DANIEL Radcliffe — the British actor who played budding wizard Harry Potter in the box office smash movies — was at the Gabba on Saturday night.
He got on to the ground for the post-match kick-to-kick and probably conjured up more touches than Brisbane’s overpaid and overrated midfield.
The Lions on-ball division soaks up a substantial part of Brisbane’s salary cap but they again failed to deliver.
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dominated contested possessions (152-115), inside 50 entries (70-38), clearances (48-24) and centre clearances (20-9) as the Lions midfield was reduced to glorified spectators.
In another telling stat, Brisbane’s leading contested ball winner was 19-year-old Ben Keays, who was playing as a permanent forward in his third game at AFL level.
It was complete and utter garbage from the home side. The first quarter was so bad it was laughable.