Handicap Rort.

Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by HumanMeatball, Oct 11, 2017.

  1. HumanMeatball

    HumanMeatball Brownlow Medallist

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    As many are aware the meatball was a highly anticipated trade from the furies to the bombers in the off season.

    Live pictures of bomber members picking up there limited edition meatball back2back jumpers
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    It’s also fair to say the meatball would be considered one of the more disappointing trades this year in terms of huge potential
    possessed

    Some Have compared meatball to Gary junior
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    Compared to the output actually received

    Some say Nathan ablett had more talent then Gary much like the meatball does.
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    But the truth shall no longer be hidden fellow members of the Sfa it must come out.

    I can exclusively reveal the league has put me under a mandatory handicap this season in a bid to stop the bombers Back2Back from being a formality. I have been restricted to certain conditions effecting my playing and posting ability that I’m not at liberty to reveal.
    The members of the Sfa deserve to know the truth of a corrupt organization that is deliberately targeting both me and the success of the bombers.

    As a result I can reveal I have put together a board challenge to occur in the near future as seen below to challenge the corrupt and disgusting current regime and leadership.

    Leadership is required and these talented individuals are short prized favorites to challenge the current regime
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    Stay tuned for updates as we look to bring balance and fairness back this this one great organization
     

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  2. WFL

    WFL Brownlow Medallist

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    You'll regret letting me go. Funniest comment all year Meatball
     
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  3. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    Do I know any meatballs? Hmmm....nope, so I'll just compare meatball to another Gary:

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  4. Loonerty

    Loonerty Moderator

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    How many times do I have to explain that having BRAB on our list is not a rort?
     
  5. KohPhi

    KohPhi Brownlow Medallist

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    Meaty is a Bomber??? :eek:
     
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  6. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    Maybe Meaty is a member of Haro's Harem
     
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  7. KohPhi

    KohPhi Brownlow Medallist

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    Jesus.. Meatball and sausageroll in the same thread...

    I'm off to 7/11.
     
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  8. sausageroll

    sausageroll Brownlow Medallist

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    Hey KohPhi :thumbsu:

    Did you know that if I post one more time in this thread I'll match the lofty heights of Meatball's most prolific posting performance in the past 5 Bombers match threads?
     
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  9. This Is Anfield

    This Is Anfield Brownlow Medallist

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    WTF? Did he leave the Furies?
    Why wasn't I told? and why didn't I notice?
     
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  10. KohPhi

    KohPhi Brownlow Medallist

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    Pacing himself.
     
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  11. sausageroll

    sausageroll Brownlow Medallist

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    I blame the league for his reduced activity levels. I think I saw a thread about it somewhere.
     
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  12. KohPhi

    KohPhi Brownlow Medallist

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    Thread needs more stats.
     
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  13. sausageroll

    sausageroll Brownlow Medallist

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    Ok. Statistically, the like button on the OP has been more active than Meatball has been in match threads over the past 5 weeks.

    Sorry, that's not actually stats is it? It's analysis of the stats.
     
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  14. Stoods

    Stoods Premiership Player

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    That guy on the far left. I can never get over how he looks haha
     
  15. Stoods

    Stoods Premiership Player

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    Also you could of been more of a handicap last weel when you beat the roys :(
     
  16. pantskyle

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  17. I Dont Care

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. JackNah_8

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    yep, big regret there
     
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  19. WFL

    WFL Brownlow Medallist

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    Great thread. Would skip past again.
     
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  20. JackNah_8

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    WFL, good memory. I forgot about that big regret so much has happened since that thread.
     
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  21. BRAB

    BRAB Just Hip my Wood

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    Jesus Christ this was an awful thread
     
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    So lets bump it LOL
     
  23. WFL

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    He ended up being a smashed meat tray.
     
  24. HumanMeatball

    HumanMeatball Brownlow Medallist

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    Gonna need proof
     
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